>No nut November
>>5067271You can have nuts if someone else gets you the nuts, but you can't go get nuts yourself.
Nigga (that's) Nuts November
>>5067271I laffed.
>>5067271that's nuts
Two weeks ago I stalked a squirrel and then put two extra walnuts where it hid some gay acorn or whatever
>>5067842Yeeowch! I felt that one for meself, heheh.
>>5067771I nutted.
>>5067842Is it gay to help him in this scenario?
why do squirrels do that distress barking when they see cats but not humans?
>>5069696Why are humans afraid of jaguars but not blue whales?
>>5067771Red squirrel bros..
>>5067842What a metaphor for life that fence is.
>>5067842>squirrel takes nuts from trees his whole life>his nuts are taken by a dead treeLive by the sword, die by the sword.
I had a wet dream this morning. NNN failed only six days in.
Anyone notice /an/ has gotten progressively more peaceful during the government shutdown? Kind of at the same pace ATC controllers are dropping out
>>5067842that looks very uncomfortable
>>5067271>Nigga that's nu-AAAAAAAAAAACK!
>>5070150The point of NNN was originally to get guys to stop jerking off so that their horny energy can be redirected into getting actually laid. All the esoteric bullshit that came later is its own schizophrenic thing. You don’t fail NNN unless you jerk off.
>>5072905squirrels don't live underground do they?
>>5072943>The point of NNN was originally to get guys to stop jerking off so that their horny energy can be redirected into getting actually laidBecause this isn't at all esoteric bullshit or schizophrenic no sir
>>5073007i'm not participating in NNN because I have no willpower but jerking it definitely results in a bit of energy loss
>>5067842I want to grab him and pull with all my force
>>5073007What’s easier to do, crank one out or go talk to women?If you remove “crank one out” from the options list, you either go to bed horny or go talk to a woman.Calling that “esoterica” is a low goddamn bar.
>>5073123Most normal men do both. If you’re not talking to women or even going to a hooker, you might not like women.
>>5073123>If you remove “crank one out” from the options list, you either go to bed horny or go talk to a woman.Or you stop being horny all the timeNo such thing as "horny energy" or "semen retention". Broscience bullshit, /x/ tier
>>5073148What if I'm saving myself for a mare instead of a thot
>bestiality>believing semen is magic like in Fate Stay Nightby entering this thread you MUST choose oneapparently
>>5067842Live for nuts, die from them
>>5072943>The point of NNN was originally to get guys to stop jerking off so that their horny energy can be redirected into getting actually laidI don't want to get laid. Females are the most dangerous social, financial, legal, and health liability that exists in life. I would be suicidal to involve myself with one in any way. I remain safe by jerking off to hack the leftover biological impulses that we no longer have need for as an intelligent species.
>>5067771THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE NUT TO TURN THE SQUIRRELS GAY
>>5073007It isn't, it's poltards not realizing people who don't get laid are unlikable to begin with.
>>5073090if i did that to the squirrel would he die?
>>5073306Good goy
>nonstop nut november
>>5074020It would be incredibly painful
>>5067771sometimes you get a nut, sometimes a nut gets you
