In the way that a dog likes its owner. What would you do? Would you spend time with animals that would normally be dangerous for humans to be around (like wolves or grizzly bears or rattlesnakes) or would you be around animals that normally flee from humans (like deer or rabbits) or some other category of animal altogether?
>>5082499I would go live in the woods and leave humanity behind.
dw loyalty
>>5082499I would live in a swamp and befriend every insect, especially these little spinning fuckers.
>>5082499Probably go to Africa and militarize their elephants, gorillas, hippos and rhinos against people. Then do that in India with their cattle and elephants.
>>5082499I'd go out and find a lifelong doe deer companion
>>5082499become moses and plague peoplemake the biggest beetle fighting circuitsave the turtlesspread snapping turtles and gars across the world
>>5082499That's already true thoughbeit
Travel to India by whale and conspire with the creatures there to rise up against the Indians.
>>5082499I'm gonna go pet a horse and not be scared of it this time
>>5082499 said animals would like us the way a loyal dog does, not that we would suddenly have powers to command animals to commit genocide.
>>5082699if it was friendly what's the smallest cetacean a grown man could realistically ride like a horse?
>>5082499does this include insects? If so would they leave me alone or be even more drawn to me.I don't want flies swarming me because they want their children to have the prestige of being born in my flesh.
I'd be doomed I'd have a bunch of magpies loitering in my balcony and shitting all over the place
A rhinoceros because they are awesome
>>5082499Id get super dangerous pets and then make a YouTube channel about how amazing I am with animals, get rich and grift merch
