Horse GeneralPrenatal Petting Edition>>5052658 - Dead
>>5070112Why does the hand and arm turn so red?
>>5070117He's drawing the life force out of the unborn foal. That's why foaling barns have CCTV.
>>5070122imagine being an ancient human who barely learned to farm and looking at that thing and thinking "yeah, I'm gonna tame that and he's gonna be my best friend"
>>5070133they saw these instead doe
>>5070133The most ancient horse breeds that are still alive today are usually the size of ponies
>>5070133"best friends"
>>5070151
how do I stop horses from invading my home?
>>5070155Whatever you do be mareful
>>5070156Does screaming as loud as you can work to stop horses in other situations? Could be a useful trick.
>>5070158It only works if they're really hurting you. I don't think one could make that sound on command.
>>5070117Embarrassment
Neigh my mane
>>5070310sarah jessica parker
>>5070316stop being rude to that horse
>>5070316I never got that comparison.
>>5070122>ywn scrub a yuge horse with a nice scratchy but not too scratchy brushWhy even fucking live? What is there? Why continue?
>>5070133Big horsies are a product of human breeding
>wake up>look at horses for 8 hours>go homeahhh, another productive sunday
>>5070796What if aliens bred horses? What size do you think they would be?
>>5070803What if aliens WERE horses?
>>5070155Maybe don't hog the bathroom all morning?
>>5070809That would be cool. Maybe that intergalactic ship on a crash course with earth just has thousands of alien horses on board.
>>5070122I don't think horses are sentient enough to understand human affection.
>>5070904They are. Everything from mice up is self awareI have doubts about tenrecs et al tho
>>5070904deeply silly post, touch horse
>>5070904Mammals can.People who think their reptiles love them are crazy though.Birds are a weird gray area, they can pair bond but it comes in weird ways like them seeing their human as a mate. The really clever ones are vicious. Wish I remembered the name of that guy who spends his whole life getting bullied by his raven.
Breaking the rules by posting dog webm in horse thread
>>5071952Is that a borzoi?
>tfw the aurora australis was all horsegen posters returning to the Horsehead nebula and I missed it because I sleep nude in a Faraday cage for enhanced sexual powers
>>5072447>implying it wasn't just the megamare sucking up the souls voluntarily given to her by every horse enthusiast on the planet. Praise the almighty megamare may her foals be many and her barn witches be few horseshallah
>>5072551Horse dust to horse dust
What are your favorite games with horses in them
>>5072845RDR2you know why
>>5072845Dating simulator
>>5072845IDK but recently I watched Freddy Got Fingered and it has the funniest horse related scene I've ever seen in a movie.Tom Green was contractually obligated to make a movie, so he made a movie about wasting a movie studios money.
>>5072879What did he do to the horse?
>>5072884He grabs his dick and shakes it around. Guy is absolutely a zoophile
>>5072845The one that has pic related of course
>>5072845BFED
>>5072885He just wanted to play with the horsie like the farmers (he was making fun of the fact that some farmers get paid to jerk off horses.)
Also considering the content of the rest of the movie (like the relationship with his girlfriend, or the hospital scene, or the ending) I wouldn't look too deeply into it.
>>5073027it’s a really nice dick tho
>>5070310Horsenberg.
How do I stop these fucking things from buzzing around my horses and draining all their blood?
I have a dilemma. There's a vinyard/foal factory ten minutes from me that does this big tour where they drink all the wine they make and then check out the best mares. All my friends that are enthused by horses don't drink and all of my wine acquaintances don't care about horses. I really want to do the tour but they won't take one feller on it no matter how upstanding he is.
>>5073423I'd suggest a horse general meetup, but getting anons here wine drunk before putting them in close proximity to mares seems like a bad idea
>>5073496What if the mares were drunk as well?
>>5073509Bad news anon. Horses can't get drunk.
