Post animal memesI made pic related after I saw my retarded cat enter the laundry room then scare himself because of it
>>5067067what a good frog
>>5067124for some reason this is *deeply* disturbing. like david lynch levels of existential horror. seeing abstract shapes not of this world come at you and you're powerless to stop them
cac
>>5067230Best one so far
>>5067123:(
>>5067217>>5067299
>>5067065
>>5067123man siege is bad now...
>>5067603printing out this screencap and getting it framed what a banger
>>5067603Wiliam Blake tier level of prophecy>I am an ascended being, I astral project on a nightly basislove it when subs get all high and mighty for having normal natural human capabilities, in this case it's called dreaming™
>>5067652shouldn't the RCD have tripped in this case?
>>5067653Sure, if the circuit had one. They're only code in the Kitchen, Bath, and outdoor circuits though, and only since 1971 for those, so there's a lot of opportunity to electrocute yourself on residential wiring even if nothing was installed improperly by a homegamer or mcmansionslop contractor.
>>5067743>1:05*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>>5067798:(
>>5067428ok but where is he going
>>5067800he amaterasu'd them shortly after this image and then he swam home :)
I'm sorry for this one
>>5068827name one thing wrong he said
>>5068863is this a picture of you, anon
>>5068864I SAID NAME ONE THING WRONG I SAID
>>5068827>the tierzoo shirtheh.
>>5068900they wouldn't be endangered in the first place without humans
>>5068900They literally wouldn't tho
>>5068863>mosquitoslarvae are an important food source for freshwater creatures; they're important not only in existing freshwater ecosystems, but also as a pioneer species getting the ball rolling in uninhabitated watersthey're also pollinators, with some plant species actually being specialized for pollination by thembed bugs would be a more realistic nomination for their loss having zero environmental impact>waspsthis might just be my region and/or climate, but in my experience they really aren't that aggressive if you don't go out of your way to fuck with themit's also worth noting that they're also pollinators and predate on certain pests like slugs>pandasthe only reason they were dying out for lack of human intervention was because humans had been destroying and fragmenting their habitatI don't really know enough about the others to give any input
>>5068980All correct. I’d also add that almost all shark species are utterly harmless. It’s something like a dozen of them that might attack a human with three being the problem species. The other 550 of them don’t do shit.
Has /an/ ever gotten together to make a 100% objective animal tierlist?
>>5068996Do you even know how many animals there are? Give me your earnest ballpark estimate.
>>5069000like 12 at most?
>>5069000Condense them into categories (primates, large and small cats etc.)
>>5069053Their species is a mistake in progress. It’s a carnivore that lost the ability to taste protein. They are that shitty transitional form that evolution inevitably creates.
>>5069053I'm just saying man they were doing just fine for millions of years before humans showed up
>>5069101I love that image.
>>5068996>100%You wouldn't be able to do that because the mindless retards stirring the shitpot would drown out any honest comments, you know what I'm talking about This is my top 3 animal list I just put together1 Elephant2 Bear3 MothHonorable mention: Pingu
>>5068564
>>5069053Rare =/= endangered. Pandas live at high altitudes where people rarely went, that isn’t the same thing as being threatened by habitat loss
>>5068566This is unironically how the american toxo spammers see it
I still love this dead meme
>>5067122What can an elephant actually do though?
>>5068827This thread is for memes, not reality. You also need to update this old ass shit to include the sea otter hate
Dog website
>>5067300Is that the same smaxxhed pit which shat itself while trying to run in the park?
elite ball knowledge
>>5069926lmao who would even understand this reference
>>5068820kek
I sacrifice 1 third of each enemy religion to Kipo
>>5067128>and you're powerless to stop themdo more magic retard
>>5069941wtf is this real?
>>5069967Can you explain?
>>5070644
>>5070329faustian spirit
Become ungovernable
>>5069893
>>5070762She is protecting herself from suicide drones.
>>5068570What she means is, now that Nemo is missing and her matriarch is dead, she is now the anemone's matriarch and she needs Nemo back to breed. Hence her (formerly his) "fucking son".
>>5070778a masterclass in pommeling from behind
>>5067065I like your cat drawing OP
>>5067135? both of them are kicking, one just missed
>>5070778this seems like one of those fake martial arts/qigong videos where they make a guy pass out by just waving their hands
>>5070778The elephant had 1 HP left
>>5070355> attuning yourself to magic so triangles can influence you even moreOK nonna.
>I'll solo
>>5070676Ornithological redoubt
>>5071414Needs the original picture that inspired the drawing.
>>5071439>>5071445God I miss the heyday of baneposting
>>5069900Where the fuck did you find this? Why is this a thing?
>>5069900SOULJA DOG OFF IN IT OHHHHHWATCH HIM HUMP DAT WATCH HIM ROLLLLLWATCH HIM HUMP THAT KITTY CAT THEN SUPERMAN THAT HOOOOOOO
>>5071650a KEKED thread on /gif/
>>5071650Its been posted on /an/ for 4 years
>>5067067there's no frogpost in the op. you fucked up big time mister...
>>5069900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Afdxd6sUQ
>>5067652>>5067653>>5067682I still call bullshit, i used to have a cat that would chew through every cable she could reach. Used to come home to all the cables being chewed up and cut. Cat was fine.
>>5073112Cats have spent thousands of years being subjugated by humans. Their brains are 30% smaller and they are now prey animals as adults (wildcats arent). Most cat owners dont even have toxo. Only outdoor cats catch and spread it and 80% of cats in the US are indoors. Toxo doesn’t make you like cats either! It makes you like their pee. Verdict: reddit meme made with disinfo and AIslop
>>5073112hand reared wolves make good pets so uh, nodog domestication was so they didnt attack strangers. the base animal is already pretty friendly to their owner. >catfag lies to hype up his useless pest animal: over a century of toxotradition
>>5073113its just a meme anon i have 2 cats sleeping next to me as i posted this
Ewwww its from reddit
>>5067065A classic
>Guys listen.
