/an/ webm. Old thread's maxxed out. Here's the new one
>>5071638ATTENTIONATTENTIONATTENTIONI need that one of the sea creature filmed from an underwater camera where it slowly morphs it's shape and then disappears. I might be getting two webms confuse, it's like a black shape that sort of looks like a figure 8 but the top and bottom doesn't connect. I need it ASAP because the thread I'm trying to post it in is on page 9 of another board. Late submissions will still be appreciated because I swear I have it saved somewhere but I guess not. THANK YOUTHANK YOUTHANK YOU
>>5071639I made that one. : )>>5071660You might appreciate this one.
>>5071638Why such intelligent animals as octopi have so short lifespans?
>>5071740Curse. They know what they did.
>>5071740forcibly devolved for losing an interstellar war
>>5071789No.Also, why the FUCK do TikTok videos inflate to ridiculous filesizes when I change the resolution to a /smaller/ one? I have to make the image absolutely minuscule to be uploadable here.I don't even use TikTok, I just look up animal vids and they're just where lotsa them are these days.
>>5071806Why do people add their own captions to the things animals do? Sit back and let people do it themselves with their own lines.
>>5071810Because fuck you for not posting a video, you fucking fuck, that's why.
>>5071818what manner of beast is this
>>5071653Haha does anyone else think it looks kind of like a vagina lmao isn't that funny
>>5071841I hope you have put your weiner in any vagina that looks like that
>>5071825serval?
>>5071825Genet. I posted a video of a pet one some years ago. They actually make wonderful pets but few people would like to keep them as they're obligate carnivores and won't eat kibble or carrion. Live meat only, and most of it is fat grubs. Lemme see if j can find the webm/mp4 to repost it pour vous. I'm the meantime, take this one, instead.
>>5071862>>5071825Here it is. I've got another of the things crawling in and out of a man's shirt (as he's wearing it). They're very cuddly. Also pretty strictly nocturnal, another reason that they're not super great to keep even if they're very nice critters.>>5071855Genet.
>>5071647I dont have the bizarre violent impulse that that loud minority of ppl do towards monkies, but to me this just isn't cute. Like it probably would be if the critter was in front of me, but it's also a little creepy. Anyone relate?
>>5071873 I'm sure someone relates but not me. I don't find them cute or creepy. I just don't like monkeys. I tell everyone who likes monkeys to try living in a country that has them. They won't like them after a while. They're awful.
>>5071640I wonder what it's thinking.
>>5071894Gigachad
>>5071957Nothing, it's a dumb animal
>>5071638This is so cute I cannot stand itI don’t think I want to eat octopus anymore either
>>5071806Why is there a wizard hat on that crab
>>5071707bij murzyna szablom xd
>>5071818i was waiting for it to get jumped by a crocanytime i see a video of an animal by a watering hole i get nervous
>>5071993Why?Are they eating it's poop?
>>5071825A leopacoon
>>5072029Thats very sweet.I don't think i could eat them if they did that for me.
>>5072168Gives me anxiety. Poor black and white was please i am sorry & stuck not disrespectful
>>5072007The gang
>>5071935Pugachev's rabbit
>>5072009
>>5072186Giant anteaters walk on their knuckles like gorillas.
>>5071810Low IQ populace that can only relate to those they anthropomorphize.
>>5072464nice pussy
>>5072527It is very hairy
>>5071873I think it's that it's bald, monkeys are so similar anyway that it's weird but I feel like their fur separates them in your brain. Seeing them like that really shows how similar we are to them, it's like a fucked up mini human>>5071655They gotta pay the banana toll
>>5071873>>5071890its fine to not like them. the problem is supporting or engaging with animal abuse
>>5072064based. li*ns need to be put in their place
>>5072464fag file name
>>5071810>>5072524Ancient internet tradition, zoomers wouldn't get it sadly>>5072556EGG BATTLE
>>5072464another upstanding member of the thot patrol, hard at work
>>5072064Someone needs to inform that poor lion that they can leap 36 feet horizontally, not vertically.
>>5071653>cthulhu awakens
>>5071646this is what life is all about
>>5071652i liked how it checked on the cantaloupe at the end with it's trunk
>>5071655living in third world countries is just a clown show man
>>5071935i like it when animals carry eachother around
>>5072912why did they do it
>>5072916anticipation
>>5072916Training. Once they switch them to a high protein diet they are going to be swole as fuck.