>>5073496>anons having a meetup
>>5073496I just need one
Prague rooftop horse sculpture
>>5073578why>The installation, titled Šemík Happy End, has quickly attracted attention from both residents and visitors.>Created by sculptor Jakub Flejšar, the eight-hundred-kilogram installation reimagines the story of Šemík, the legendary horse that saved his master Horymír by jumping from Vyšehrad into the Vltava River, only to later succumb to his injuries. Flejšar said his goal was to offer an alternative, more optimistic ending for the horse, symbolizing courage, hope, and new beginnings.>“Art is meant to make us pause from our routine and evoke emotions, whether delight, surprise, or even annoyance,” Flejšar told Novinky.cz. “I am satisfied that the sculpture is engaging people and sparking discussion.”https://www.expats.cz/czech-news/article/controversial-new-horse-sculpture-on-prague-rooftop-sparks-public-debate
>>5073585me on the right
>>5073585and the "master" thats being saved, how is that being represented here, jakub?
>>5073585>I want to make a huge ass sculpture of two horses fucking, that would be really funny>shit now I need to find some thinly veiled excuse for the media...>*opens google*>ol ... old ass story inv.... involving a horse>*click first link*>yep that will do.
>>5073585>goal was to offer an alternative, more optimistic ending for the horseThe artist thought it was gay that the heroic stallion died of injuries, so he decided he should have gotten some good pussy as a reward for saving his master's life insteadSimple, but powerful theme
>>5073963I do not think horses enjoy making love.
>>5073970Maybe you're just bad at it?
>>5073963Semek was a legendary talking white horse so if he was given the opportunity to breed before passing away so young, we would have plenty of talking horses in the Czech Republic today
>>5073958artists can’t not draw penises
>Vaush>Tim Walz>Donald TrumpWhen will the horse noncery end?
>>5074454wat
>>5070122I generally hate horses but large drafters are so fucking precious.
>>5074623>I generally hate horsesWhat the fuck anon. How is that even possible
>>5074623>generally hate horsesWhy are you here then
>>5074625The fuckers crippled superman. Never trust them.
>>5074641deserved it for being a kike enabler
>>5074654Rich coming from a zoophile
>>5074674whats wrong with that?
>>5074632What a cute doofus
>>5070112Wtf let him be
>>5075200They come out friendlier if you stroke them in there.
>>5070796Pffft... white women
what about donkeys tho?
>>5075561honorary horses
>>5075609nice ass
>>5075427I wish I could post the vid of that woman taking a horse's temperature by holding the thermometer in her mouth, kek.
>>5075806post it on catbox or pone.rs
>>5075806No thanks, not interested in Brazilian yogurt videos.
Can anyone explain why the term “horse’s ass” is used as a pejorative when the asses of horses have been universally admired for pretty much all of human history?
>>5075869
>>5075869Spent a few minutes looking it up, but there doesn't seem to be a conclusive answer. Best I could find was "Horses raise their tails when they're about to shit, giving you a clear view of their ass." A fun titbit I found whilst searching was that, supposedly, the reason the standard-gauge railway is 1435 mm / 4 ft 8½ in is because that was roughly the width needed for a roman chariot to accommodate the rear ends of two horseshttps://dsimian.com/2024/02/20/the-history-of-the-middle-finger-importance-of-the-horses-ass/
>>5075912The rail thing is one of those false facts that go around. The truth is far more tedious and dull.
>>5075935Seems legit to me and makes sense that the width of a carriage (wide enough for two horses) would carry over to mechanized rail lines, due to builders using the same tools as for building carriages.
>>5075935>AUTISM IS OVER.
are horses good for you?
>>5074460Trump blew someone named Bubba on Epstein Island. The prevailing theories are that it was either Bill Clinton, who is nicknamed Bubba by close associates, or Ghislaine Maxwell's horse, who was named Bubba.
>>5075989>source: shuvrajit at hindustantimesfake news
>>5075974yes, their spores are essential for maximum snowpity attainment.Without them I fear you neigh grow a little horsey inside your body.
They're listening...
>>5076101>didn't link the video>Japan flies horses in from Canada to turn them into sashimihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-uDjsFDFaA
>>5076137I'm sorry! That guys channel is pretty cool btw.
