Post raccs, save pics of raccs, discuss raccs! Here is a critter embiggining for the winter months.
>>5068335The little critters (few months ago)
>>5068335BIG RACC
Tell me about the raccswhy do they steal
>>5068442They don't subscribe to your silly human morality
>>5068442Cuz dey be coons.
>>5068442faustian spirit and master morality
>>5068442My heart
Coming in to say I love raccoons pls post more pics and webms. Their little hands are so sweet
>>5068562
>>5068618He ahongers for the cereal
>>5068335I fucking hate coons
>>5068442purely socioeconomic factors
>>5068509>>5068989I lol'd thx boys
>>5068716that's because you have toxo and its entailing weird attachments to cats
>>5069033How could anyone hate the little critters
Learning how to skitter
*Yoinks ur popcorn*
The raccs are capible of appreciating the beauty of nature
Raccs love jello
He looks happy
what if raccoons were the size of bears
>>5069124Maybe someday they can return
>>5069124Black bears are already just big raccoons.
What would the critter shop sell?
>>5069033What? How are cats relevant here? I just hate niggers.
>>5068335Anyone have that image of the EXTREMELY R O U N D raccoon sniffing the ground between its front paws?
>>5069190?
>>5069070Take a closer look at that snout
>>5069213What about it?
>>5069207Cute pic but not the one. It looked kinda like picrelIt was sniffing the ground and kinda bent back with its butt lifted upwards.
how feasible would it be to domesticate raccoons?
>>5069063realistically, how can you defeat this racc?too many iframes..
>>5069345Offer it something tasty as a peace offering. It's the only way.
>>5069207Wierd fat cat
>>5069322This racc?
>>5069442That's the one. Thanks.
Post moar bandists
>>5068335I have trapped five raccoons and drove them far away from my house so they dont get to my chickens. I imagine they are always incredibly confused when i let them out of the trap
>>5069345Rangespam, exhaust it's stamina
Fat or fluff?
>>5069827Must be how humans feel when elves teleport us away from their elf enclaves
one time I saved a raccoon trapped in an empty dumpster by leaning a big stick into it, I still feel happy when I think about it
>>5069864Both
>>5069981Thank u anon for helping the skittery bandits
Racc knows how to drive.
>>5070183where tf my uber driver taking me
Remember to thoroughly wash your raccs
>>5070298Thank you for the reminder! Washing the washbears is important.
He renounced the life of crime
I love the ones with these almost-albino coats. It's a separate condition, forgot the name.
>>5070787Ik they r called blond raccs idk the official term thi but they r cool
sniff sniff
have you ever experienced the joy of having a racc walk up to your window?
>>5071607It walked into my mudroom, he(?) stood perfectly still against the wall as if I couldn't see it unless he moved.
>>5070787Leucism
>>5071607Yes its a wonderful experience
There is a yearling coon who likes to rest on his back in my back yard, like a little fat man at th beach. I’ve seen him several times. You flip on the back porch light to go do the laundry or get something out of the freezer, and he’s laying there with his forelimbs flung out on either side of him looking at you. If I ever get a pic of him I’ll post it here as proof.I have no idea WTF he’s doing. Moonbathing, maybe.
I want to shake a raccoon's hand!
>raccoons don't actually wash their food they just dunk it water for textu-
>>5072998Washing washbear
>>5072349They have nice hands
>>5071953Based racc
It's happening
>>5073443no, don'tpleasenot another case of getting HUMAN'D
>>5073451The SMASHSLAMMING is inevitable
>>5069864big bones
i wish i had (more) racoons in my country :(
>>5074205Sorry coonfrien
>>5073443>raccoons are self domesticating>tfw can't import them in my country let alone keep them as petsThe only way would be emigrating to the US, and that ain't happening either.
>>5074205what's stopping you from importing enough raccoons into your country to establish a stable breeding population?
>>5070183He can't even SEE the ROAD. He is going to CRASH and FUCKING DIE because he's also too SMALL for the seatbelt.
>>5073491Why would it do that?
>>5069070Thats Scippie!
>>5075259Ye, wonderous critter, but why does he look so sad?
>>5074847good idea>:)
>>5069070They’re just so damn cute.
The long racc
>>5069074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5qf9O6c20o
>>5068618The way it gasps for air always gets me
Delicis grapes
I know raccoons can eat basically anything but are there any foods I shouldn’t give them?
>>5076107I actually dont know? I know cat food is bad for them long term
>>5075259Scippie always looks like he's about to cry.
>>5072349I have, its very pleasant, very tiny leathery hands. They're agile too. One gave me a fist bump, the other just sat there with his hand layed in mine. They are very sweet animals.
>>5077371Its a uniquely beautiful experience having them trust you enough to eat from your hand 10/10 would reccomend
Henlo, racoon frens. I went on a walk this morning and I found these prints on a frosty board. They look like coon prints to me.Am I right? It was far enough away from my house that I think I could leave him some treats. What do these little guys like best?
>>5069033I like cats, dogs, raccoons, deer, bears, possems, bunnies, squirrels and most of all, foxes. People, on the other hand, are more miss than hit for me.
are cats and raccs brothers?
>>5078309100% raccoon printsthey like to kill chickens for fun, if you have chickens you have to make the coop raccoon-proof as well as hawk- and coyote-proof.hell my dad had a weasel get into his chickens and kill a few.
>>5078309Indeed the prints of a wonderful critter. My little cooners love grapes and nuts, but they are not picky
>>5078353In the streets, no, not usually, both kill each other on occasion, and are too skittish to be chill with each other most of the time. But people have gotten birds, mice and cats to hang around without the cat automatically going into murder mode, raccoons won't be too difficult.