>>5073288RULES OF NATURE!!!!!!!
>>5073296AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>5067065a meme i made about my son.
>>5073831Thank god for Quasimodo
>>5073919Travel safe pupper.
>>5073919Travel safe pupper
>>5074366Anubis was a more major god? Bastet was also a lion, not a housecat, until egypt’s subjugation by greco-roman forces. Oh wait this is a reddit meme isn’t it>it isEvery time
>>5074369Well, yeah, reddit is the cat website.
>>5074369reddit board
>>5073113>>5073117>>5073130>>5074369>>5074370
>>5074375dog website schizo
>>5074377
>>5074380Yes unc it is>inb4 well back in 2004 we had a cat meme!Get a life unc
>>5074381>anti cat schizo is gen za lot makes sense now
>>5074240geez anon this is a blue board
>>5074383>40 and still on 4chan>I’m a real winner
>>5074388I know brain damage is part of being a zoomer but millenials are between 29 and 44
>>5074394>29 to 44 and still on 4chan>I’m a real winner
>>5074400Yeah, where would you have me go? most social media is shit and I am content to remain anonymous
>>5074402>Yeah, where would you have me go?
>>5074404I go on walks daily in the forest near my house, quit projecting
>>5074405maybe you should go on another instead of getting mad at silly pictures on a japanese childrens cartoon forum as a 44 year old woman (male) lol
>>5074406You are the one who got upset about a cat meme?
>>5074375>cats are domesticated and most cat owners dont have toxo>this is anti cat!Why are you so schizoAnd historical accuracy (bastet being a lion) is anti cat? Do you only like cats because you hate dogs and think cats are an egyptian god?
>>5074408>Do you only like cats because you hate dogs and think cats are an egyptian god?thats most shut in internet cat people. its all the computer attached millennials that associated sports, exercise, and going outside with low iq.
doods my dog is sick
>>5067230the one anon posting "i like dobermans"
>>5067743Holy shit they're frighteningly smart
>>5068827But Chimps are very agressive and unpredictable animals once they become adults. They are not like bonobos or gorillas, they are way more agressive.
>>5074636Bonobos are actually more aggressive than chimps, the idea that they are the peaceful ape is 20 years out of date.
>>5071958first time Im seeing that thoughbeit
>>5069905i guess so lmao
>>5074694Sources about this? Everywhere i've seen they are more chill than chimps.
>>5075035It's just anti-lgbt propaganda, since bonobos became a queer poster animal.Truth: bonobos can be violent but are still way more chill than chimpanzee.
>>5071650It's not a thing, dog dick won't fit in a cat.
>>5075035https://cbs.umn.edu/blog-posts/not-so-gentle-bonoboshttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41056910/There was also a 2014 paper I've cited here before that I'm not going to be able to find before I've gotta get driving to work, I'll try and find it later.The basics: Male Bonobos fight each other more often than male chimps, and the ones that start and win the fights have more reproductive success than the losers. They are less likely to kill each other in these fights than male chimps. But they do still kill each other, the form of the violence is just different, instead of males killing over territory and hierarchy, like in chimps, female bonobos form collations and kill male bonobos for showing insufficient deference to females, which is unseen in chimps.
>>5074636Bonobos, like all feminised societies, are much more "violent" in the chaotic in-group sense, chimps are just better at violence (and organise their violence). Gorillas are the extreme end of that spectrum, so organised in their violence that only one needs to do it, and rarely has to
>>5075036This is how you fags ended up creating AIDs. Bunch of monkey fuckers.
Need it or keep it?
is philosoraptor an /an/ meme?
>>5070778I think I remember this and if I'm correct the elephant was tranquilized
>>5076989needs feathers
>>5070778vax status?
>>5069355
>>5074400>Retard is outraged to learn that grownups also use the Internet
>>5067114legendary
LOL
>>5076646need it
why did humanity decide to adopt cats as internet avatars?
>>5079180They have unique appeal to the retarded and schizophrenic
>>5079185I guess that explains why I love catmenes
>>5079185wtf that is literally me
>>5077037It's meant to be the foot claw, retard
>>5071445>Thread fills with BanepostingBased
>>5073113What the fuck do you mean wild cats aren't prey animals? they are still 15 pounds at most. Any bigger animal will eat them if they are given the chance
>>5067065does anyone have that pic of an angry small black cat and a scratched bleeding finger in frame?
>>5079550no sorry
>>5079550
>>5079683>bunderground
>>5079673thanks! it's different from what I remember. Mandella effect?
>>5079673
>>5079728Funny you mention that I swear I also noticed a dimensional emergence even from this photo. I'm just glad that I still have my family in this new dimension. Every time I notice a shift has happened it's the first thing I check, my biggest worry is that one day I noticed I've transitioned into a dimension where I'm homeless and have lost everything. The mandella effect is fucking terrifying in that regard but at the same time I feel like Scott Backula (it dimension hopped / changed to Bakula some time ago) from quantum leap.
>>5079725reddit meme
>>5079731At least we still have cat memes
>>5067603Reminds me of VALIS by PKD.
>>5067603kek
>>5080022Damn. Time flies when you're having fun, huh.
A tragically underused classic
>>5080551>Feathers are knowBottom is correct by default
>>5080547I want to go back...
>>5079683>Where bunnies are safe-Laughs in Watership down.
