Imagine all the animals that live here that we will never know about because of the murderous natives
It's too small to have anything interesting. Most you're gonna be looking at are some endemic rodents or something.
>>5074882should unleash a pissed off elephant in there just to see what would happen
They have wild pigs there
>>5074902Your grandparents live with the natives??? Pretty neat, next visit you should snap a pic and post it here.
Aren’t they cannibals? Give me one suicidal AIDS patient with hepatitis and a rowboat. It’s nature time.
>>5074882its really not that hard to bypass the natives, just wear some 16th century plate armor and they can do anything
>>5074882>Imagine all the animals that live here that we will never know about because of the murderous nativesAccording to Prof. Wikipedia the last time anyone was on their surveying the ecology of the island the forest interior was basically just a massive "park". The natives don't keep it wild; they deliberately manage it like a game ranch/preserve for their pigs.
>>5074883What about plants?
Just leave these poor inbred savages alone.They're the backup population for Humanity in case we fuck things up completely. Horrible thought, but again just leave them alone.
>>5074964I've always wondered about that. Like if we completely obliterate each other they would just continue on unless the after effects of whatever reached them
>>5074980>>5074964Nope, if we fuckup I'll make sure they die with us too
>>5074882Drone strike the island with an ebola munition.Profit!
>>5074992Fag
>>5074882How long will they last? Surely that island can't sustain that many generations before they die due to disease and genetic bottlenecks.
>>5075053They will last until someone sneezes on one of them
We should create more islands so we can have more unqiue ecosystems and cultures to study.
>>5074882Why has no one flown a drone or aimed a satellite to spy on them?
>>5074882Angloids ruined it for everyone. Their first contact conduct with the sentinelise was so ruinously murderous that they decided it would be better just to kill everyone that sets foot on the island.
>>5075053>diseaseWhy would they be sick?>genetic bottlenecksTuns out such thing doesn't exists
>don't go there island>the government literally says don't go there>go to don't go there island because you gotta thump bibles>get killed
>>5075175Plant a wireless speaker with a solar charger in an idol or something there and become their god.
>>5075231I love how the natives saw that dude as so much of an idiot that they used him for practice for their kids
>>5075261I am christian and I say that he was stupid
>>5075261He was a retarded evangelical. Still feel bad for him
>>5075275I don't. The dude survived 2 encounters with them and still decided to return
They probably think they're hot shit but I would enjoy someone showing up with a gas operated, air cooled, belt fed squad automatic weapon featuring a quick-change barrel, folding bipod attached to the front and a variety of aumminition in a 100 or 200 round pouches.
>>5074882>murderous nativesThe microrganisms we carry will probably immediately kill them, there's nothing wrong with them protecting themselves
>>5075272>>5075275>NOOOOOOO!!1!!!>>YOU CAN'T SPREAD THE WORD OF GOD TO CIVILIZE MY HECKIN' CANNIBALRINOS!!!!1!!!!>>>WE ARE GONNA KEEP THEM ISLOATED LIKE A PETRI FOR SOICENSE!!!111
>>5075382See >>5075377
>>5075382Death to all preachers.
>>5075377>>5075386Imagine how many of them die to treatable diseases.
>>5075386>>5075388I got you:
>>5075060>>5075377>The microrganisms we carry will probably immediately kill themStop it with this bullshit, bacteria aren't bad and viruses are not real. What kills indigenous people is our lifestyle and we already gave a bunch of toxic shit to them before contact stopped.
>>5074962Do you think it's significantly different from any of the other nearby islands?
>>5075195>genetic bottlenecks>Tuns out such thing doesn't existsoh,you are a retard
>>5074882I really didn't even think about this, I think that we may never know
>>5075401You gotta be kidding, you think viruses dont exist and bacteria are harmless, what kind of mindset is this?
>>5075434The mindset of a winner and winners aren't losers. Now go play with your vagina or whatever the fuck you pussy faggots do.
>>5075434The mindset of logic and reason. If viruses are not alive then how come they evolve strains? Only living organisms can evolve. Also theres is no proof or their existance.