>>5073057So dumb. Cat could easily make that jump. Knowing asians she probably put it there to start with.
>>5071890what is this affectionate little creature?
>>5073058That's a Russian
>>5073058Did you not watch the whole video?
This is not animal abuse. This is a valid and necessary veterinary procedure to save bloated cattle.>>5073059American porcupine.>>5073060It's not. That's a central Asian of some kind. Not Kazakh because that bismillah rahman rahim bit isn't written in Kazakh but considering that shit is mohammedan af and written in Cyrillic, that's deffo some kinda central Asian. My guess? Kyrgyz.
>>5073074Well I'll be damned; a cow with built-in barbeque!
>>5073087You could sell that to Indians for a lot of rupees
>>5073058the cat thinks the window is a door, if you watch its body language it gets ready for the human to open the window to let it out. It's not trapped there like the human seems to think.
>>5071957about thos beans
>>5071740they never needed to evolve long lives to keep reproducing and surviving as a species
>>5072702the tradition doesnt involve annoying jumpy subtitles
>>5073165Sadly the demotivator format fell out of fashion ages ago and wouldn't really work with the portrait mode everyone shoots in these days anyway
>>5071707he just like me frfr
>>5073074
>>5073259Imagine, if you got enough of those, pigs would fly
>>5073263>the way we tackle intergalactic travel is cows on space grass platforms and burn their methaneI dont hate it but it seems wrong
>>5073259>>5073074Ok someone explain how tf this works
>>5073295Mexican food
>>5073295i think someone said they ate too much clover, cows have 4 stomachs to ferment grass which creates a ton of methane, so you literally have to puncture their stomach to let it out and lighting it the best way to dispose of methane which turns into co2 and h2o
>>5073264this is why aliens abduct cows
>>5072076Presumably that's why they do it
>>5073074I bet that feels amazing, like ripping a really massive fart
>>5071646cute
>>5073386scotsoplasmosis?!
>>5071932Monkeys escaping human hunters on a pig......or trained monkeys used by human hunters to slow down wild pigs?Which is it actually?
>>5073433macaquem bappem and pig sheisty linked up
>>5072064You know, it failed but that was still a pretty good try.
>>5073381Based cat
>>5073429kek
>>5073403It's a stoma (I think), there aren't any nerves around the opening, so I don't think there would be any feeling in the same way as having a stoma for a colostomy bag wouldn't let you feel anything.
>>5073057Why the fuck would you risk falling to your death for a fucking cat of all things?
>>5072316well he had the right tool for the job
>>5073074you can see the fear in its eye when it sees what's happening
>>5073074Do Buffalo or other large grazers have this problem or is it a result of domesticated cattle's genetics/diet?
>>5073386cats really do put up with a lot of our bullshit, don't they
>>5073606Not sure if ya mean actual buffalo or just bison but the answer is just about the same for both: not really.Bison, buffalo and other grazers /can/ also experience bloat from eating clover and other sweet, high protein, high-nitrogen, prone-to-fermentation plants but they're generally less prone to it than domesticated cattle because of how they graze. Cattle? They don't give a shit. They'll eat whatever they can in whatever quantity but if given the choice for a sugary plant, they'll go for the sugary plant. Those plants ferment in the rumen and cause bloat.Bison and buffalo are more selective grazers than cattle and tend to eat a more varied diet, often mixing grasses with forbs and shrubs. They’re also more accustomed to grazing on less nitrogen-rich vegetation compared to the high-protein clover that cattle will stuff themselves with and that makes'em less likely to gorge on clover in the same way that cattle would, which reduces their risk of bloat.As for smaller grazers, like sheep and goats? Also not really. They're more prone than bison, sure, but they like to have more variation in their diets than do cattle so while it's possible, it's not nearly as common. >>5073577>It's a stoma (I think)Partially correct! The stoma is just the incision. The tubes sticking out of them are called cannulae (singular: cannula). Some cattle which prove to get themselves bloated regularly have huge, porthole size stomas cut into them and fitted with a fistula for easy access to the rumen, mp4 related.Funny how I still remember this shit from freshman year of highschool.
