Favorite cryptids? I'm pretty fond of this guy
>>5070300>it's real
Since I gotta have some buckeye pride, the Loveland Frogman's gotta be my pick. I just find the idea that there's a big bipedal frog dude chilling somewhere in Southwestern Ohio hilarious.
>>5070300
>https://cryptidarchives.fandom.com/wiki/Deepstar_4000_fish
>>5070683That's clearly a guy
interdimensional bigfoot
El chupacabra
For me its ennedi tiger
>>5070300>The Indigenous people of the area, the Butchulla, called this creature the Moha Moha and according to their stories it was very dangerous and would sometimes attack people at the water's edge, biting their legs off.Does this count as footfaggotry?
>>5070936>leftBear>bottomBear? Dog?>rightRaccoon or dog
>>5070967THIS.Based Tailypo fren
The Slide-Rock Bolter is the best cryptid on account of how unbelievably stupid it is. Its basically just a giant mouth that hangs out on top of mountains and waits for someone to walk by, then it slides down the maintain and eats them, destroying everything in its path. It uses its momentum(???) to reach the top of the next hill where it repeats the process.
>>5071281Is it normal to see a huge black dick in this image anons ?
>>5070300I believe in the Mongolian death worm. They said it was 2 feet long which is completely reasonable for a worm and i can believe a burrowing worm stays hidden in the gobi desert. The part i don't believe is the effectiveness of the acid it supposedly spits but that could easily be the guys who saw it making shit up to make a pretty mundane animal seem more dangerous than it is
Fresno Nightcrawlers
>>5071487sussy
>>5070827I always loved the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUSL1njm84
Anyone ever heard of the Black Stick Men?Honorable mention to Atmospheric Jellyfish
>>5071484Wasn't it confirmed by locals to just be a sand boa?
>>5071487gondola(e) in their natural environment
>>5071573That is one of the hypothesis for what it was but not confirmed
>>5070936Wasn't the original chupacabra some sort of fucked up spiked alien-looking creature?
>>5070827That's just a janny
>>5071609Yeah, it was the OG Chupacabra before it became shorthand for "OMG MANGY 'YOTE!!11!11"
Minhocao from Brazil is a crazy shit
>>5072213Is that like a giant caecilian?
>>5072253either that or giant lungfishmost likely extinct due to habitat destruction as there were no sightings after earliest 20th century
>>5072261Just like werewolves!
For me it's the Mongolian death worm
>>5072213>zoo tycoon 2lol
>>5070300>Favorite cryptids?Really fond of the Partridge Creek Monster. I'm already a big fan of dinosaur cryptids, but the comparatively "modern" description of the creature gives the story an auspicious authenticity to it. The Partridge Creek Monster is described as having bristly boar-like fur covering it's body, being an active and energetic predator even in the cold, and having a more bird-like posture despite the time periods insistence on dinosaurs having lizard-like qualities and posture.
>>5070855Allegedly, the crew's reaction to seeing the giant fish were caught on camera, but not the fish itself.
>>5072605>caught on cameraaudiotape, not camera. hence why the fish isn't on it
>>5071609That’s the puerto rican chupi
>>5071634this, gringos ruin everything, they started killing Xoloitzcuintle dogs and calling them chupcacabras, now the claim the chupacabras legend originated in texas because some made up injun story
>>5070300My favourite cryptid is satan
>>5070855>HMMM YES WELL THIS FISH YOU *ALLEGEDLY* SAW IN AN UTTERLY ALIEN ENVIRONMENT WAS DEFINITELY THIS OTHER RANDOM FISH THAT DOESN'T MATCH YOUR DESCRIPTION AT ALLWhy are they like this? Skepticism is important but just say there isn't enough information to go on and leave it at that. Someone could go into space and see a xenomorph and some bearded eurofag would say it was obviously a woodlouse.
>>5072890So how did they react to seeing a 30 foot coelacanth?
>>>/x/
>>5071281I love all the fearsome critters equally
>>5072213that's just a tsuchinoko that Japanese immigrants brought to Brazil in the early 1900s, they went feral and naturalized during the unrest in the 30s
>>5073229cryptids are more /an/ than /x/
Tsuchinoko was real and went extinct in ww2
>>5073266Elaborate
>>5073269It was a skink with even more reduced legs. Their population was pretty small (a recent and very inbred import) and WW2 destroyed what little habitat they had.