>>5075382There's no god you memefag
>>5075382Holy shit christfags are annoying. I guess we are in that part of the pendulum swing
>>5075382Your gods name is el shaddai, yahweh, or yahvah/agni. It’s name is certainly not god. Fucker couldn’t even get the age and shape of the earth right. You’re a weird messianic splinter sect of an old variant of hinduism that believed agni (an anunnaki/alien emissary) was synonymous with god because he could do cool shit like talk through burning plants and summon pillars of fire. And then his species loaded up and left when they noticed humans were developing telescopes lol
>>5075423He's not that wrong. If you have a healthy founding population with enough genetic diversity things will even out eventually. I remmeber reading that on average most animals would require only 50 to 300 as a founding population to sustain long term. Obviously things like bugs could go much lower. There are invasive lizards descended from only three individuals.
>>5074882Why doesn't the government actually contact the people? You may as well at this point.
>>5075702because the government is india and the sentinelese have made it clear they will invade (and win) if they hear "saar" even once
>>5075647>we are in that part of the pendulum swingAll of the replies to that post against him so, no. We are not in that part of the pendulum.
>>5074992based
>>5074917There is no evidence they practice cannibalism, of the non-natives they've killed they've just dumped their bodies on the shoreline and left them there.Given their population is evidently decently less then 100 people at any given time, they really couldn't be eating each other for sustenance.We don't know enough about their culture to know for sure, but none of the three other island tribes they are related to practice ceremonial cannibalism, so it's unlikely they do either.
>>5075634UPBOAT
>>5075652>WE WUZ HEBREW SARRRR!!1!!!1Let me guess, you going to dig out the canite origin theory too? The same bullshit talking points that literally come from r/atheism?
>>5075063Agreed, why aren't more billionaires doing this?>>5075702The language is the only really interesting part about them. I wonder what they think about aeroplanes, it must be like we are Gods.
>>5075777Checked.Also imagine if we flew helicopters at night and played screams at full blast vietnam style.
>>5075780Literally, imagine what they'd tell their kidsImagine we wipe ourselves out, they survive, and we become myths to them because of our tech
>>5075777Creating "islands is really fucking bad for the environment
>>5075782What about in two hundred years? It probably won't be bad for the environment anymore. It'd be so cool though, you can plant trees, and the environment will heal.
>>5075783Do you even know how fucking harsh it is to extract sand and dirt? You are permanetly fucking up one place to create a tiny shit that won't even last 10 years
>>5075401rfk please get off /an/
>>5074992Jew
How do they deal with tsunamis?
Imagine we make drones the size of flies so we can observe them unnoticed and make documentaries abt them.
>>5075810once you get past the beach the island's elevation rises from 60ft to 200ft.
>>5075647>>5075735A year or two ago the replies would all be supportive to him. I think people are starting to remember that Christians are preachy busy bodies and that Christianity isn't an esoteric body building cult
>>5075856>A year or two ago the replies would all be supportive to himCope
>>5075965>republicans out of nowhereWhat mental disease is this?
>>5075996>I'm sick of dese damn libruls
>>5075804RFK is another stooge, he does not align with my views
>>5076013You were implying that I was a republic you retard
>>5075994>>5075997>>5076021Don't even bother responding, this is one of the tactics they always use
>>5075434A virus can't be harmless because it doesn't exist in the first place.
>>5074992alien
>>5076113Midwits aren't intellectuals, comrade.
>>5075856I've only seen like 4 replies in a decade supporting that Christards' actions. This faggot >>5075382 is the 4th one.
>>5076140>Neither are "made up redditurd's strawman"Go back and kys
>>5075812We can already do that, there are drones smaller than tiny birds but pajeets don't allow any kind of interference or study
>>5074980>>5074964But they are affected by our world today. We have evidence that they have been using iron and plastic that washed up on their island. In fact a few decades ago there was this huge cargo ship that got shipwrecked there and the natives on that island have used it for resources. If our civilization were to collapse they very well would be affected, in fact, they may be some of the first people to fall given their fragility.
>>5076140>said the catfag that thinks Toxoplasmosis is not a thing
>>5076213>Everyone that disagrees with me outside my preddit echochamber is the same person!1!!1!Meds.
>>5075797But it could heal in twenty years. I have hope.
>>5076065Let me fart on your pillow and let's see if you get pink eye
>>5076213Quote the post where he said that then
>>5075777>why aren't more billionaires doing this?Because there's no way to profit from it.
>>5076305Right here.>>5075401
>>5074964>>5074980>>5074992They have to be made to pay taxes and get a job, along with all of those tribes in the amazon. If I have to do it so do they, fuck them. Fill out the online application, K'mtouga
>>5075376>t. 14 year old who just learned basic facts of firearmsimagine unironically typing "gas operated (...) automatic weapon". As opposed to what you fucking idiot?
