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the ocean is creepy
I really don't get it. Is the existence of this animal meant to tell us something? a rare 1 in a trillion exception to the rule of evolution? can a species retardmaxx its specs so hard it can exist completely defenseless to the world around it?
>>5074578It's a mirror to the human race
>>5074350is it because the seal is brown and aggressive without provocation?
>>5074578Yes. Being a big morsel of tasty meat is a considerable disadvantage in nature. Developing rancid flesh to ward off predators is a perfectly viable defence mechanism, I just doesn't guarantee that predators won't attack you by accident.
>>5074578They produce the most eggs of any vertebrate, up to 300 million
>>5074578I mean slugs are also slow as shit, there is a reason all of them don't get eaten
>>5074697all the sticky shit, and most of them tastes bad
>>5074350That's the most hilariously retarded expression I've ever seen in an animal.
>>5074707Tell that to the french, heh heh. Amirite fellas?
>>5074578>Is the existence of this animal meant to tell us something?nothing has meaning
>>5074657I dont think the 20+ feet carnivore greenland shark needs to worry that much about warding off predators, anon.
>>5074747whoa.. deep..
>>5074657>does nothing>winshow do i sleeper sharkmaxx?
This animal looks like it would Toxic Protect Wish
>>5074857>>>/vp/
>>5074857the ocean dog is somehow fire/dark
>>5074861>>>/vp/
>>5074350zombie love brains.
>>5074870it's eating the underside of the mola mola retard
>>5074660>casually gives birth to an entire countrys population every mating season in you're path
any cool sunfish facts?
>>5075029They’re related to pufferfish
>>5074578What exception? It's been working fine, so confirming the rule.
>>5074861chaos infused?
>>5075025>>5074660Do they taste good? This seems like untapped potential, imagine if they had low infant mortality.
>>5075208No, not at all, their entire survival strategy revolves around their muscles being really sinewy and hard to get, AND being nasty and poisonous. The example in the op is extremely rare. Also the sunfish in the OP is still alive.
>>5075208they're too cute to eat
>>5074578its full of tetrodotoxin and grows insanely fast so most predators can't eat it
>>5075029How the fuck does this vertical finned skipping stone even hunt
>>5075208theyre mostly collagen, which you can get from better animals, like cattle
>>5077825they swim relatively fast, its like sailfish, tuna, shark, and then this thing
>>5074578>a rare 1 in a trillion exception to the rule of evolution? can a species retardmaxx its specs so hard it can exist completely defenseless to the world around it?Aren't there blind cave fish sucking on rocks? Aren't eighty-percent of all giraffes gay or something?
>you realize its just a giant puffer fish
>>5077874then why doesnt it puff up, checkmate atheist
>>5077874>implying a giant pufferfish isn't the coolest thing ever
>>5075222>Also the sunfish in the OP is still aliveits shopped. original one is dead af.
>>5079696no it's not
