AWAWAWAWAWAWA
UNIT
>>5082551HahahahahaGood one op Love animals so much brosWarms my heart
ALWAYS WATCHING
>>5082564Would make a nice pelt desu
>>5082557Fucking slut
>>5082551I WILL break into your home.I WILL shove my phone in your face.You WILL awawa for tiktok and you WILL be happy.
>>5082560
>>5082625heheheheSO GOOD
>>5082679i got my love of animals from my dadhe was a hs biology teacherand we would watch animal docoumentaries on tv together, and also basketball. that was our thing after school/workand he would tell me, he was a really good story teller, when i was a kid he would ask me what animals i wanted in da storyand he would make up a story on the spot and it was so awesome. any animal i wanted. soo good bros.
>>5082680cool story bro
I hate their little fingers
>>5082917bleh
>>5082845It is explicitly why they are NOT kosher
I came here to start a Hyrax thread. Luckily there already was one.
>>5084049>I vant to suck your blood, bleh!
>>5084173
AWAWAWAWA :)
:p
:) :) :)
>>5084788
>>5085159>takes deep drag from stalk>"This city has changed"
If this animal was morphed into a human
>>5085318Come on man, don't insult hyraxes like that
>>5085329same energy
>>5085353tongue energy overload
>>5084050You rarely see this in pics but Hyraxes are fucking masters of rock-crack parkour. Not only can they run up very smooth surfaces with their weird little suction-cup feet, but they can also wedge themselves sideways in cracks and move with remarkable ease.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z0cJo1CWQHE
What's their fucking problem?
>>5085442I love Sam's Club brand Mammal product.
>>5085996
>>5085442there's always that one person who orders the pork chop at the steakhouse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f05udvUVjY
>>5086088blankstare, zero thought
>>5086061
>>5086088
>>5086297rock hyraxes are evolving into metal hyraxes
These little guys are cool!
An utterly ridiculous animal
SIDE
Hyraxes do not have external testicles
LOOK
>>5086482CHONK
>>5086490
>>5086573>>5086511
>>5086584
nom nom nom
scratch
>>5086573>>5086591
>>5086763
>>5087109>subtle intra-species tongue action
>>5087303>>5087093>>5087109so these things are universally compatible mammals?
>>5087305yes they cousins of the elephants
>>5087294
SIDE PART 2
>>5087480why are they like this
>>5087724Universally compatible vertebrates? Do you have any of them with birds or fish?
>>5087728Apparently they are known to hang out with Penguins....and other birds. See 1:49https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiPHhLjl6WU
SIDE 3
>>5087482they are healthy
>>5082554>>5082629where's its chin?
they LITERALLY look like me
>>5086763>don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>5088124hidden
CAUTION
>>5088237>>5088006Potato-shaped animals>>5087609
STAY HIGH
I like these dudes. They seem quite fun.
>>5086061Havent realized thats the racial slurs critter
>>5088427>mfw good hyrax thread
>>5088510Pai Mei in da house
>>5088434What a charming fellow
Every single one of them looks like they just took a big fat shit. Look at this one >>5088434
They're fat fucks that just laze around all day. Why did they never enter the pet trade?
>>5088880They are too good.
>>5088880
Why do they always look so pissed?
>>5089870you would be angry too if you were a hyrax
>>5089927BUT WHY?
>>5084282>Home is behind, the world ahead>And there are many paths to tread>Through shadow to the edge of night>Until the stars are all alight>Mist and shadow>Cloud and shade>All shall fade>All shall fade
>>5082551What's up with these animals, I've been seeing them a lot on the internet lately
>>5089771nice stretch
potatoes of the rocks
>>5082680I like this. Sounds like a very good father.>and he would tell me, he was a really good story teller, when i was a kid he would ask me what animals i wanted in da storyYou must have the ability, anon.HYRAX, TREE FROG, CRICKETGo go go
>>5089975they're reddit's new animalunlike tapirs which remain a 4chanimal.
>>5089970>My Lord, Gandalf the Grey is coming, he is a herald of woe, he is not welcome.
>>5090410The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, Theoden King.
>>5090481RARE
>>5087609Why are these so stackable?
RAWR
An adult hyrax is known as a "fluff brisket". Juveniles are "squeaks".DO NOT BE FOOLED BY IMPOSTORS such as rodents from the genus Petromus, they are easily distinguished due to their tails.
>>5091042I went to wikipedia to read about more fun hyrax facts and instead found out about their extraordinary poop. A group of hyraxes will use the same spot to poop over literal millenia, leading to giant fossilized dung heaps. That grey rock in the picture is one of them. They're useful for archeobotany and are apparently prized by the perfume industry for their strong musky smell.
>>5091362nice hat
>>5088006rather rotund fellow