>>5075839>Most of 4chanwew lass
>>5076357But it'd be really cool though. Life isn't all just about profit
>>5075053They've been incesting for 60,000 years
>>5076358Thats not him
>>5074882the natives are propably the most interesting thing about the island
>>5076213Being a cringe worthy pseudo intellectual from plebbit is just as retarded as being an anti-intellectual.
>>5075423you know that for most of history, people have been boning their cousins, right? you have to get really small populations to have a serious bottleneck. like, your 2nd cousins are genetically barely closer to you than some random person on the other side of the planet
>>5075702they tried from the 70s to 90s. at first they would just get shot at with bows but eventually they got to a point where they could exchange gifts in person. eventually the indian government decided it was more valuable to let them live in peace and avoid wiping them out with disease or permanently alter their society than to study them more closely, so they stopped sending researchers and put a strict quarantine around the island
>>5076401https://www.iflscience.com/your-political-views-could-be-the-result-of-a-parasitic-infection-65636Enjoy being emasculated into women's "political" beliefs by your parasite's parasite, faggot.
>>5076673And does the democrat party support workers rights?By voting they absolutely do not. They import millions of illegals to devalue your wage and overtake your communities.
>>5075434Nta but germs are just a theory for why we get sick. For all I know aliens are selectively shooting people with AIDS lasers from space as punishment for their arbitrary crimes
>>5075231There was a thread on /x/ where an anon asked how they could get to Valhalla. Another anon responded they should go to north sentinal island preaching the edas .
>>5076211They are using those resources because they are convenient, not because they are reliant 9n them. They had cold forged iron tools(knives and arrowheads mostly) before there was any contact with the outside world.
>>5076673Lack of empathy favors in group survival. High empathy groups are consistently steamrolled by low empathy ones. See: how the mongols made half the world ethnically homogenous. If you don’t believe in god you’re just a domesticated animal
>>5076705Its also outdated to call it germ theory. It’s germ fact. It’s not a theory anymore. It’s been extensively proven. The exact mechanisms by which bacteria and viruses cause illness are known and have been observed in detail. >>5076738If they believe in god they forgot to read all the calls to violence in the bible (septuagint)
>>5076750you mean a cruel and low empathy people wrecked all the NAP following moral libertarians around? even today, high empathy liberals are being replaced by arabs that mass poison pet dogs and love public executions and honor killings. you must hate. it is nature. if you do not hate, you are prey. you can not tolerate intolerance. you can still not be racist, but you can’t be multicultural at all. you have to support full integration, erasure of distinct identities, or someone who does much more violently will do it for you. conservatives are useful idiots. liberals are useless ones. one gets the night of the long knives but the other conquers itself and asks, why so much sexism, racism, and antisemitism now??? on its way out. embrace the vancepolitik. fuck the couch. unite the people.
>>5076778concession accepted. thanks for reading!
>>5074882>be retard colonizer>arrive to island in a boat with only men onboard>islanders perceive this as a raiding party because fucking of course they would>islanders attack>run away>repeat this a hundred fucking times for 'science'>every arrival of the palefaces has led to disease or kidnappingcant imagine why they wont let us see all the cool lizards and stuff. what jerks.
>>5076788>i didnt read I DIDNT READ>thats why i keep replying!im glad i had an impact on you
>>5075401BasedQuestion everythingChallenge the programingThey will think for themselves or die worshipping their god Science
>>5076739>The exact mechanisms by which bacteria and viruses cause illness are known and have been observed in detail. We have never observed a virus nor do you have an explanation why for you aren't dying from pneumonia right now since the bacteria is living in your lungs.
>>5076698everything is a theory bro, nothing can be proven for certain because you have no way of ascertaining anything past your perception
>>5076797> We have never observed a virusViruses are so well observed they are being used in genetics research (there are pictures of them. PICTURES.) and the reason the species of bacteria alone doesn’t make you sick is because the immune system stops it from growing into an infestation that causes non-negligible tissue damage (ie: eating you) or producing a non-negligible amount of bacterial toxins. At levels the immune system can keep up with, bacteria can’t hurt you. The human body also contains symbiotic microbial mats that eat stuff other than our tissue and outcompete other bacteria for space. And symbiotic viruses that self replicate by killing pathogens. They’re part of the acquired immune system. This is very far beyond the theory of germs making people sick. Germs are better observed and understood than most animals. And every animal hosts a unique complex ecosystem of germs.
