/an/ webm. Old thread's maxxed out. Here's the new one
>>5071638ATTENTIONATTENTIONATTENTIONI need that one of the sea creature filmed from an underwater camera where it slowly morphs it's shape and then disappears. I might be getting two webms confuse, it's like a black shape that sort of looks like a figure 8 but the top and bottom doesn't connect. I need it ASAP because the thread I'm trying to post it in is on page 9 of another board. Late submissions will still be appreciated because I swear I have it saved somewhere but I guess not. THANK YOUTHANK YOUTHANK YOU
>>5071639I made that one. : )>>5071660You might appreciate this one.
>>5071638Why such intelligent animals as octopi have so short lifespans?
>>5071740Curse. They know what they did.
>>5071740forcibly devolved for losing an interstellar war
>>5071789No.Also, why the FUCK do TikTok videos inflate to ridiculous filesizes when I change the resolution to a /smaller/ one? I have to make the image absolutely minuscule to be uploadable here.I don't even use TikTok, I just look up animal vids and they're just where lotsa them are these days.
>>5071806Why do people add their own captions to the things animals do? Sit back and let people do it themselves with their own lines.
>>5071810Because fuck you for not posting a video, you fucking fuck, that's why.
>>5071818what manner of beast is this
>>5071653Haha does anyone else think it looks kind of like a vagina lmao isn't that funny
>>5071841I hope you have put your weiner in any vagina that looks like that
>>5071825serval?
>>5071825Genet. I posted a video of a pet one some years ago. They actually make wonderful pets but few people would like to keep them as they're obligate carnivores and won't eat kibble or carrion. Live meat only, and most of it is fat grubs. Lemme see if j can find the webm/mp4 to repost it pour vous. I'm the meantime, take this one, instead.
>>5071862>>5071825Here it is. I've got another of the things crawling in and out of a man's shirt (as he's wearing it). They're very cuddly. Also pretty strictly nocturnal, another reason that they're not super great to keep even if they're very nice critters.>>5071855Genet.
>>5071647I dont have the bizarre violent impulse that that loud minority of ppl do towards monkies, but to me this just isn't cute. Like it probably would be if the critter was in front of me, but it's also a little creepy. Anyone relate?
>>5071873 I'm sure someone relates but not me. I don't find them cute or creepy. I just don't like monkeys. I tell everyone who likes monkeys to try living in a country that has them. They won't like them after a while. They're awful.
>>5071640I wonder what it's thinking.
>>5071894Gigachad
>>5071957Nothing, it's a dumb animal
>>5071638This is so cute I cannot stand itI don’t think I want to eat octopus anymore either
>>5071806Why is there a wizard hat on that crab
>>5071707bij murzyna szablom xd
>>5071818i was waiting for it to get jumped by a crocanytime i see a video of an animal by a watering hole i get nervous
>>5071993Why?Are they eating it's poop?
>>5071825A leopacoon
>>5072029Thats very sweet.I don't think i could eat them if they did that for me.
>>5072168Gives me anxiety. Poor black and white was please i am sorry & stuck not disrespectful
>>5072007The gang
>>5071935Pugachev's rabbit
>>5072009
>>5072186Giant anteaters walk on their knuckles like gorillas.
>>5071810Low IQ populace that can only relate to those they anthropomorphize.
>>5072464nice pussy
>>5072527It is very hairy
>>5071873I think it's that it's bald, monkeys are so similar anyway that it's weird but I feel like their fur separates them in your brain. Seeing them like that really shows how similar we are to them, it's like a fucked up mini human>>5071655They gotta pay the banana toll
>>5071873>>5071890its fine to not like them. the problem is supporting or engaging with animal abuse
>>5072064based. li*ns need to be put in their place
>>5072464fag file name
>>5071810>>5072524Ancient internet tradition, zoomers wouldn't get it sadly>>5072556EGG BATTLE
>>5072464another upstanding member of the thot patrol, hard at work
>>5072064Someone needs to inform that poor lion that they can leap 36 feet horizontally, not vertically.
>>5071653>cthulhu awakens
>>5071646this is what life is all about
>>5071652i liked how it checked on the cantaloupe at the end with it's trunk
>>5071655living in third world countries is just a clown show man
>>5071935i like it when animals carry eachother around
>>5072912why did they do it
>>5072916anticipation
>>5072916Training. Once they switch them to a high protein diet they are going to be swole as fuck.
>>5073057So dumb. Cat could easily make that jump. Knowing asians she probably put it there to start with.
>>5071890what is this affectionate little creature?
>>5073058That's a Russian
>>5073058Did you not watch the whole video?
This is not animal abuse. This is a valid and necessary veterinary procedure to save bloated cattle.>>5073059American porcupine.>>5073060It's not. That's a central Asian of some kind. Not Kazakh because that bismillah rahman rahim bit isn't written in Kazakh but considering that shit is mohammedan af and written in Cyrillic, that's deffo some kinda central Asian. My guess? Kyrgyz.
>>5073074Well I'll be damned; a cow with built-in barbeque!
>>5073087You could sell that to Indians for a lot of rupees
>>5073058the cat thinks the window is a door, if you watch its body language it gets ready for the human to open the window to let it out. It's not trapped there like the human seems to think.
>>5071957about thos beans
>>5071740they never needed to evolve long lives to keep reproducing and surviving as a species
>>5072702the tradition doesnt involve annoying jumpy subtitles
>>5073165Sadly the demotivator format fell out of fashion ages ago and wouldn't really work with the portrait mode everyone shoots in these days anyway
>>5071707he just like me frfr
>>5073074
>>5073259Imagine, if you got enough of those, pigs would fly
>>5073263>the way we tackle intergalactic travel is cows on space grass platforms and burn their methaneI dont hate it but it seems wrong
>>5073259>>5073074Ok someone explain how tf this works
>>5073295Mexican food
>>5073295i think someone said they ate too much clover, cows have 4 stomachs to ferment grass which creates a ton of methane, so you literally have to puncture their stomach to let it out and lighting it the best way to dispose of methane which turns into co2 and h2o
>>5073264this is why aliens abduct cows
>>5072076Presumably that's why they do it
>>5073074I bet that feels amazing, like ripping a really massive fart
>>5071646cute
>>5073386scotsoplasmosis?!
>>5071932Monkeys escaping human hunters on a pig......or trained monkeys used by human hunters to slow down wild pigs?Which is it actually?
>>5073433macaquem bappem and pig sheisty linked up
>>5072064You know, it failed but that was still a pretty good try.
