ITT: Animals with jobs
>>5080599>fluent in spanish
>>5080599
>>5080599they specialize in roofing
>>5080725not bad anon, not bad
Chief Mouser is an illustrious position filled with history.
>>5081127Funny because cats are shit at hunting mice
>>5081111Fucking Argonians
>>5081143You're so clever. No one on /an/ ever thought of this joke. Shitting up this funny animal thread was totally worth it.
>>5081240yes
>>5080678>hall monitor
>>5081191Fits in well with the other ministers
>>5081191https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/cats-are-surprisingly-ineffective-keeping-urban-rat-populations-check-180970428/Interesting>The new findings contradict popular conceptions of feline predation. As Angus Chen notes for Scientific American, cats have such a widespread reputation as rodent killers that organizations ranging from Washington, D.C.’s Blue Collar Cats to Chicago’s Cats at Work regularly release feral felines in hopes of fighting urban rodent infestations.Are americans retarded
>>5081370Cats imitate the facial proportions and vocalizations of human infants. Women and homos will throw sanity to the wind to stop animal control from killing them. Animal instinct in action. If anyone other than a gruff straight guy has beef with outdoor cats, be worried.
>>5081439>female body inspector
This guy is a bomb sniffing dog. He finds unexploded bombs so they can be defused.
>>5081100don't explode the dog :(
>>5081110>security dog? really, fucker?
>>5081370>Are americans retardedYes, but there's a reason for the stereotype here. Cats are perfectly capable of killing small numbers of rodents in enclosed spaces like barns or basements and that's mainly what they were used for. We unfortunately saw this and got the idea that if one half feral cat can kill one rat in a lighthouse, then dumping a billion cats into every major city would perpetually control rodent populations without any need for intervention or a chance of unintended consequences. So again, yes, we're fucking stupid
>>5081554>so they can be defused.thats what he wants you to think.
arf-itect
>>5081111Lusty
>>5080599THEY LOOK SO SMART!!!
>>5081368ayy
>>5081758Poor gregory
>>5081731AFTER an FBI agent convinces a homeless person to plant a fake bomb they were given