>>5076938>there are pictures of them. PICTURESnta but do you have those? sounds cool as fuck
>>5076950Nta but here’s one. This little faggot almost killed me when I was a kid
>>5076950https://www.utmb.edu/virusimages/the-virus-imagesthese are super common dude. they’re even used in newspapers, routinelyamerican education is trash holy shitpeople deny viruses existgo to a university, examine the SEM, use it, learn how it works, look at one.
>>5076211This is like saying a Bronze age civilization would collapse if they ran out of meteoric iron.
>>5077029That's a 3D render not a picture
>>5076211We already know they have cold forging techniques. They've used various types of steel and aluminum to make tools.
>>5077032Those aren't viruses they are artifacts and dead tissue from the result of using SEM
>>5077038It’s actually a picture of a 3D render you pedantic dork. But here >>5077032 go nuts
>>5077042I accept your concession
>poltards now deny viruses are realLmfao
what are the odds some plant that went extinct like the one roman condom plant somehow survived on a shithole like North Sentinel
>>5077083not likely, because its fairly close to other contacted islands, it wouldnt be that much different from them, they even speak a similar language, that how they were able to communicate in the past
Love the people there
>>5074917>>5074996>>5075376fuck you, they're more based than you'll ever be
>>5074882The natives are basically monkeys compared to us. Leave the funny ape men alone so one part of the old humanity can live in peace.
>>5077051If they are real then where is the proof?
>>5075195>>5075401>>5075435>>5075682>>5076065brainless retard morons pieces of shit idiots sons of fucking smelly hateful whores assholes dickheads faggots sucks beta simp losers
>>5076778/pol/nigger was utterly btfo by this one
>>5074992Based
>>5075997Republicans weren't even mentioned
>>5077855They were implied
>>5077853He was actually right. In group preference wins evolutionarily. Every single time. Having "empathy" is congruent with belief in heavens and karmas but in reality you live or die, and other people want to kill you.
Sometimes I forget how fucking stupid this board is. I think even on /pol/ or /v/ I'd find more sapience than in this place.
>>5077973Then go back
>>5076371The sodium chloride of gun speak
>>5075412SV Delos went there! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNUhjFcgmUc&pp=ygUXc3YgZGVsb3MgYWRhbWFuIGlzbGFuZHM%3D
>>5074882>getting to live in a wildlife preserve and paying no taxes, hunting and fucking and playing all day, with full protection from outsiders by a nuclear powermust be nice to not be a zog slave
>>5074902>>5074992>>5076370BASED
>sooo bongo bongo bongo I don't want to leave the kongo ohnonononono
>>5075382>Most people rejected his message>They hated anon because he told them the truth
>>5074882Anon, dem natives ARE the animals.
>>5077973>go to animal and nature board>expect to not interact with animals
>>5078793Bodied that freak.
>>5075236yep like the africans worship a coke bottle and abbos worship airplanes. it would not be hard to do. oh and indians worship elephant shit lmao.
>>5079203Don't indians worship cow shit?
>>5079288kek they have a crush fetish, makes sense
>>5079288What the fuck. How are they so prone to dying and yet are so overpopulated?
>>5079343r-type breedersif a couple shits out 50 jeetlets, even if 90% die without having kids you still more than double population on each step
This island and its inhabitants cause the strangest amount of seethe and hatred from gunfags and I assume mostly americans.Is that some weird U S of A envy of somebody attempting to be free?
>>5079445For some reason native people make imperialists seethe
>>5079288This is incorrect, Juggernaut is not the crushing wagon, its a "divinity" the wagon is dedicated to. Funny looking fucker too. I know because we made it into a unit for the Lemurian faction in the Expedition: Agartha wargame on /tg/.
>>5074882If it were possible I would like to douse the island with a drug that would put all the native to sleep then get on the island and look around for a while. I'd wear a hazmat suit or whatever so they don't catch current year from me.
just use drones
>>5075812>Catch a bird>bite it's head off>nothing but gears and circuitry underneath
>>5075376This is your brain on capeshit CODslop
>>5079343Lower order animals with fleeting, unvalued lives have more offspring to compensate. As seen with many of the worlds vermin.As a humans wealth and living standards increase they have less children and prefer to invest in one or two kids over a whole brood. This is observed in any non-shithole country.