>>5070904Recent work has shown that they are capable of linguistic thought and not only can associate a word with a state like having blanket on or off, that they can project a command to humans based on their expectations of a future state. On days that are hot they can ask for blankets to be removed and blankets to be put on when its cold https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0168159116302192and more controversially, mostly because they have no real manipulator digits they pass the mirror test https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33713273/With the latest stuff being published in cognitive neuroscience horses are proving to be one of the smartest animals pretty much up there with dogs. They can learn from watching other horses horses for example and studies of wild horses are showing cultural transmission of herd behavior around stallion behavior. Its honestly not surprising because if you pull out a horse brain and look at it, a horse brain looks like a carnivorous mammal. Their encephalization quotient is point 0.9 which places them near dogs in size to body ratio and horses just have incredibly dense neocortex and prefrontal cortex along with well developed hippocampus and limbic systems unlike most other hooved animals, or other animals in general. Going by their brain anatomy and what I have seen in papers on behavior I'd say they are honestly only dumber than elephants/gorillas/ smartest cetaceans and are around dogs and parrots in mental ability -that is about as smart as a human child before language acquisition. They are close to a 2 -3 yo human and essentially eternal toddlers.
>>5076137>awwwww japanese horse leather shoe folded over 10,000 times that will be 4,500 dollars, gaijintime for a third and possibly fourth nuke
>>5076184Have you ever handled cordovan leather? It's beautiful stuff.
>>5076189Not him but I have cordovan shooting tab, shit looks brand new despite it's around 7 years old despite being used once week in spring/summer.
>>5076159Neat, I always knew their intelligence was underestimated. They do poorly in maze tests, but that made perfect sense to me. Cows may like to squeeze into the underbrush and hang out in there, but horses get nervous going someplace where they can't see very far, and no horse likes to be the first one to do a thing. (They are NOT a "hold my beer" species, more of a "I'm not trying that, you first" species) Mazes are not gonna be their thing, and anxiety hinders learning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O65IVru6JNgwas it autism?
Why are women like this?
>>5076015The email from Epstein talking about it is hosted on Congress’s website.>>5075989Bubba is also apparently a term of art for an underaged male prostitute, so either our president sucked off another president, a racehorse, or a trafficked twink. Frankly I find the racehorse to be the least likely of the three.
>>5076015You want file “HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_030719” from the google drive link at https://oversight.house.gov/release/oversight-committee-releases-additional-epstein-estate-documents/
>>5076412I find it really weird. Feels like selling your child to me, but also the competition obsession. She would have sent the foal to the glue factory if it didn't jump well.
>>5076420>She would have sent the foal to the glue factory if it didn't jump well.Doubt. It's pretty normal for parents to feel proud of their kids and want them to succeed, and transferring those feelings onto a horse is not unusual. If the horse is that good at the competition, she most likely loves doing it.
>>5075935https://buckscountyalive.com/mules/miles_of_mules.cfmthese mules used to be all over. it was some art thing. i miss them, bros. take me back
>>5076428https://buckscountyalive.com/mulesmap showing the remaining ones
>>5076421And selling the horse you brought up from foal, so you can start all over? I don't like the game, if that is how it is played. Not selling what amounts to family members off.
>>5076420It's just part of the regular 4H pipeline. I remember part of the judging score I got for calves I was showing was how much they brought at the 4H auction. The system is designed to introduce young people to the economic reality of farming, they're not house pets. And even if they were house pets, if you have your dog bred, most people will sell all of N-1 of the puppies instead of just keeping them all.
There's a hotel where for no extra cost a shetland pony can watch you sleep.
>>5076466I prefer free range horses when I stay at a horsetel, it's a more intimate equine experience that way
>>5076463You sort of need to sell the pups or they can get littermate syndrome and make your life hell.The ideal setup is having breeding stock you keep around as pets and then sell off their children.
>>5076475They are the only animal I can tolerate watching me sleep. Like stalwart observers. You know they won't do anything bad to you.
>>5076480they will literally step on you to make sure you aren't dead. they do it to each other when another horse has been laying down to long to urge them to stand up before they get stomach issues or stuck
>>5076550That is very considerate.
>>5076550And that's good. I can't lie down for even a second or I'll die. It's just the way I'm made.
>>5076412I hate this sort of fucking captioningI can’t even read it. Why are people fine with this? The whole point of captions is for them TO BE READABLE, not flash across your screen before you can blink just because it grabs your attention.
>>5076595It's dopamine releasing brainrot captioning style. Also wtf.
