Horse GeneralPrenatal Petting Edition>>5052658 - Dead
>>5070112Why does the hand and arm turn so red?
>>5070117He's drawing the life force out of the unborn foal. That's why foaling barns have CCTV.
>>5070122imagine being an ancient human who barely learned to farm and looking at that thing and thinking "yeah, I'm gonna tame that and he's gonna be my best friend"
>>5070133they saw these instead doe
>>5070133The most ancient horse breeds that are still alive today are usually the size of ponies
>>5070133"best friends"
>>5070151
how do I stop horses from invading my home?
>>5070155Whatever you do be mareful
>>5070156Does screaming as loud as you can work to stop horses in other situations? Could be a useful trick.
>>5070158It only works if they're really hurting you. I don't think one could make that sound on command.
>>5070117Embarrassment
Neigh my mane
>>5070310sarah jessica parker
>>5070316stop being rude to that horse
>>5070316I never got that comparison.
>>5070122>ywn scrub a yuge horse with a nice scratchy but not too scratchy brushWhy even fucking live? What is there? Why continue?
>>5070133Big horsies are a product of human breeding
>wake up>look at horses for 8 hours>go homeahhh, another productive sunday
>>5070796What if aliens bred horses? What size do you think they would be?
>>5070803What if aliens WERE horses?
>>5070155Maybe don't hog the bathroom all morning?
>>5070809That would be cool. Maybe that intergalactic ship on a crash course with earth just has thousands of alien horses on board.
>>5070122I don't think horses are sentient enough to understand human affection.
>>5070904They are. Everything from mice up is self awareI have doubts about tenrecs et al tho
>>5070904deeply silly post, touch horse
>>5070904Mammals can.People who think their reptiles love them are crazy though.Birds are a weird gray area, they can pair bond but it comes in weird ways like them seeing their human as a mate. The really clever ones are vicious. Wish I remembered the name of that guy who spends his whole life getting bullied by his raven.
Breaking the rules by posting dog webm in horse thread
>>5071952Is that a borzoi?
>tfw the aurora australis was all horsegen posters returning to the Horsehead nebula and I missed it because I sleep nude in a Faraday cage for enhanced sexual powers
>>5072447>implying it wasn't just the megamare sucking up the souls voluntarily given to her by every horse enthusiast on the planet. Praise the almighty megamare may her foals be many and her barn witches be few horseshallah
>>5072551Horse dust to horse dust
What are your favorite games with horses in them
>>5072845RDR2you know why
>>5072845Dating simulator
>>5072845IDK but recently I watched Freddy Got Fingered and it has the funniest horse related scene I've ever seen in a movie.Tom Green was contractually obligated to make a movie, so he made a movie about wasting a movie studios money.
>>5072879What did he do to the horse?
>>5072884He grabs his dick and shakes it around. Guy is absolutely a zoophile
>>5072845The one that has pic related of course
>>5072845BFED
>>5072885He just wanted to play with the horsie like the farmers (he was making fun of the fact that some farmers get paid to jerk off horses.)
Also considering the content of the rest of the movie (like the relationship with his girlfriend, or the hospital scene, or the ending) I wouldn't look too deeply into it.
>>5073027it’s a really nice dick tho
>>5070310Horsenberg.
How do I stop these fucking things from buzzing around my horses and draining all their blood?
I have a dilemma. There's a vinyard/foal factory ten minutes from me that does this big tour where they drink all the wine they make and then check out the best mares. All my friends that are enthused by horses don't drink and all of my wine acquaintances don't care about horses. I really want to do the tour but they won't take one feller on it no matter how upstanding he is.
>>5073423I'd suggest a horse general meetup, but getting anons here wine drunk before putting them in close proximity to mares seems like a bad idea
>>5073496What if the mares were drunk as well?
>>5073509Bad news anon. Horses can't get drunk.
>>5073496>anons having a meetup
>>5073496I just need one
Prague rooftop horse sculpture
>>5073578why>The installation, titled Šemík Happy End, has quickly attracted attention from both residents and visitors.>Created by sculptor Jakub Flejšar, the eight-hundred-kilogram installation reimagines the story of Šemík, the legendary horse that saved his master Horymír by jumping from Vyšehrad into the Vltava River, only to later succumb to his injuries. Flejšar said his goal was to offer an alternative, more optimistic ending for the horse, symbolizing courage, hope, and new beginnings.>“Art is meant to make us pause from our routine and evoke emotions, whether delight, surprise, or even annoyance,” Flejšar told Novinky.cz. “I am satisfied that the sculpture is engaging people and sparking discussion.”https://www.expats.cz/czech-news/article/controversial-new-horse-sculpture-on-prague-rooftop-sparks-public-debate
>>5073585me on the right
>>5073585and the "master" thats being saved, how is that being represented here, jakub?
>>5073585>I want to make a huge ass sculpture of two horses fucking, that would be really funny>shit now I need to find some thinly veiled excuse for the media...>*opens google*>ol ... old ass story inv.... involving a horse>*click first link*>yep that will do.
>>5073585>goal was to offer an alternative, more optimistic ending for the horseThe artist thought it was gay that the heroic stallion died of injuries, so he decided he should have gotten some good pussy as a reward for saving his master's life insteadSimple, but powerful theme
>>5073963I do not think horses enjoy making love.
>>5073970Maybe you're just bad at it?
>>5073963Semek was a legendary talking white horse so if he was given the opportunity to breed before passing away so young, we would have plenty of talking horses in the Czech Republic today
>>5073958artists can’t not draw penises
>Vaush>Tim Walz>Donald TrumpWhen will the horse noncery end?
>>5074454wat
>>5070122I generally hate horses but large drafters are so fucking precious.
>>5074623>I generally hate horsesWhat the fuck anon. How is that even possible
>>5074623>generally hate horsesWhy are you here then
>>5074625The fuckers crippled superman. Never trust them.
>>5074641deserved it for being a kike enabler
>>5074654Rich coming from a zoophile
>>5074674whats wrong with that?
>>5074632What a cute doofus
>>5070112Wtf let him be
>>5075200They come out friendlier if you stroke them in there.
>>5070796Pffft... white women
what about donkeys tho?
>>5075561honorary horses
>>5075609nice ass
