>Bald Eagles are freedom bombing catsIt's official, c*ts are unAmerican.
>>5076470based eagle, god bless america
I-is the kitty ok?
>>5076637No, he's feeding da wormz niggaFUCK cats and FUCK cat people.
>>5076470>c*ts are unAmericanOf course they are, they originate from Africa and the Middle East
>>5076640That would normally make Americans worship them though
>>5076470reminds me of that one time a turtle got flung into some one's windshield driving and survived unscathed.
>>5076470That's old news niggerPlus, the eagle did it in protest of the raids in the area. He hates Christmas
>>5076660reminder that Aeschylus died when an eagle dropped a turtle on his head, he is currently the only human who has died that way, you could have been the second.
>>5076841
>>5076470What kind of weak ass windshield would break from a cat dropping on it?
>>5076927must have been cat-astrophic
>>5076470Absolutely based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjlW_GWuXys
>>5076945heh
>>5076470Serves it right. Don't fuck with birds.
>>5076637I feel like when an eagle grabs something it’s instantly skewered by the claws every time and that’s how they kill prey.
>>5077168skewered and crushed
>>5076660real life mario cart
>>5077168Beautiful kill
>>5076470>>5077187God I love this>Meow meow meow - ACK!!!!!!this should happen to more fluffy spammers pets
>>5076640So do we
>>5077400Calm down coyote fag
>>5077170Impressive
>>5077168Nah, they can't even quick kill a fox cub, they regularly bring live foxes and racoons to the nest.Source: nest cams.
>>5076987>>5077168If eagles are so good at killing cats why are there so many strays?
>>5077400this guy goons to babyfur diaper shit btw, you can just tell
>>5076470Everyone and everything is sick of seeing cats outdoors
>>5078936We clearly don't have enough of them.
>>5077170That's a big motherfucker
>>5079126You're talking about yourself
>>5076470THIS IS AWESOME
>>5076470based
>>5076470>Pest from the Middle-East that shits up the native biome and spreads diseaseWorshipping those sort of things is the most American thing you could do
>>5078936Because people are irrational and keep feeding them because "cute" but it only makes them generate more cats to suffer in the streets and die horribly
>>5076638This all the way.
>>5077168>I feel likeThat's not how it works.
>>5081209This. It'd be more human to just poison every cat that comes by.
>>5081679If you have a large dog, you can do your part by giving it a free lunch
>>5077170look at those talons...all the kitty cat skulls it could crush
>>5083083>feeding your dogs parasite- and disease-infested verminNo thanks.
>>5084005Dogs can handle it
>>5076470the cat deserved it
Why are buttsniffers such subhumans?
>>5076470nice
>>5076470Eagle chads bringing the BOOM
>>5077187need an entire video of this kill
>>5076470That would mean cars are also unamerican
>>5090190they are
>>5076470Based Eagle protecting America's environment.>>5076638Based>>5076637Kill yourself catnigger
>>5076470truly America's bird
>>5076470kek finally a feel good storyfly free mighty eagle and smite thine feline foes and all their thanes
>>5076470hello based dept
>>5086731Toxo does that to the brain
keep your cat indoors and this wont be a problem. america has spoken
>>5076470The hole is shaped like a heart
He's going crazy samefagging. This has gotta be that trooned out wog kekke.
>>5095689Catfags are much bigger schizos than anti-cat posters.
>>5076470Cats are literal vermin pests that somehow ended up being """pets""" (spend most of the time outside their owners house and only come back to eat and shit)
>>5076470America is back and cats aren't welcome
>>5095689It's insane how gormless he is with samefagging. The amount of times he's doing it and the number of threads he's doing it in. He has several shitwipe threads that his tranny janny benefactor lets him keep up.
I had a shower thought I felt like sharing.Say your house is on fire. You're in a two story building and you cannot escape through the front door. First floor is completely done. Stairs collapsed, whatever. You have an open window and your pet cat. You can escape but your chances of carrying your cat out are slim, but you have a cat carrier. You also doubt you could carry the cat carrier as you descend from your window, as you may fall no matter what you do.What would give your cat the best chance of survival?A) Tossing the cat one story into the dirt below? (one story fall)B) Putting the cat in the cat carrier and dropping it into the dirt below? (one story fall)C) Putting the cat against the side of the house and letting it slide down? (one story fall)D) Putting a blanket inside the cat carrier then dropping it? (one story fall)
no way that was a fucking puma or what
>>5094345I misread this as>keep your car indoors and this wont be a problem. america has spokenand thought it was hilarious
>>5097461Probably A, but just dropping it as low as I can. Cat would have the best chance of instinctively righting itself for a optimum landing as they are known to do. Now if it were my dog instead I'm wrapping them in blankets, shoving them in the pet carrier and hoping for the best.
>>5097534drop an object from a high enough altitude and it does lots of damage
>>5097461Hold the animal in my arms and leap down like a superhero
>>5097534don't fuck with birds
>>5076470she just wanted to collect the insurance