>>5073258This. Cryptids range from /x/-tier "nigga please, there's no way that's real" on the one end, to "so it turns out the mountain gorilla is real, guys" on the other.
>>5073229Have you been to /x/ anytime in the last five years? They don't talk about cryptids anymore dude. It's just mental illness.
>>5070683>>5070827>>5070967>>5071281>>5071487>>5071565>>5071634>>5072445Not real cryptids
>>5073396I hate it so much. /x/ was my first main board after /b/ from like 2006-2010. Even then it was getting bad, now it's unbelievable how bad it is.
>>5071281kekstill you have to wonder what that tall-tale was on about back in the day.
>>5073529Rockslides probably
>>5070300kinda plebeian but i like the wendigos that mimic people's voices to lure them into the woods
>>5073396>It's just mental illnessIn fairness, that's every 4chan board at this point.
>>5073548Wendigos are not cryptids
for me it's beebe's abyssal fish, which are probably some of the genuinely extant but undiscovered cryptids.>>5073548wendigos and skinwalkers as people talk about them these days are just greentext urban legends for zoomers. in reality wendigos are a cultural way to explain human cannibalism in the remote wilderness and skinwalkers are a secret society of navajo human witches
>>5073784Yeah nothing about these guys seems out of the ordinary for abyssal fish (well, whatever the fuck "ordinary" means in that hellhole)
>>5073784A giant dragonfish would be badass
Cryptids are the ghosts of extinct animals
>>5070300Skinny American Nonfat Americanlololololol
>>5073183Don't gloss over thw fact that the witnesses are experts and know how to differentiate their shit
>>5070300There's a Florida urban myth about a carnivorous pink fog near Daytona that dissolved people's flesh in seconds
>>5075267That happened to me once
>>5073468What is up eith your pic?
That dinosaur in the congo river
>>5075267no there isn't
>>5073455Most of what people think are cryptids outside of Bigfoot and it's variations are usually things like Mothman, Indrid Cold, Jersey Devil and the Fresno NightcrawlerThe term is muddied now because people kept conflating the definition of Cryptids with "Spooky Magical Monsters that people claimed they saw" but I've seen people who genuinely care about the topic try to combat and correct the people who get Skinwalkers and Wendigo's mixed up and think Not Deer are a real thing [spoiler] Wendigoons cryptid iceberg fucking sucked [/spoiler]
>>5070855> :0Even submarine-chan was surprised
>>5071609>>5071634Yes, the dogs with mange are unironic coverups. Every single hispanic kid I knew in the LA county school system knew the thing as a weird bipedal demon-thing. >uhhh it's a hairless dog guyz we totally solved it nothing to see heresick and tired of fedops
>>5070304the jaws on that skull look like crocodile jaws or a heron bill, so it makes me think of a predator that quickly darts its head forwardthis means the snout/trunk would get in the way of hunting so I don’t think it’s plausible
>>5078036It's an inaccurate rendering from 1915, but the creature is real, it's a spinosaurus
>>5070304>>5078041this is actually a real image from 1915? I always thought this was a joke
>>5078237I thought so, but now you've got me wondering. It feels like I've seen it in a book, but I could be misremembering
>>5078041>>5078237>>5078311It IS a joke. This is the oldest instance of it being a thinghttps://www.deviantart.com/yoult/art/Spinofaarus-vegatiacus-363958667
>>5078343I find it funny that it was made to poke fun at the people who post it constantly now
>>5072894Ancient lore
>>5073784Someone should get this info to Gaben. He can sail his new yatch out to Bermuda and find these fish for real. We got drones now, would be so easy to just go out and confirm them.
>>5070855Spooky.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magosphaera_planula>the ameba bomb
Bigfoot was real and i'm tired of pretending that he wasn't
>>5079611Microscopic cryptids at least have an excuse to be missing because who the fuck is gonna scan every corner of dirt to find an ameoba bomb or a completely new phylum of animal (pic related)?
>>5070683Guy Wearing Two Headlamps by Claude Monet circa 1916
>>5079626I think Bigfoot is an interdimensional teleporter, which is why I don't believe the stuff about juvenile bigfoots and bigfoot families kidnapping people. I think of them like that one pasta about the guy who slipped on a rock and narrowly avoided being yanked into an invisible portal by a bigfoot that spoke English.