>>5076600It’s just two silly fillies fooling around anon, nothing to worry about
>>5076550So that's why that shetland pony keeps digging me with her hoof when I lie down. She acts like she doesn't like me but she doesn't want me to die. That's kinda nice.
>>5076550and in contrast my girlfriend gave me a weird look when I asked her to step on me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=637HWW0O2kg
>>5076609Probably is. Horses only go into deep REM sleep where they need to lie down for about 2 hours a day and can nap on the feet for the less important sleep. If you a horse is sleeping out the ordinary amount while lying the other horses will try to keep it on its feet so stomach issues don’t get worse/ it isn’t as easy for a predator to catch. The herd basically bullies a sick horse for its own good. If a horse sees you a person that doesn’t normally sleep that often in the fields sleeping in the field it probably is concerned and trying to keep you from dying
>>5076609>>5076681>step step>I-it's not like I'm worried about you or anything, baka!>step step
>>5076595>>5076605NOOOO YOU POSTED PASTEL EQUINES OUTSIDE OF MLP IM LITERALLY BEING RAPED MOOOOOODS!!!?!!
>>5076774Kek. (((certain people))) hate ponies so much they made a whole psyop campaign that is still ongoing, and mods ban you for criticizing them.(((they))) hate ponies because it's about cute feminine mares, and not gay trannies.
>>5076769>tfw no tsundere shetland pony bullying me for my own good
>OH SHIT OH FUCK IM SORRY PLEASE DONT BE DEAD
I find it amusing that horses can have mustaches
>>5076930They have so many cross overs with humans. I wonder how many are in society
it has an E°L°ectrical field, as in, it has a nerve system?then it has an egoif that means it comprehends xyz, i dont know
>>5076876I think they were flirting then got mad they weren't responding.
Has anyone pointed an EMF meter at a horse? They're born coated in ectoplasm so there has to something spooky happening there.
>>5077296>In Canada, horses come in bags.
Mmmm, Carrots
>>5076876Is that horse prancing for the statue?Is he trying to show off?Do horses do that sort of thing?
>>5077540The haunches/butt sniffing is flirting.
>>5077540>Do horses do that sort of thingYes. Secretariat loved a crowd and would puff himself up and step higher, showing off whenever people were looking.
A little eepy
>>5077550Wake up haygobbler
>:p
>>5077575I think he's gone a little stir crazy over the years, he can't enjoy getting petted without having to bite at you. Not like aggressive fuck you biting, but "you're close, so I'm claiming your shoulder and shirt with my teeth" biting. He would be so nice and sweet, if he just didn't have that habit. His mom in the middle has never bit anyone.
>>5077771Who is that on the left?!
>>5077775In the carport? The company pony. She does the taxes. She tries to get respect, but can only push the big brother horse around. Even the two year old pushes her around. Ponelet moment.
>>5077771lot of horses try to groom people too hard like they’re another horse, don’t know much about correcting it
Guys hear me out (yes someone paid ~$6000 to commission the custom molds for this)
>>5078198hey dont post my wife
>>5078198I've never seen uglier doll
>>5078198That is the picture perfect example of>oh.. so people on the interwebs want THIS? well yeah lets do it thenwithout having any idea about what looks people actually had in mind and also without any skill for that type of head.They may be good at human heads but this is abysmal. Should have paid some eastern european pony artist 50 bucks (an entire month's wage) and he'd have done a stellar job for them.
>>5078208No Anon you don't understand. This was made exactly to the buyers specifications. The 3d model was approved before the mold was made.
>>5078205
>>5078208probably anthro horse doesn't translate well to real life
>can I vape in here
>>5078526You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it
>>5078526
>>5078526>neigh one cared who i was until i put on the mask
>>5078538this is porn isn't it?...
>>5078532>>5078533>>5078534>>5078538
>>5078540What? Never seen a wholesome oriental horse comic before?
Why can all other animal trainers train their animals with positive reinforcement, including fucking bears and tigers but horses need to be hit and dominated? its a herd animal that wants to do good, if you can't bribe it with treats you are a tard
>>5079034They don't. Horse is an ancient animal from prehistory so animal husbandry gets caught in the ruts sometimes. Frankly the obsessive and enthusiasts have been making traction and getting more positive results so it's not a long way off with the rest of them. It's just the old guard that really got jaded and really hate horses that keep it going.