>>5073628sheep actually get bloat very frequently
>>5073631Not as commonly as cattle. Enjoy this video of a monkey in a diaper that got loose in a Spirit Halloween in Texas a few weeks ago:
>>5073628Interesting
>>5071640>spikes can't actually stab itboooooring
>>5071932Planet of the Apes was real
>>5071638If these things didn't just die after mating for some reason they'd absolutely have created some tentacle empire under the sea by now
>>5073725You can't possibly know...
lotta crabs itt
>>5073677Imagine getting 20 of these, dying them black, and releasing them in the New York subways.>>5073671I've always wanted to climb around up there too. There and school gym ceilings.
>>5073671this must be like a paradise climbin wise, but I wonder if the sharps angles are uncomfrotable for them
>>5071640I wonder how many hamsters that guy accidentally crushed while making these videos.
>>5072464Genuinely: What the fuck has amateur porn become? Scroll through /gif/; it's portrait mode, single early-20s woman, barely moving or wagging or doing this kind of shit. What happened to amateur porn?
>>5073671wow we really do have lots in common with animals
>>5073788Porn was never good, Anon.
>>5073426woah, neat
>>5071638My cats kissing
>>5073921frens :)
>>5072460is that some kind of nut? can they even eat shit like that?
>>5072186it's always weird to me how many animals have similar play behaviour and like scritches and petting
>>5073938When you get right down to it just about everybody's running on different forks of the same firmware
>>5072076don't want to sound like a cynical asshole but I'm 99% sure they just associate him or humans in general with food
>>5073295fart based jet packs, my guy
>>5071639How can you get indoor crab?
>>5071646What is the black four leg creature that shows up?
>>5071648Oh i know what you are referring to. I dont have the webm but its the ctenophore ripped to shreds by a unknown force
>>5073973Have you never seen a lamb before?>>5073761The monkey was frightened by its shitty owners who took it to the store and walked over to one of the jumpscare animatronics to see its reaction. Well, the thing flipped out, got out of its harness and fucked off to the relative safety of the rafters.Those types of people shouldn't have exotics. I barely think anyone should but if you're just getting one to fuck with it, you're a cunt. Same with video related. I get it, the 'roo doesn't care once it's over but watching this gave me secondhand trauma. I once watched a video of a woman with one of those pink-glowing giant squirrels from India and it was scared as fuck, trying to get away and choking itself on the leash. I really hate when folks pull this shit.
>>5073972I made that mp4 a while ago (I love when vids I convert for 4chan get reposted; I see it a lot!). The guy said he just bought her from the supermarket, like the famous guy did with the lobster. Still haven't seen anyone repost my video of the moths hatching from their cocoons nor the eel climbing to get to a piece of rotten squid.>>5073762Love Galloways. I feel so bad for them, though, because they're bred for even temperament and they have no idea that, unlike Holsteins, they're a meat breed. : (>>5073983More 'roos. Tree kangaroo. No trauma, just carrots.
>>5071740It is strange how if you remove their self destruction system they just starve themselves to death.
>>5071810because if you have big obnoxious jumping captions then you don't need to put a subway surfer video along side it keep the attention of ipad toddlers
>>5074003>remove their self destruction systemWait wut
>>5074027They are hardcapped to die after sex. And if you try to outsmart by removing the gland that triggers such reactions their internal system starves then to death due to their biological clock triggering loss of hunger to avoid them eating their offspring. But dont quote me on the specifics since im no expert
>>5073742How does one get a crab on their leg without it freaking out
>>5073983Can't a kick from a kangaroo break bones? Seems like a retardedly dangerous pet to have anyways.
>>5074027Their endocrine system forces them to rip of their face and explode after mating.
>>5072507That blew up on a beach in Scotland and I found it and didn't know what it was and was tempted to eat it in case it gave me powers
AI videos are just the modern equivalent of reddit posts.Shit that never happened.
>>5074099If there's a better use for A.I. than this I'd like to see it.
>>5073628Actual nightmare fuel
>>5074055>Can't a kick from a kangaroo break bonesFuck no, at worst you'll get scratches, bruising, or hit in the nuts.Even as an australian I've never been kicked by one, but it would require a pretty strong impact to even fracture a leg bone (which is where it's going to hit). They have strong legs made for efficient travel, but don't offer much in terms of sheer force.
>>5074125*Race car sound effect**Machine gun sound effect*
>>5073742Cool windshield wipers
>>5074125BAPBAPBAPBAPBAP
>>5074125i like cat baps
bros...
>>5074136i feel like i could walk up to one of them in the wild and lay next to it and this would happen naturally
>>5074134maybe keep that to yourself mate
>>5071639Check out "Leon the Lobster" on YT.