>>5071281Based Tribes inspired cryptid Shazbot
>>5070300I've always liked the Loch Ness monster, specially after Pokémon, what with Lapras and all
>>5079756Retard Bob Gymlan always fails to talk about this one.
>>5079756Bigfoot is an interdimensional teleporting humanoid capable of speech, fluent in and habitual speaker of English, who abducts fit and intelligent German-speaking men of college age through portals, and also often harasses campers at night by throwing rocks and doing an impression of an angry Chinese man. I want to try to assume that one of these things is a hobby and the other is a job or some sort of purpose, but does that mean the Chinese harassment is the purpose, and the operation paperclip thing is the hobby? Or the other way around.
>>5079830Amazing idea for a movie with James Franco and Seth Rogen. James shows up to Seth, his old college roommate's place after years, telling him he sent him an email about getting back in touch and joining him for a hiking trip. Seth tries to make him leave but is exhausted by his life of adult problems and decides to take him up on it. James seems crazy, but is actually a fairly experienced outdoorsman, and they plan an ambitious trip. They end up getting nabbed by bigfoot and find out that if you get abducted by him, you get to/have to BE BIGFOOT. James finds this amazing they teleport around, moving unseen through the world, they fart in the president's face and go to Area 51. Seth is convinced that he should have been living free like James, and vows never to go back, but eventually realizes that James doesn't have all the things that he himself has been taking for granted. In the end, he parts ways with James and goes back to his girlfriend, telling her he was abducted by bigfoot. Later on, Seth is hiking for his bachelor party with his boring friends, and gets abducted by JAMES! They run riot one more time. In the final scene, Seth is in the great outdoors with his son, telling him about the enigmatic Sasquatch when a rock lands at their feet.
>>5079832The main goof with the bigfoots is that when they're not invisible, the abducted people look like bigfoot from the perspective of anyone else. There's a scene where James gets it on with an abducted hot chick hiker, and an old man sees two bigfoots doin it crazy style across some rapids. They find out that different people were recording them during different scenes, and when Seth goes home, he finds out. There's a scene where Seth is watching it on the news with his girlfriend, who thinks he was abducted and is taking it very seriously, and Seth has to try not to laugh as they show the bigfoot footage, which is him and James doing wacky stuff not knowing they're being recorded.
I remember reading about accounts of 6 foot tall orangutans on some island in SEA. I think this could easily be a now extinct species of the pongo genus that was larger than the bornean orangutan
>>5073455Fearsome Critters are cryptids.
>>5070683I appreciate the post, the folklore is ridiculous and it would be great to meet an IRL Slippy from Starfox.
British big cats are my favorite. Some wild animals that no one's really been able to conclusively prove or disprove is much more interesting a phenomenon to me than people arguing about supernatural shit that might as well be pokemon at this point.
>>5080053Moose in Fiordland in New Zealand are also interesting stuff. They got brought for hunting and allegedly all shot but people had numerous observations and tracks of them some of them very recent
>>5070300Orang Pentek and Mapinguari
>>5079611When i heard the name "amoeba bomb" i imagined some kind of microscopic organism that could actually explode like a grenade when coming into contact with some kind of material that could trigger a chemical reaction in its bodyKinda disappointed that's not the case
>>5079760I like to say the Loch Ness Monster was a surviving plesiosaur but is now long dead… now what people are seeing is the GHOST of a, once, surviving plesiosaur!
>>5072445>Partridge Creek Monstersounds like a bear
>>5080053>>5080293These are two big examples of cryptids clearly escaping notice, and managing to breed. The big problem with science and scientists (despite being otherwise very useful) is they carry big assumptions that they use to dismiss inference and direct evidence when inconvenient. The same people who will make claims like>South American monkeys arrived from Africa on flotsam!>it only takes a few reptiles or birds lost at sea to populate islands like Hawaii or Galapagos, and then become whole new species!will also tell you>No it's impossible for large mammals to exist without us noticing them, how could they possibly breed?>Obviously these big cats are just people releasing captive animals over and over again>WHERE ARE THE BODIES?!Science is unfortunately more religion than philosophy concerned with truth. One day a population of big cats will be confirmed in the UK, and it'll be treated as normal and only "crazy people" didn't believe them. Not scientists, no. They knew they were there the whole time, why didn't you - idiot public - listen?
>>5083773Schizo ramblings. Tell us more about how Big Science totally believed in global cooling in the 70s
>>5070300The kandahar giant.