>>5079034>horses need to be hit and dominated?Like the other guy said, that's bullshit, there have been people saying it's bullshit for centuries now, but traditions die hard.
>>5079034"If you do not dominate the horse, the horse will dominate you."- Ancient Chinese proverb
>>5079238The horse should not be treated with brutality, for this is the way to spoil him.”“Anything forced and misunderstood can never be beautiful-Xenophon Ancient GreeceThe horse must be treated with care, for his spirit is easily broken and not easily restored Columena - Ancient Rome The best doctor for a horse is the one who loves him - ancient Roman proverb recorded by vegetius The ancient west believed they were semi sentient and has psyches like people. The recorded writings suggest there was a cultureal expectation to treat them with more care than human slaves
>>5079024wtfhow do they now the horse is at its limit? a normal running horse can stop whenever they can't go anymore or at least slow down but in this absolute torture device the horse would stumble and probably break a leg (death sentence) or its neck by falling down and over those bars in front of it while that thing keeps going.
>>5079034Because most asshole brainlet humans can simply get away with it compared to lions who'd just rip the human's head off in return. Hitting the horse is the easiest way for them.There are many ways to train horses that are 100% without violence but that takes time, lots of patience and a true feel for horses. Things most people lack nowadays.
>>5072845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWLxb0Tx8HE
>>5079275Is there the same dicklet machismo ceaser milan beat horses type of people that there are with dogs? It seems worse with horses in a lot of ways.
>>5078566I looked it up...
>>5079277I’ve seen arguments on Facebook were the old bats are mad that horses are being clicker trained with treats instead of “respecting their rider”
>>5079279Well... Tell us whatcha thought.
>>5079304She was a bad horse
>>5079304mare teata
>>5079311also not this
>Movie about riding horses and jumping them high dive into a poolI remember seeing it in middle school on the 90s, but it was such a weird thing I thought I had imagined it. Turns out it was a real movie, and also apparently an actual sport people did.
>>5079398That's cool. I could find info on it, but did find diving horses as an animal attraction. It keeps getting banned due to "animal curelty."
>>5079411my favourite angle
>>5079398Interesting how that sport evolved over the decades...
>>5079409Lol, forgot to include the movie title. It was "Wild Hearts Can't be Tamed".
>>5077522even horses in canada are retarded
>>5079398IIRC, it was based on a true practicioner of the spectacle, and a big plot point was that the diving made her go blind, but she trusted the horses enough to keep abusing them into doing the stunt.Kinda fucked up to watch now. Tries to make it like the horses want this as much as the rider.
>>5079274The treadmill is powered by the horse. If the horse stops, the treadmill stops.
what can be done about the gypsybull epidemic?
>>5076184America is the one that needs it, for all your constant meddling and transgressionsYou invaded Japan twiceAnd the rest of the world
>>5079618>abusing them into doing the stunt.IDK I think animal rights people are too overboard. Like in >>5079409 the creator says there's no shocks or whips or anything. Once trained it's probably fun for them to dive.
>>5079716awww hes smilin :)
What do you guys think about ponies?
>>5079790I like fluttershy
>>5079790They're noble and hardy. It's a word I cannot take seriously though.
>>5079797Same
>>5079716There are very few things more scary than an ACTUALLY massively pissed enraged horse.
>>5079790Unicorns only, no lower-castesAlternatively, I like Welsh Cobs
Life is good
Pet the horses
>>5079991sup /g/
Mare missionary
>>5079995Pet the horses
is this real?
>>5079790All the anger and frustration of a full sized horse squeezed into a smaller body.
>>5079277most people couldn’t hurt a horse if they tried
Horsebros... our answer?
>>5080133
>>5079848Scariest thing I’ve ever done is get trapped in a stall with a mare that decided she needed to kill me for the crime of curry-combing the wet snow off her back.She broke 8 of the 2x6 planks that made up the lower half of the stall while trying to kick me, but I stayed ahead of her hip and close enough she couldn’t pivot past me and she gave up or murder after about 30 seconds, giving me enough time to climb out to top of the stall. My “helper” had shut the stall door because her horse was trying to go into that stall instead of its own stall, and the way she never accepted responsibility for her part of my near death experience was a factor in the breakup.