>>5080974Is it 100 years ago now? There is no excuse to live like rats anymore.
>>5081640If they could they would lol. Look at china circa 1980. World pariah. Shithole. Polluted. Backwards culture. Full of cretins and prehistoric genetic trash. And yet even though a ton of it is still poor and dumb today, they have improved far more than india and are actively filtering through and uplifting the peasantry. India has a broken culture and indians can not improve unless it is destroyed wholesale. Systems of caste, izzat, and karma are definitively antithetical to human progress. I would dare say they are the names of demons, and hinduism is a tree that grew from satan’s own seed.
>>5081647>izzatWhat is this?
>>5081755Its their idea of an honor system that causes indians to reflexively lash out at people criticizing their scam culture, street shitting, pollution, poop festivals, caste faggery, etc. The best example is that story where an indian guy saw a bunch of street shitter indians and offered to pay for them to use a public restroom and this was apparently demeaning and damaging to their "izzat" so they came back with their friends to beat him to death, restoring izzat. It's not about being right, it's about saving your pride at the expense of reality.
>>5081757>>5081992Sirs you have just cost india izzat
>>5081755A uniquely demented zero sum shared honor system where honor itself doesnt exist and its half about insulting and not insulting people and things associated with them, half about bragging. Cheating, lies, etc are acceptable methods of reclaiming izzat (jugaad). It’s why indians brag so much and argue in this form>I like my cat/dog>SOMEWHERE A CAT/DOG BAD ONCE>what does that have to do with->CATS/DOGS BTFO AND NOW YOU ARE A KEKThis is an izzat challenge. It looks like aggressive, irrational nonsense but this is their culture.
>>5081992Pajeets stand about because they are comically stupid and disgusting
i wonder what they do to the cats... Would they eat them??
>>5075376>folding bipod attached to the frontFor what fucking purpose? You're not going to be sniping them. You have to storm the beach. That's just extra weight.>and a variety of aumminition in a 100 or 200 round pouchesRetardation. You bring one kind of ammunition. Maybe a grenade to blow yourself and everything around you up if they get you.
>>5082087Yes and no. There were rolling temples and there were incidents where people flattened themselves, but local elders often stated to colonial overseers that the acts were done by weirdos and is not actually part of official worship. It being a cultural draw or memory isn't the case either as it hasn't been done for 100+ years now and the deal with trains is basically like planking over here but with a 1000 year old honor system where you can only lose standing if you act like a bitch. So if a rival family's dumbfuck son does a selfie near a train you have to outdo them to show you have the bigger balls or else your family loses honor. That's also why Christian communities over there have very low death rates because they don't have the cultural honor system.
>>5082089>Yes and no>the acts were done by weirdos and is not actually part of official worship. It being a cultural draw or memory isn't the case either as it hasn't been done for 100+ years nowSAAR
>>5082089My brother in satanism indians have been videotaped engaging in human sacrifice, in 4k. The fractured nature of hinduism (hell’s pantheon) allows you to conveniently ignore many evils because your religion is basically 6000 year old hazbin hotel.
>>5082163O shit
>>5082089Indians in the modern day try to aurafarm near trains and on train tracks all the time. They just have that urge in them. I have seen at least a dozen webms of them being train'd.com on this site alone.
>>5082590holy shithttps://www.bridgemanimages.com/en-US/english-photographer/hindu-attempting-to-get-themselves-crushed-under-the-wheels-of-the-car-of-jagannath-juggernaut-in/black-and-white-photograph/asset/5996579
>>5082590Apologist BTFO
>>5082622Another case of lying to preserve Izzat
Always figured juggernaut was some Germanic based word. Friar Odoric rules btw
>>5083356It's an aran based origin
>>5074882Makes you wonder how inbred the population are. Numerous cultures have known about this island for centuries, and they are extremely hostile to outsiders.
Animals and nature?This is an entertaining thread but I'm surprised the jannies have left it up for almost a month.
>>5084117They're animals and they live in nature.
a tsunami can wipe them out
>>5084151Humans are animals, correct
>>5074882If you were to take an infant from this island and have it be raised by adoptive parents in a first world country, would they grow up to be a normal human?