>>5071653Orca have blue eyes too.
>>5071733The bears are on the state flag. They get to do what they want.
>>5071890It's not their fault they're pokey. They just want pets and skritches too.
>>5071894...and then our eyes met. They were trying to get her to join in, proving once again absolutely everyone "prefers" white chicks.
>>5074099Kek
>>5074099is this real? how the cat know how to play a violian?
>>5072907>cantaloupe
>>5074044The small beach crabs you find among the rocks here are surprisingly chill. At first a little skittish, but after a few minutes of handling they get used to you and act completely tame, if not almost purposefully playful.Don't have a video, but here's me and my bro just chilling, watching the ocean and contemplating life.
>>5074211Cute grapsus! I never managed to keep one on me. They are really shy were i find them.
>>5073742crabs are neat
>>5074279
>>5074286What's going on there?Snakes on the plane spinoff?
>>5074211>Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches
>>5074306>Urist Tourist cancels fishing: Interrupted by carp
>>5074308you would either have to roid or lift heavy for years to get that physique and they just have it by existing
chat this real?https://youtu.be/M3pyDOZtX6w?t=19s
>>5074304Danger puppy>>5074308'mirin>>5074317>>5074306Sensible chuckle
>>5074306scripted but real
>>5074449Omg it's so cute i'm gonna die
>>5074309Someone should show hardcore porn to them
>>5074450crazy how fast they can slip into to the earth like it's a cartoon even with a thick layer of grass on it
>>5074526If you stand over their hills, they can teach you the Talon Trot or how to use your Gold Feathers
nice man this is badass thank you
>>5074074did it?
>>5074584>good morning im doctor slithers, ill be your proctologist for today
>>5074530I almost didn't get that reference but then I got it
>>5072007>clink clink clink clinkWarriors, come out to play!>clink clink clink clinkWarrriiiooorrrs, come out to plaaaaaayyyy!
>>5071843It looks better than 90% of snatches out there.
>>5074584drr drr drr
Baby saiga twins.>>5074526Yeah, the guy in the video even comments on that point. >>5074458That's because it's a baby. Fun fact: if you ever see a mole above ground, it's a baby. Adult moles rarely, if ever, do that.
>>5074709And baby bat suckling on mama bat
>>5074705Anon, I literally laughed loud because of that comment
>>5074597kek
>>5074584Schlorpin
>>5074584>shadman
>>5074584I was going to make a joke about having seen this hentai before, but then I realized that I actually have.Gif unrelated.
>>5074862What have we as a species done to our oceans? It's so filthy down there
outplayed
>>5074869>we
>>5074913WUZ
>>5074913Every single pic like this I see convinces me even more that a nuclear war between pajeets and chinks would solve about 90% of the world's problems.
>>5071641Lmao its waist deep in snow and its still going full speed
>>5074913>mismanagedWhat do you think "managed" means? I would bet most "managed" waste gets shipped to nations that will take it for money.Want to guess which two nations are most willing to do that?
>>5074951>its everyone elses fault they dumped it in the ocean!Why do you struggle with the idea of brown people having moral agency and free will, like they are permanently shit and are unable to voluntarily improve?
>>5072030first day in the Village
>>5074709I recently saw a documentary about some field where a gazillion of these things grased and just got their youngs and after a week every single one was fucking dead because of some weird infection or some shit
>>5074953Yes. If you keep handing rash to someone just so they dump it in the ocean - you are at fault.A white brain can understand this.
>>5074199Dude, fuck the spider morph :( Bro's experiencing constant vertigo
>>5071935Out-fucking-skilled
>>5072316it's awesome to see it's run recorded with those high quality sports cameras
>>5074951>I would bet>Want to guess Instead of making trash posts filled with speculation, educate yourself then come back and make some actual fact-based observations.
>>5071639What a cute creature.
>>5071640I became anxious when it stood on the spikes. ⊙﹏⊙
>>5074947And it's a huge beast. It didn't really click for me before how easily it could fuck me up.
>>5071649Matching sheets
>>5071655I bet they figured out that they can just stop cars and demand banana ransom
>>5072186It doesn't even know how much it looks like a man in a costume.
>>5075034hogwash
>>5075034just a dude rubbing his fat hog
>>5075179
I'm surprised I've never seen this one posted to /an/. I only started coming here about five years ago, though. Maybe it used to get posted regularly before then. When did we start getting webms on 4chan? I don't even remember.