>>5080013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8CA6fUG9Do
GUYS HOLY SHIT I FOUND THIS DAGUERREOTYPE IN MY GREAT GRANDPA'S ATTIC!>posting late, because jannies are now handing out IP file upload blocks
>>5080216hol horse
>>5080210Which one of you is advertising your video?
>>5080216the history books were wrong...
>>5080013>Mare missionary
>>5080232enough to make a barbarian convert
Are there any good all horse nativity scenes?
>>5080279I only have horse naivety scenes
>>5080232the last thing aztec eagle warriors saw before getting stomped to death
>>5080288>doesn't immediately get killed by a kick to the headwtf double standardso it's okay when THEY do it huh
>>5080494You just have to know how to approach a mare and foal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLzTS9Bh3xI
Study this image closely. It will keep you alive in the coming war.
>>5080644Roger Ebert but he horse
>>5080681>"Dude, where the fuck did he go?">Me, holding my breath as I stand a centimetre away from the horse's muzzle
>>5080232>Mare missionary missionaryBest I could do. The model doesn't understand a horse laying on its back with its hooves up.
Ok it did but it also stuck the necklace somewhere I didn't ask it to.
>>5080823oh my
>>5080787Run it locally, there's plenty of models trained on feral stuff.
I wish I was a horse vros
uh.. you guys don’t want to actually have sex with horses, right? this is just a general to appreciate horses and owning them… right?
>>5080913I just wish I was a horsejust eat grass and fart all day
>>5080913
>>5080913umm...well...that's a good question...the truth is...well...I guess...I'll have to get back on you on that one
>>5071002don't want to derail the thread, but yeah birds are really strange and funny, from my experience, my parrot was protective of me and would try to fight my family(sometimes even flying at them and biting) whenever it felt like they were going against me, sometimes it wouldn't even let strangers get close to me and learned and remembered the sound of my steps, as it would start screaming for me whenever it heard me arriving to my home
>>5080913i want to run with horses, i heard that they actually enjoy running and racing
>>5070904>>5076159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnJ8pjhOJLMHorses can definitely understand us more than we give them credit for
>>5081015What a nut
>>5080941You would definitely miss having hands and fingers if you suddenly became a horse
>>5080913I appreciate them so hard.
>>5081033FACE HAND
>>5081037They are related to tapirs
>>5080913>Horse butts are very big, round, and muscular>Mare snatch is super aesthetically pleasing Yeah we're only here to appreciate them hah...
>>5081057A purely aesthetic appreciation of mare pussy, that's absolutely correct
Mares are too hot to not
>>5081036This horse has good suspension
>>5080950>>5080979>>5080988>>5081036>>5081057>>5081062!
>>5081204I like when you're scratching them back there and they look back like>what are YOU doing here?
>>5080288the brick booty strikes again
>>5081036He knows he's fucking fabulous
>>5081327I'd be like that too if I looked like that
Is it possible for humans and horses to coexist peacefully?
>>5081395no
>>5081420How do you piss off a horse that much?>casa fernando
>>5081420Whatever that guy did pissed the horse off to absolutely unnatural levels.Not even stallions fight that rough, video related. Normally it's a couple semi-mild bites with tons of precisely controlled kicks (most of them even just in the air).
>>5081558i love how elegant they looked trotting away like nothing happened
>>5081420Does anyone know the story behind this video? Like what happened to the horse for it to lose it and attack the guy? Sure we can make guesses like "oh he dude abused the horse" but that doesn't tell nearly enough. Is the guy being attacked the owner of the horse? Did the horse break out of the pasture or is this filmed from its pasture? Is the horse a mare/gelding/stallion? What breed? Who is the other guy that comes to the rescue of the guy being attacked? Was the horse known for behaviour problems prior to this? What injuries did the attacked guy sustain from this event (yeah I can see he runs off but that could just be adrenaline). And why is the video named DIomedes? Is it the name of the horse or the place this incident took place or the guy getting attacked? I have so many questions.