>>5071613KEKEK
>>5071484Guys I'm from Sri lanka, when me and few friends were going to school back in 2014, we saw an Earth worm who about 1 foot long. It was pretty girthy compared to a regular earthworm too.
>>5075269Elaborate
Bump for the keks and /x/
>Can't talk about Bigfoot without "Bigfoot is an Interdimensional entity" being mentioned>Can't talk about Bigfoot without "Dogmen are real and they fight Bigfoot for territory" being mentioned>>5079626Bigfoots real and they're just a type of ape, likely a species in decline
I like this version of Nessie. I think the reason the scans never found her is shes an invertebrate similar to a giant tully monster and not some sort of plesiosaur so she wouldn't show up on sonar due to not breathing air (at least not through lungs)
>>5085311Sadly the bigfoot space is full of schizos. People wanting to talk about a possible undiscovered ape are the minority
>>5071609What's even better about that Chupacabra is the description comes from some lady that got absolutely shit faced while watching the movie species and swears she saw a green, spike covered, long tounge creature.The alien from species? Checks all those boxes. It uses its long tongue to kill a few things.The green chupacabre first appeared in 1995. 1995 is when Species first came out.
>>5085437I feel like it didn't use to be this way. A lot of schizo's gravitated towards Bigfoot and instead of using what we know of known Apes and nature as a whole to explain what Bigfoot might be decided to go with the "Yea they're fuckin' Aliens" to explain why they're always out of reach and to explain stories why weird glowie aliens show up sometimes
>>5085565To be fair to those guys, native american tales of Bigfoot are full of weird supernatural shit, as are many modern encounters.
>>5085611All of their animal tales are full of supernatural shit
>>5085614True, but like I said, the tales of supernatural shit concerning Bigfoot didn't stop with them, and are historically continuous until the present day
>>5085671>>5085672>>5085673Wasn't this the photo some mountain bong admitted he made with a stick tied to a toy boat?
>>5085671>>5085672>>5085673The head looks nothing like it. As the other anon mentioned it was a toy boat
>>5085479This and the insistence that it was a coyote with mange all along makes me thing there was an insane amount of glowing involving this case
>>5071231They all look like a bear with mange to me. Bears look fucking weird without hair.
>>5083773>Science is unfortunately more religion than philosophy concerned with truth.So basically you don't understand religion, science, philosophy nor what "truth" means.
>>5085861Nah he's 100% right
>>5085839He probably lied for some reason. This photo >>5085671 is actually a crop of a very small piece of the original. The original has the thing in question waaaay out there in Loch Ness, with the far shore visible. The guy claimed he made it out of a little toy submarine and set it down in the water and photographed it, but at that distance it appears to be in the original it'd have to be like 10 feet high at least. The story doesn't make sense with the apparent size of the thing.>>5085868Put down the bong, Tony
>>5071281Did Gary Gygax design this retarded monster? Lawl.
>>5085892the ripples in the water in the original Surgeon's Photograph are totally inconsistent with large waves, meaning the object must be very small and close to the camera.
>>5070300Kabagon
>>5072949Underrated
>>5079760Lapras resembles a mohamoha more than the lochness monster since it actually has a shell.
>>5085671>>5085892>>5085839The photo is called the surgeons photo as it was taken by a doctor Robert Kenneth Wilson60 years later a guy comes forward and says it was a hoax and he was part of the hoax. Christopher Spurling claimed to be involved in the hoax, he says his stepdad Maramaduke Wetherell came up with the hoax.In 1933 Maramaduke Wetherell had been hired by the Daily Mail to find the loch ness monster as he was a famous big game hunter. He had 'found' large footprints going in and out of the loch. The natural history museum in london concluded the footprints were fake and made with a taxidermied hippos foot, one of which Wetherell was known to own. This ruined Wetherell's reputation and he withdrew from public life.Spurling claims Wetherell then wanted revenge on the daily mail. Spurling claims Wetherell had him carve the model to be put on the toy submarine. He then claims Wetherell had Wilson take the photo as him being a doctor would make him beyond suspicion.Spurling offered no proof to back his claimsAs >>5085892 said he may have lied for some reason, maybe he wanted his 5 mins of fame. Several people have come forward saying they wore the patty suit in the patterson-gimlin footage but none have offered proof.