>>5084167Yeah but they'd probably catch a cold and die before then
>>5084167Yes but they might not adapt well to the modern diet and look weird like modern aboriginals
>>5075382None of the abrahamic religions are true you retarded goy
>>5082590staged
>>5084154They survived the last tsunami pretty well.
>>5074889Based far cry player taking outposts by summoning elephants
>>5075186Good morningI am glad the India is there to protect them safe now
>>5075839>>5075965>>5076372>>5077846One of the worst parts of /an/ is all the reddit tourists it attracts
>>5084502I would ask you what you consider to be true instead but I don't think you have thought that far ahead
>>5085663You mean the india that just murdered an entire herd of innocent elephants?
>>5085665Nuchan and reddit are literally the same thing Einstein
>>5084560Prove it.
>>5077846You are like half retarded. Like you recognize an obvious problem but fail to see how your "side" is no less exempt from it.
>>5085670And how many elephants is one indian life worth?
>>5085689By weight?
>>5085689All of them
>>5074882oh they ate them all long ago
>>5079445People obsessed with modern living and city-life structure cannot comprehend man living in such a way, it's like a fairy tale to them. It causes a form of cognitive dissonance.
>>5086200The sentinelese people are not against integrating new resources and technologies when the opportunity is available like when they harvested that ship. Have to avoid the whole noble savage idea as well, they are just people. People freaking out at them when they've literally never bothered anyone that didn't go there to stir the pot first is delusional tribalism too.
I hate the concept of immunity so much
>>5075423Obviously they do exist but genetically speaking 2nd cousin marriages is the optimum distance to minimize outbreeding and inbreeding depression. This was tested among birds by measuring the distance from their birth nest and their mating nests over generations.
>>5074882Imagine all the animals that probably went extinct their because of the natives and is forever lost to time.
>>5074882Do they know it's new year?Do they think the fireworks are an act of God(s)?
>people just minding their own business not bothering anyone>/pol/chud: lets go murder them with guns, hell yeah!!¨What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>5088229You must excuse those /pol/tards, their tiny dick syndrome makes them act that way
>>5075275I feel bad for him in the sense he was adopted from China to a middle class American upbringing in the 90s which is obviously an improvement over the life he would have led otherwise if not for the fact this same upbringing raised him up to have retarded beliefs that sent him to a pointless early death
>>5075392There's been significant research on the decline of quality of life on the neighboring islands since they were brought into the modern world. Hunter gatherers life objectively better lives than impovrished Indian islanders
>>5088229I don't want to murder them, I want much worse. Refer to >>5076370 keep in mind there is not one argument that you can make against this that makes any sense or has a shred of morality. They must pay taxes and get jobs.
>>5088562Damn that sucks I guess they shouldn't have been humans. Welcome to the world bitch
>>5084075they didn't use to be that hostile, 19th century Britbongs fucked it up by kidnapping some kids from the island to use as translators, most of the kids died because of diseases, they let some back to the island who presumely caused a pandemic among the inhabitants
>>5088882You have a tiny penis
>>5077116>they even speak a similar language, that how they were able to communicate in the pastit's the opposite. their language is not intelligible to speakers of the surrounding ongan/andamanese languages. when india was still trying to make contact with them, they brought speakers from the other andaman islands that speak similar languages (that are mutually intelligible with each other) and they were unable to understand the north sentinelese.
>>5075195Oh it exists. It just isn't as prevalent as people think. It also takes many generations to become an issue. Given these people are savages, they probably kill babies that look deformed which would limit those defects to "carrier" status.
>>5089238wtf
>>5089689>it also takes many generatioms to become an issueSo.it doesn't exist
>>5088882no need to be hostile,anon. Don't wish them any harm,not even want them to pay taxes and get jobs. They will eventually die off from the consequences of a very small population
>>5076371recoil-operated
>>5075376You should lurk /k/ a little bit longer before replying again.
They're all brown indian manlets. Any White man with a gun could easily slaughter all the men and make a harem for himself.Hell the women would probably welcome him with open arms, in these brownoid tribes men always beat the shit out of their women on the daily.
>>5091443you could just walk in with a 17th century suit of armor and probably regard you as some sort of god
>>5091445Earth is the North Sentinel Island of space “Don’t go there. They’re retarded.”
>>5092092The North Sentinelese never developed oars for their boats so instead they rely on large sticks to push themselves along the sea floor.Maybe aliens think we're retarded because we use Chemical Rockets instead of the "Nexus Core", or "Hyperion Drive"
>>5092365i think its because we boil water
is that the longest running /an/ thread ever already?