>>5081036>la cucaracha plays
>>5081420>>5081580Well, I can answer some of those questions. After some reverse image searching, I found these from November 2021https://tn.com.ar/increible/2021/11/27/un-caballo-ataco-a-su-jinete-y-causo-preocupacion/https://www.lavanguardia.com/natural/20211130/7899472/video-viral-ataque-caballo-jinete.htmlwhich say that it's a viral video of a horse attacking its rider at a training centre in Argentina, but no reason is given, merely speculation of animal abuse.As for Diomedes, it comes from the Mares of Diomedes, which were four mythological man-eating mares owned by Diomedes of Thrace. One of Heracles' twelve labours was to go and steal them from him.
>>5081595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqy2N1jM2tU
>>5081595I can fix them.
>>5081609The greatest Mare of all time, Lisette, was a man eater and killed several people. You don't need to "fix" a Diomedian mare.
>>5081558The body slam was cool. IDK he must have been doing something stupid I assume. Other Anon said his mare started kicking him for no reason but I bet this guy was being mean to it and whipping it or something. Like that donkey that bites the guys leg and he screams like a girl.
ahhhh the slop is beginning
>>5081553He fell for the blow extremely hard and suddenly into her nostrils trick
>>5081594>the cockroaches the cockroaches
>>5081709To be fair doing that is the immediate natural instinct hardwired into everybody.
And now excuse me, my people need me.
>>5081762This cant be real
>>5081709Wait, "into her nostrils"??? I swear to god i forgot about the nostrils, i just blew into her like i thought the advice said
>>5075561Their so adorable
>>5075561They always have something to say. Chinese are on track to extinct them all for skin jelly.
>>5070904Dunno why people are replying to this post seriously lol. You have clearly never interacted with a horse.
https://www.petbook-magazine.com/horses/easing-of-blood-rule-in-equestrian-sports-sparks-protests>FEI relaxes blood rule>horses bleeding is no longer automatic grounds for disqualification in equestrian sportshow do we feel about this?
>>5082133>Natural injuries—such as a bitten tongue—will no longer result in disqualification. The rider may clean the horse’s mouth and continue.>Minor injuries caused by the rider—such as wounds from spurs—will now only result in a warning.>If a second warning occurs within twelve months, a fine of up to 1,000 Swiss francs and a one-month suspension may be imposed.>More serious injuries will still lead to disqualification and disciplinary proceedings.The change isn't as bad as how the title makes it sound. I'm unsure.
I love horses and hate abusing animals, but I'm curious what people against it would argue. Same with the horse diving being "abuse." Is a horse diving a few times a day more abusive than having them pull a wagon, or run fast?I went to >reddit and it sounds like the change was made to balance minor injuries. A balance between allowing the horse to have minor scrapes or injuries caused on its own, vs abusive rough bit and spur usage. Trying to reduce eliminations from a horse clipping itself while punishing people who injure the horse.Then the next comment blames Trump lol.
>>5082216>Is a horse diving a few times a day more abusive than having them pull a wagon, or run fast?I have no idea. Maybe it's abuse, or maybe it's just that Karens think anything that's not "normal" must be abuse.
>>5082432I knew this was gonna happen as soon as i saw that those are birds
I think horses are stupid.
>>5082436Horses think you're stupid, but I've never heard them whine about it.
>>5082436What a way to bring this thread back from the dead. I commend your efforts
>>5082436POV: you
>>5082432Heartthrob no!
>>5082464
>>5082432Are horses and birds each other's natural enemy like cats and dogs?
>>5082464ENHANCE
>>5082478Horses are their own natural enemy.
>>5073337try introducing some natural predators like hawks and coyotes
>>5082464What a coincidence, i also have this image in my gallery. At this point i am starting to suspect yall anons of something...
>>5082503Suspect us of what? Of being based?
>>5082467reasonably based scootertrix connoisseur
>>5082464worth
>>5082464He's so fat
>>5082802>hedo you not see the mare pussy right there
Why are you guys like this? OC
>>5082804That means he is not one of us. Traitor
Why are wideangle photographs so magical with horses
>>5082811Kek. Only problem with this meme is in the last few years the horse part also applies to the dog part.
>>5082822they really shouldn’t have used a husky as an example
>>5082811If I saw a bnnuy I would destroy it. They are evil.
>>5082811i post the bottom sort of post in big cat threads all the time though
