>be koala>nocturnal but zoo worker wakes u at 11am to cuddle overweight tourists for 15 bucks >gf of 2 years gives u chlamydia >can’t find anyone else bc the rest of the women koalas got turned into red mist by ford f1 ranger on the motorway >only eat dry paper that lights up like gasoline>fat ass nosei’d kms
>>5077254Thank u for youre wisdom
>>5077084Red mist…
>>5077254i guess TECHNICALLY, but you're on thin ice with this one
>>5077084Koala>sleeps 20hours a day>Hugging something 24/7>doesnt have to think much>apex predator on earth loves me>eats leaf and is happy, life is simple>brain is so smooth that i don't even know what chlamydia is>no predators eat me because my flesh is posionous from all the eucalyptus leafs I eat.>don't need water as the leaf has enough moisture for me.Koala BTFO majority of animals desu, only problem is green ants and bushfires, besides that they are the literal stoners of animals, just chillin, eating, getting a buzz from eating posionous leafs 24/7, get constant hugs and warmth from hugging. Koala = Chad9-5 Human = Incel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJkwhat a crybaby BITCH
