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>>5067021Dog owners are statistically more likely to be married than cat owners and people without petshttps://blog.23andme.com/articles/cats-and-dogs-and-people#Also cat people have a narrower IQ distribution and higher average while dog owners span the whole range from retard to genius physics major resulting in… a perfect average.
>>5067022isnt that just because the vast majority of people prefer dogs? bigger sample = closer to population wide average. there are more cats per household and more cats overall, but more households per dog.
>>5067021LOL
>>5067022>dog owners are lower IQGot it, all we needed to know
>>5067095>dogchad IQ distribution: 50-150>catfaggot IQ distribution: 100-115>HA! CAT PEOPLE ARE SMARTER!if this isnt an epic midwit self own i dont know what isdid you know that despite every single available shred of scientific data saying that cats do not, can not, and have never actually reduced pest rodent populations and actually cause them to increase when the cat is allowed to roam, most cat people still believe cats are pest control?did you know that despite tens of thousands of years of dogs clearly attaining greater intellectual heights than any cat, and recent data showing that even a chihuahua has a more sophisticated cerebral cortex with larger frontal lobes than a cat, most cat people still believe cats are smarter than dogs?clearly cat people are not actually that smart... in fact, they take after their pets.
>>5067021>>5067095Cats are low IQ and so are their Human slaves. I don't give a shit about catfag vs dogfag battle. Just stick to the fucking facts, you stupid fucking apes. Cats are vile ungrateful creatures that don't care about the Human. You are a beta provider to them. They will eat you when you die. They don't bond with you at all and aren't loyal. They are copypaste, all of them have the same "character", it's just instinct of a parasite. Toxoplasmosis is so potent, that Catfag ignores being mutiliated, bitten, scratched by the cat and at the same time claims it's "awwww he loves me" bullshit. I can't imagine being so fucking meek, weak and retarded. But here we are.
dogfucker melty
>>5067108I hate dogs just as much. They are still smarter than your stinky catshitter.
>>5067105cat schizo is back
i like horses :)
>>5067131Prove it.
Oh wow another thread full of gay guys talking about banging dogs cool
>>5067136This nigga at the shrink:>you’re one fucked up guy doc. nothing but pictures of dicks and gay sex and I’m pretty sure one had a dog in it. why are you showing me this trash?>sir, that was a rorschach test.
>>5067136You have so unaddressed mental issues. Or the Toxoplasmosis got you good.
>>5067022>Immediate anti cat schizo meltdownKEK
>watermark slop
>>5067105>HA! CAT PEOPLE ARE SMARTER!On average, yes. You do know what averages mean, right?
>>5067105>dogfag average lower than catfag baselinegrim, i felt it talking to dog people but confirmation is crazy. i am 50% more likely to find a dogfag who isn't smarter than a catchad. jesus
>>506725590% of catfags are pseudsYWNBAI (you will never be an intellectual)
>>5067255>midwit self own
>>5067107>They will eat you when you dieWhy do nigs keep regurgitating this "fact" as if it was true? There are much more recorded cases of dogs eating their owners than cats
>>5067424because it is true and "butdogs!" cope won’t make it untrueevery animal will but dogs other than pitbulls are noted for waiting for decay to confirm death if not abusedcats start right away
>>5067425"In a 2015 review of 63 cases of dogs scavenging their owners, less than a day had passed before the partially eaten body was found in about a quarter of cases. What’s more, some of the dogs had access to food they hadn’t eaten."It is normal for predators to eat their deceased.
>>5067475>muh sciencemy meema was found dead uneaten with three hungry german shepherds. ya’ll got studies but you dont think about the studies.
>>5067479there were also cases where dogs consumed flesh from the corpse and cats didn't touch itstop seething and coping and accept that predators are predators
>>5067248He's a dogfucker of course he doesn't know basic math
>>5067146Fucking kek
>>5067486>obsessed with bestiality >can not make basic value judgementsA higher average population with no genius level intellects is useless at everything but having a high average. Distributions matter. Being predominantly urban midwits is not a badge of pride when you’re comparing your group against a union of MIT grads and factory workers.
>>5067488It is when you’re a relatively simple minded shut-in with schizoid tendencies. Someone who defaults to fantasizing about bestiality is not grounded in reality.
>>5067488Too bad no one IRL understands the 4chan meme expanded universe
>>5067490Non-sequitur
>>5067479>>5067484Shitbulls aren't dogs.
>>5067023Preference between cats vs dogs is really down to personality and lifestyle. A lot of people who work or don't really want a particularly hands-on pet prefer cats, people who are more active and want more direct affection or need prefer dogs.
>>5067493cat owners are also more likely to be schizophrenic and lgbtq so there is a counterculture aspectdogs are so emblematic of successful straight men and associated with so many great figures in classical art and music, politics, and science that they have been used as right wing symbolsmany cat owners also willingly subscribe to the false belief that cats are smarter than dogs and undomesticated such that they choose their owners, mirroring the lower class of dog owners that uses owning dangerous breeds to claim that they have special powers over beasts. there are also the uneducated on each side. dumber cat people believe cats are effective pest control because they kill some mice (never mind the hidden infestation). dumber dog people think their dog is a natural protector when the most they will do is bark.
>>5067493Where does this affection/independence myth come from? Cats need 2-4 hours of interaction a day and your average orange cat is going to be way more emotionally needy than most dogs. A huge cat stereotype is cats being so clingy they don’t tolerate closed doors and flop over on keyboards while people work. Huge dog breed groups are stereotypically independent and prefer less than an hour of interaction per day. Is it just because it’s not illegal to abandon and neglect cats by tossing them out the front door yet?
>>5067506>Where does this affection/independence myth come from?animal abusers and unfixed cats that instantly fuck off to sire 50 litters per month or have 5 litters per yearthey claim to be smart quite a lot but the average cat person is a fucking retard. i have a feeling that if their IQ scores were dissected further it would be another case of bullshit like "ashkenazi excellence" turned out to bethese discussions are bunkthe arbitrary dog/cat divide based on present pet preference loads the cat group with people who don't have free time for a dog due to school/work but will get one at the first opportunity. the dog group is going to be more intellectually diverse. the vast majority of people, when polled, like both animals. the likelihood of overlap is strong.cat people also lean towards literature and vocabulary building, while your average dog owning smartie is going to build vocabulary pertaining to science and engineering topics and technically do worse on the test due to its biasconsider things like this when people claim an average iq to bolster the perception of the group they belong to or deride another
>>5067021I like both cats and dogs. They're both good pets. Arguments over.
If catfags are so smart why do they let their cats roam outside for dogs to maim or kill them?
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