Fuck sperm whales and all of their redditor fanboys, right whales are the best whale and it's not even close.
Who would be the wrong whale?
>>5077165Biggest testicles of any animal. Produces literal tons of cum. Bros double team the female and even keep her afloat so the other can fuck her more readily. Male calves of the previous year will trail their mothers so that when their little bro grows up they can tag time together. Undisputed supreme coomers of the sea.
>>5077349Mine are bigger and produce more cum
>>5077349dangerously based
>>5077341>A common explanation for the name right whales is that they were regarded as the right ones to hunt, as they float when killed and often swim within sight of shore. They are quite docile and do not tend to shy away from approaching boats.
>>5077341sperm whales