>>5075180dats a big sqorl
>>5074099Wtf is this real?
>>5075183Precious
>>5074306Needs a "you died" at the end
>>5075232Of course it is. What's so weird about cats playing musical instruments?
>>5075235True, I guess that's where the term for musicians being cool cats came from.It all makes sense now
>>5075185is this like a reality tv show "how long can you live in a room with two red pandas?"
>>5074306kwab
>>5074450
Look at this silly heron trying to seduce
>>5075185>When did we start getting webms on 4chan?If the dates of my old ffmpeg files and folders from /g/ are anything to go by, around late march to very early april in 2014.
>>5075295well it's working. got me bricked up.
>>5075371I want to see the dog's reaction when she gets down or he finds her
>>5075385Why is he so concerned
>>5071646>not the pedal kindkid will grow up weak
>>5075397what a great encounter, solid camera work too
>>5071740>>5073163>>5074003>>5074031>>5074071Not all have octopus species have short lifespans and not all wither away and die after reproducing.
>>5075256so which country is responsible for the creation of this particular breed of critter?
>>5075407It's either a Chinese or Central Asian thing.
>>5075397Roo's going home and start posting on anti-human websites.
>>5075034Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>5074988No, dude, if you ever were in places like India you'd realize they literally do not care. It's also why their cities and rivers look like they do. People simply throw trash on the ground, they have no enviromental consciousness.
>>5075397Because he's just bearly hanging on.
>>5074988We make them sign agreement saying they won’tWe go there to make sure they don’tSo they only throw their domestic trash in the river instead. We can’t cut off economic relations over this because it would be waycis and starve them. And china would just move in and be even worse. Encourage them to be even worse. You are a propaganda bot or something. You simultaneously hate white people and act like brown people have no free will and can never improve. Oh wait no, you’re just an american liberal.
>>5071648I dont have the webm but this is the same videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaX6BK66v9A
>>5074074hello fellow scottish anon :)where/when was this? I can't find anything about it online
>>5075373Uh...wut
>>5075479Ha. That does seem to be claws for alarm.
>>5075385Lol. Get a load of this guy
>>5075630what cute puffy birds
>>5074055male red kangaroos probably can
>>5075397I hate this gif.
>>5075690>t. dumb kangaroo
>>5075385reminds me of an episode of Fear Factor where they're blindfolded for a challenge and think they're like 20 feet up but in reality they were only like 1 foot up
>>5074306This same thing happened to me, came from under the dock and didn't see it in time. I didn't fall in the water but my hand was bleeding.>>5074317>carpTarpon
>>5075731clip ends just before the cat takes a bite
>>5075731
>>5075256what is she checking for?
>>5075792She's just molesting the animals.
>>5073788thirstbaiting idiots into subrscirbing to some onlyfans or shaking your ass on tiktok is not amateur porn anon....
>>5075417I spent a year there. I know it better than you. I know they don't care. Which is why I blame you when you give them trash and think they won't just throw it in the ocean.>>5075489>We make them sign agreement saying they won'tLike l. How's that working for you?>We go there to make sure they don’t"WE??". When were you last in I dia checking on this?You mean the corporations that get paid to give them the trash? You just accept when they say everything is fine? Just like what they say is fine with food, with medicine, with culture...
>>5075731>>5075741>Clean it up, sape
>>5074709Does the adults come to the serfice to lay eggs and thats why the babys are on the ground?
>>5074729That's my bait, it was made for me!
>>5075183>and one day breed himselfI can't believe I'm jealous of a fucking rat
new thread>>5075945
>>5073788>What the fuck has amateur porn become?Either low effort or way too intimate to be sexually arousing.
>>5075404True. But for the sake of that comment it wasnt relevant. Thanks for adding that info anon! Even when those cases are the exception its cool to think there is a possibility of them evolving similar traits in the future.
>>5071932I need a 30hour long GTApe
>>5074913It's our responsibility in part because we brought technology and modernity to their shithole countries and then gave them independence over teir countries when they were clearly still not prepared to rule themselves.Cultures should be let to grow and civilize themselves over time. You can't force it.
>>5074458it's not cute, it's a fucking garden ruining asshole
>>5073677What is that and where do I get one?
>>5075384>Moms spaghetti
>>5074295>What's going on there?just chinese people things
>>5076502Looks like a lowland paca. Brazil is your best bet.
>>5072021>Are they eating it's poop?Found the pajeet.