>>5092655no lol not even close. this thread isn't even that old. there's 25 threads currently older in the catalog. the oldest thread is the shoebill thread, from march >>4963638
>>5092655The seagull thread last year went on for a little over a year. And before that the Arctic Tern pun thread went for similar iirc. Birdfags are dedicated.
>>5092931I liek pigeons :)
>>5092940Me too fren.
If I bought my own island and killed everyone that came into it I would be arrested. Why do the sentinelesed get to be priviledged with sanctuary?
>ywn have a bloodthirsty north sentinelese gf
>>5090719nope, it's morally abhorrent we're allowing these poor people to be denied the wonders of modern technology, medicine and scientific understanding. Taxes, jobs.
>>5093088they're the control group
>>5092092Kek
>>5074992You won't do shit
>>5075376t. spc-4 mafia
Bump
>>5093105Meds.
Man, I wish I had a tropical island.
>>5095921Lets say your tropical island has no animals and only plants, what animals would you choose to populate it?
>>5096030Not them but I would pick sheep since they are small enough for me to wrangle but also very efficient with plant matter and can give you a wide multitude of beneficial materials, edible and otherwise. If they run away eventually their coats will be too large and I can catch them no problem.
Imagine the animals that lived there before the savages killed them all
>>5096379You could say the same thing for the rest of the Earth
>>5074882>murderous nativesGiven how shit life can be in the modern world I think they have the right response to when the modern world comes knocking at their door.Are the natives vegetarians or do they eat a lot of fish?I’d imagine that fish is big in their diet given that they are on an island but maybe there is some animal farming too.
>>5096771They have a colony of pigs they use for food
>>5095921No you don’t
>>5097177Get off 4chan Jeffrey
>>5097183He’s dead
>>5077826that's from me I didn't know it by then happened three months priornow five:-(
>>5075275>>5075276Yeah I don't have much sympathy, with such people this was bound to happen, he was destined to Darwin himself. Best thing is that his case got public so maybe less people would try his shenanigans again
The idea that N. Sentinel island is some pristine primeval untouched pocket of humanity is a meme. They are no different from other sentinelese, and the brits used to go there all the time in the 19th century to capture slaves.
>>5076376nope, they used to travel to other islands to intermarry, their militant isolationism is only a century old
>>5076707God i fucking hate what /x/ has become
>>5098059I like /x/ because while it is extremely stupid, the stupidity is focused exclusively on things that are complete fantasy nonsense, which makes it a lot less annoying than most boards.
>>5092365na, pineapple pizza is the reason why they come
>>5097945>>5097946Interdasting
>>5097946Source?
>>5076698that would explain why i never get sick, the aliens just love me
>>5076750a big part of why they managed to spread out so far was the way they absorbed conquered territories along with their culture and leadership (unless they rebelled in which case they razed everything and spread propaganda about their wrath)
>>5082166>100 cases in a literal multi-billion countryYou'll forgive me if I don't draw general racial conclusions from this
I want someone to make autonomous bird-drones to spy on them so we can find out what they do and believe.
>>5098494>.00001% of a population i like does this bad thing>"those numbers don't mean anything, you're cherrypicking">.00001% of a population i don't like does this bad thing>"see? they're all like this"incel logic. sad how pervasive it is on this site.
>>5098511interpreting facts according to personal bias is the foundation of modern life
>>5098513it's also a sign of a double digit IQ. letting your biases and feelings hijack your executive functions is partly why we're in such a clusterfuck politics-wise
>>5098494Thinking there's only 100 cases when their religion demands blood sacrifice and their country is highly corrupt is foolishness.Many indians born never legally exist or no investigation is performed because they're a dalit (basically an archaic human that never evolved, but was kept around by their society as slave labor). It's a small wonder the jews don't use them as sex slaves. Maybe the jews noses are too large for them to bear the smell?
>>5098520uh huh, alright anon. I'm sure they're still rolling around juggernauts at every festival too. Don't post stats if you're not basing your reasoning on them please, it confuses the lower iq anons.
>>5098520>when their religion demands blood sacrificeAnd there's plenty of verses you can cherrypick from the Bible about how everyone that denies Christ needs to be purged from the Earth but I don't see you going around getting upset about Christianity.
>>5098519Please go to India