>>5071487based
>>5085565>>5085611Basically cryptozoology and new age shit have existed side by side for a century, but cryptozoologists tended to be scientifically rigorous and took their hobby quite seriously. But they banked really hard on the internet and eventually smartphones with HD cameras in everyones pockets being able to prove the existence of shit like bigfoot or lake monsters and nobody has come up with any more convincing evidence than photographs or audio recordings from the 90s and earlier. IDK if you remember but the cryptozoology community online was definitely not that schizo in the 90s and early 00s. What ended up happening though was that the lack of evidence allowed a lot of true believers to slowly switch allegiance from old school cryptozoologists like Loren Coleman or the BFRO to new age types whose explanations about bigfoot being an interdimensional extraterrestrial spiritual being actually squared with the dearth of evidence after the proliferation of cheap portable cameras and audio recording equipment.
>>5085311>>5085437>>5085565>>5088797Bigfoot has always been a literal memeIt dates to the 1950s. Gorillas and apes were a big thing in media like comic books and bigfoot was an extension of that. People were just making shit up competing for the front page of newspapers.Go read the actual full Ape Canyon story, it talks about spirit guides talking to them and bullets going right through bigfoot everytime they tried to shoot them. Or the Ostman story where he goes into detail about bigfoot tits and cock and then escapes by getting daddy bigfoot high on tobacco.Seriously can't believe anybody ever took this shit seriously.
>>5088857>It dates to the 1950sNo it doesn't, it goes back to colonial times
>>5088858You are deliberately misinterpreting folk tales and boogeyman stories for kids as reality. By that logic ogres and gnomes and fairies are real because we have stories of them going back hundreds of years too.What is the easiest way to depict a human as wild and primitive? Make him hairy. Wow look at pic related it means bigfoot is in Europe too.And next you will mention native stories. Oral history isn't reliable and cannot be dated unless it's a specific event like colonization or volcanic eruption. Keep in mind that all the native "elders" nowadays would have been little kids at the height of bigfoot popularity. You are witnessing citogenesis in action.
>>5088859NTA, but bigfoot stories by settlers do go back to Colonial times.
>>5088908Can we see them?
>>5088908You might as well say Enkidu was supposed to be Bigfoot
>>5088857The biggest problem with Bigfoot is that we have zero evidence of hominids in North America prior to the arrival of humans. If Bigfoot was real, we would've found subfossil remains of it or at least something similar by now with how extensive the Pleistocene record is for North America. We've found the bones of multiple giant sloths, giant armadillos, giant beavers, giant bears, camels, horses, dire wolves, lions, jaguars, saber-toothed cats, mammoths and mastodons but somehow this one ape has completely vanished from the fossil record. Some of the aforementioned species survived into the early Holocene and died out less than ten thousand years ago. We don't even any good candidates in the fossil record for primates that could be ancestral to Bigfoot. Gigantopithecus died out around 300,000 years ago and was unlikely to be a biped, not to mention how it never ventured far above the tropics. Paranthropus matches the general description but it was exclusive to Africa and was much smaller than how Bigfoot was described, also dying out during the Early Pleistocene. And as >>5088859 mentioned, there's no Native American oral accounts that match the description of Bigfoot beyond the general "wild man" archetype. The caveat is that there's always going to be gaps in the fossil record and oral accounts (the giant panda, for example, was rarely mentioned in Chinese culture prior to its official discovery since it lived in remote mountains and rarely crossed paths with humans) but a large bipedal ape species that would need a population in the hundreds or thousands to stay stable would've left much more evidence behind, especially since it would've been living in North America for at least tens of thousands of years.
>>5088859
>>5088908If you're talking about "wildmen" then thats the same thing. A guy escapes prison or an asylum and the media exaggerates him into a giant hairy monster. Humans have always been lying and making shit up, it's nothing new. Except now a hundred years later you get people legitimately believing it.
>>5088946>The biggest problem with Bigfoot is that we have zero evidence of hominids in North America prior to the arrival of humansBecause the fossil record is known for being 100% complete. That's why new prehistoric animals haven't been discovered since the 1900's
Honestly i think not at least considering the possibility of bigfoot being an extinct species of ape is kind of stupid. Him being alive today is even more retarded tho
>>5070683that's just tsuyu tho
>>5089114Boobs
>>5089114Those kooky Japs will make a cartoon girl out of anything.
