How true is the advice that you should vaginally finger female cats in heat to simulate mating to calm them down?
How about no? Doing that to your cat is fucking creepy.
>>5081455It's true. Make sure you sniff and lick your fingers clean afterwards.
Don't rape your cat, you sick fuck
This would be an extreme risk of infection and disease for the cat. You can easily hurt the cat as well.The only real advice is to rub your hand on the cat's back just in front of the bast of the tail. Anything more is fake advice.
>>5081519Wrong. There is a pressure point at the base of a cats tail that can provide relief to a cat in heat.
respected /an/ technique just like milking a male cat so it think you're it's kitten and injecting it with heroine as a reinforcement mechanism
>>5081455I seriously hope none of you do this.
>>5081615You can put nothing past a cat person on the internet.
>>5081509Believe it or not, this is common among cat owners. Basically all of them do it. Just search youtube for "how to help a cat in heat". Its why dogfucker is such an overused insult when cat cult freaks get uppity (ie:someone said cats belong indoors). They think everyone fingers their pets. >>5081530Using that is also ethically identical to bestiality because its stimulating the same nerve. Its like pleasuring a man by rubbing the perineum. Here’s your only actual solution:SPAY YOUR FUCKING CATTHEY HAVE 5x8 KITTENS PER YEARFERAL CATS ARE AN INVASIVE SPECIESSHELTERS ARE FULL
>>5081455You should take your cat to the vet to get fixed. There is no excuse for owning an intact cat. They are not dogs. There are no health benefits like avoiding a 30% chance of spay incontinence and they are not smart enough to be trained to manage their own instincts like a dog.
>>5081633Oh you're one of those vegans that calls AI rape. Got it.
>>5081455I suppose you could just mate with the cat if your dick is small enoughPut your micro dick to good use, anon. At least one lady will be satisfied with it, even if she isn't human
>>5081639She's one of the dogfuckers that killed their own general then blames cat owners. She is gravely mentally ill and is in virtually every thread tangentially related to cats seething about them. I knew as soon as I saw this thread that she would show up in it and I was right. She also hates being reminded of what she is (a dogfucker) hence her bringing it up completely unprompted in a thread that has nothing to do with her.
>>5081652Weird gloat but everyone has already seen what you did and your obsession with calling everyone she really tracks with all the tranny furry porn you postedThank you for helping /an/ never forget cat people are garbage
>>5081652>cat people molest their pets>accuse everyone else of what they do>cat people ruin /dog/ with constant spam>blame /dog/ because everyone left but their resident retardseeing a pattern here
>>5081652Sorry is this coming from the one who spammed CP, the one who spammed AI generated tranny beast porn, or the one who knew where to find zoophiles and invited them to 4chan?https://www.sciencealert.com/owning-a-cat-could-double-your-risk-of-schizophrenia-research-suggests
>>5081639>a vet using rubber tubes to inseminate animals for financial gain is the same as me fingering my cat because i am too lazy to get it spayedaverage cat person. zoophiles are obsessed with applying "ethical consistency" to animals but never quite grasp that universal principles stop at the homo sapiens line
>>5081658Maybe schizos are just 2x more likely to own cats?
>>5081661>yes, ai is rape, but good rape. >no, I have never seen cow ai before>yes, poking your cat on the tail for 5 seconds to shut it up means you want to have sex with itaverage retard vegan
>>5081532That cannot be fucking real. I don't think giving a cat heroin will make it love you. Smearing yourself with its waste and it with yours if insane. Milking a male cat is equally nuts. That cat sounds like a nightmare. Chances are it's dead by now. Cats in general are not good pets. Give me a dog any day.
>>5081655>calling everyone sheYeah, there are a couple people on this site who do that and I don't get it. I guess it's their idea of a real insult. Pretty fucking lame.
>>5081669You know how raging homophobes think everything is faggots, and then it turns out they buy man ass nightly?Well this guy, the she-er, thinks everyone is a tranny, and his crowning achievement is spamming AI generated tranny porn in the /dog/. He apparently has metric tonnes of it, as well as AI generated anatomically correct porn of normal ass dogs.
>>5081669>>5081676Stop replying to yourself dogfucker. It's painfully obvious.
>>5081532I had to bring my dog for fertility testing, and I assumed they'd just use a machine or a sleeve, but apparently there's someone whose entire job is wanking off dogs. Even more bizarre is that she was dressed like a whore with big blingy fake nails, skintight revealing clothes, fake tits and injected lips
>>508145510/10 shitpost bait.At least I hope it is.
