>>5071278no one claims they are. thanks for the spam post.
cheetahs aren't dangerous unless you're a deer
>>5071278They want to be our pets SO BAD.
>>5071322"pets"
>>5071329Explain.
Dangerous to my heart
>>5071331;) ""pets""
>>5071346ಠ_ಠ
>>5071376( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>5071278Those tongues can make you bleed.
>>5071331He's a janny and thinks he's a female.
>>5071395lol hell no, I'd never monitor this shit hole for free. im not retarded
>>5071278About as dangerous as any wild ~50kg carnivore would be.
>>5071279>make a perfectly fine thread>somehow spam?
>>5071278Yes, they are strong enough to bring down decently large ungulates.But a fit adult male should have no problem controlling and killing one if necessary.
>>5071346Ah, I see.You are the guy in >pic related
>>5071278Only if there is a rich gulf Arab behind you and he kicks you into a cheetah for laughsI do not have this gif maybe somebody will post it
>>5071420hey dont post my wife
Cats do that when they're dehydrated
>>5071574thirsty sluts
>>5071434
>>5071702WHERE DID YOU FIND THESE PICTURES OF ME
>>5071828I've posted myself with my dog on /dog/ im pretty pale white
>>5071278No. >>5071322If they bred in captivity better, they would make perfect exotic pets. A big cause of death in captivity is stomach issues such as ulcers that seem to be caused by obesity. For example, this lady's pet cheetah is overweight and probably did not live a long life. Running is really important to captive cheetahs and most pet owners make their pets fat.
>>5071852>and most pet owners make their pets fat.Dude.I've been fucking neurotic about that since my friends gave me a cat.Seen way too many "oh look how cute he is" lardballs that can barely jump or climb.I refuse to let my boy become like that.
>>5071844I'm the anon with the apbt, there's a pic with her laying on my chest and you can see my skin. although I'm pretty sure you're just projecting
>>5071891What?
>>5071909idk, he's calling random posters "fed" in like 20 threads
>>5071405I guarantee that a leopard is way more dangerous than a cheetah.
>>5071278cheetah need to be redomesticated
>>5071278>Passion in the Desert
nothing this cute could possibly be dangerous
>>5071987Wrong cat.>>5071919Got it.I seldom come to /an/ so I'm not acquainted with the local schizos.
>>5071278it makes me sad how nature hates cheetahs
This is a vicious maneater... THIS????
>>5072329she'll eat something
>>5071278No. Cheetahs are completely harmless. They are literally domesticated.
>>5072329cheetas generally dont see humans as prey. obviously dont bring your 3 year old on safari
>>5071278I think I could kill one of them with my hands and I'm not even going to the gym
>>5071278I hope Asiatic one will survive. Iranians fucked up their breeding program so badly
>>5071852Reminds me a bit of sighthounds. Their healthy weight involves some visible ribs - normies freak the fuck out when they see ribs, and think they're starving to death. I'll bet that's exactly what happened here too.
too sad they get humiliated by any other animal in Africa
>>5072958Let's artificially move a breeding population of cheetahs over to Australia.
>>5073450that would be disrespectful to the Aboriginal caretakers of the land or something
>>5073497Fuck em.They spend all day everyday getting shitfaced and sleeping on roads.The funny speed cats would unironically serve as better custodians.
>>5071278yes, BUT
>>5073506>alcoholism plummets after predatory cats introduced Huh
>>5073745>australia has a problem with rabbits>introduce a predator that would easily eat 2-3 rabbits/day>while not being capable of extreme reproduction or generally dangerous to humans>and would benefit from not competing with other big catsI think you're onto something there.
>>5072329Man I have to get away from this site. For a second I understood furries.
>>5073450Gotta also bring some hyenas to even things out.
>>5071278That tongue can break human skin with a few licksThough I wonder how it compares to big cat tongues
>>5075206That would defeat the point.We want to move them to an environment with fewer competitors.Though, that does raise the question.How well would Cheetahs co-exist with Dingos?
>>5075645Honestly I just want to introduce yeens to Australia for the lulz.
>>5075206>>5075648Nah, hyenas and kangaroos wouldn't get along socially and clash aesthetically.
>>5075648You just want to feed them abbosThink of their poor livers anon, petrol huffers aren't good eating