>>50703004 CRYPTIDS MOST LIKELY TO EXISThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nBUpoNGyvU5 AQUATIC CRYPTIDS MOST LIKELY TO EXIST:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld-cbMvDH8s
>>5089077I literally already addressed this in my post >The caveat is that there's always going to be gaps in the fossil record
>>5088797People who go full New Age need to accept that Bigfoot is either an extinct species or they migrated further away from humans up north of Canada and are still near extinctAnimals tend to migrate when Humans start encroaching on their land, if you take Native American oral traditions as proof that Bigfoot is real and you mix that with colonies moving further west over time then naturally as a species the Sasquatch would start moving away from the encroaching humans for survival purposes. If you were to believe modern sightings from the 90's and onward then these are just very small pockets of Sasquatch that could have returned to their natural habitat or were one's who never left but their numbers were considerably dipping over the years. The reason why more don't migrate back is because they're numbers are already small and where ever they are now probably suits them just fineMy idea for where the Sasquatch migrated too would be in the Wilderness of Canada and maybe the deserts and canyons of the US. I'd say they're nocturnal creatures and only come out during the night time and can travel great distances when looking for food. They don't live in the Appalachians, that's just a hunting spot for them which is why you have photos and video's of a Sasquatch in the area, they're probably hunting and trying to keep themselves hidden. Humans are not on the menu so Sasquatches try to avoid them while huntingThis is all guess work based off what I'm aware of regarding real animals. I really don't like the whole spiritual alien angle because it gives Skeptics too much elbow room. There needs to be a healthy back and forth and we can't have that when the Spiritual Alien guy starts bringing up Dogmen
>>5090198>need to acceptWhile I'm onboard with the idea that supernatural things are just not real, I'm afraid what you wrote is basically a tautology that's not gonna convince anyone.>If you posit that Sasquatch is an animal, you can explain things like this, therefore Sasquatch is an animalIt doesn't preclude the existence of alternate explanations.
>>5090278No, it's just me making a theory on where a Sasquatch would be based off eyewitness reports and how animals usually behave when humans start to become too much of an issue for them
>>5090198I agree for the most part, but there is some odd shit going on when it comes to the UFO side of things. It's an /x/ topic, but the long and short of it is Humanity is probably being fucked with (in a lab rat sense) and both aliens and bigfoot could be one of the ways Humans are being fucked with.What I'm saying is that Bigfoot might not be real and "aliens" could still be involved anyway.
>>5090391And what I mean by this is UFO activity has a correlation with all other paranormal activity. Ghosts, bigfoot, phantom cats, and so on. The skeptical argument is that crazy people see crazy things, but the alternative argument is that there is some other kind of connection (which could be, for example, a psychosocial connection; which is neither "it's real" nor "it's all made up").
>>5090198I 100% believe it is an extinct species. I would say they probably went extinct around the 70's-90's. There could be some left but i would guess it would be like, 8 or something. I wouldn't bet on it
>>5089114A swamp nymph?
>>5090418If they're real and still have a sizeable population they're in and around the Midwest, California mountains and the Canadian wildernessThose to me seem like good spots for a small pocket or 2 of Sasquatches to live in. I think Sasquatch is seen more often than reported because some people do not have enough knowledge on the Cryptid and view it as some sort of spooky scary boogeyman, so they're afraid and do not want to further acknowledge the encounter or it's existence and will move on instead.I know some people theorize that the Government keeps the existence of Sasquatch a secret but I don't think I subscribe to that theory too much. There's never a reason for it that I can settle on besides the paper work that would have to go into acknowledging their existence and the millions of dollars it would need to keeping their habitat safe. There have been sightings of Big Cats in areas around the States where they were initially not thought to still be in and the Authorities tend to ignore them/lie about it and say they're not there. If Believers would lead more into that than the more out-there theories I think they'd have a better case
>>5070300Lusca for one that could be found without intervention due to somebody being able to take a drone pilot camera underwater in the bahamas being simple besides goverment being pissy due to >tourismIt’s literally just big octopus with regular octopus abilities, and we had materials of them once, and the reason why they are like this is due to them being wizards (eternal virgins) so they are the ones I feel would be a nice first step+their discovery would piss off bahamas tourism officials
>>5088857If any time for bigfoot to get official conformation, I feel it would be around another epstein dump as a distraction, thats been my hopes anyways because I just want them to stop dropping nothingburgers or ayys instead of the monke
>>5090441Never got the attraction. Yes, she's got nice cans, but her face and limb proportions are weird.
>>5090452
Cursed topic
