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The classic
>can't find the original YouTube shortHere's something similar
>>5082849That's going to be my POV on christmas morning
Something about the sight of horses pulling sleighs in the winter just feels magical.
>>5082856we can dream
>>5082856>wakie up xmas day>walk down stairs in your pjs>see a large gift under the tree>start to unwrap it>santa got you a horse for xmas
>>5082854I hope it's a PS5!
What are horses? I nod along when the guys talk about them but to be honest I have no idea what they are.
>>5082911Grass puppies from space.
>>5082911Some kind of fruit, I think
I wish I was a horse bros
>>5083010would you be a slutty mare
>>5082911A very large species of (mostly) plant eating spider
>>5083070interesting technique
>>5082847Horses are great! Horses are good biological weapons!
>>5083023i don't carei just want to eat hay, kick trees and fart on dogshaving a job and paying bills is a fucking scam
>>5083244>getting farted on by anonhorse
Do horses (and by extention other animals) appreciate it when you feed them or do they think you're a stupid retard who easily parts with your own food?
>>5083398I think they do. Horses seem like very gentle animals.
>>5083398I think they can and do. In Tom Green's latest video his 1 year old horse kept turning to kick him away from the food. More of an instinct that goes away than disliking him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-O03nd8EVo
>>5083485>tries to kick him>she's actually really sweet
>>5083398Horses know we're stupid retards because we're the best paypigs in the universe
>>5083398
>>5083398in my experience horses will eat grass you offer them even if you just pulled it out of the ground right in front of them and they are standing in a whole field of itI think they just like being given food
>>5083587So do humans. If I showed up with some lobster and sarsaparilla at your house at 2AM you'd be happy.
>>5083598even if I'm standing in a field of buttery lobster and cold sarsparilla?
>>5083620Especially. It shows your friend cares.
https://files.catbox.moe/vvn6z2.mp4
>>5083650mare salon
>>5083650>you know what fuck you>hime cuts your horse
>>5083651>tfw you will never be a pony getting hit with sticks in a hot room with your friend
>>5083761Maybe one day science will solve your problem.
>>5083761what dies the horse feel about its situation at 15
why do quarter horses look so deformed
>>5083851Youd look deformed if you were a quarter human.
>>5083852They're the product of crosses between horses and centaurs?
>>5083398having food means you’re the boss
>>5083872japanese horse
>>5083859Quarter humans? Depends on who you're asking, really.
>>50838523/5 you mean
>>5083890Two fifths short of a whole human. Three quarters short of a full horse.
>>5083761
>>5083930haha aa de e de
>>5083650now make her purple
>>5084027Now this is horsin aroundhttps://www.tiktok.com/@my_little_pony.51/video/7455185951845797142
>>5084040>wings
Thinking about the horse, bros
>>5084203Be mareful
>>5084203A horse is thinking about you as well.
>>5083650It's Maud.
hello horse general, what's your favourite horse album?
>>5084314rockhard
>>5084357
>>5084417it’s slang for cocaine
>>5084427Usually horse is slang for heroin
Year of the horse soon. Requesting next bake uses a similar image and mentions its the year of the horse.
>>5085184he really is fond of his ketamine
oy vey!
>>5085293Imagine looking like that but still thinking that not only are you not being punished for some specific thing that happened two millennia ago but also that actually God loves you more than everybody else in the world.
>>5085293it's all beginning to make sense now...
>>5085293those horses have a weird conformation. better have the vet look them over
>>5085293what the FUCK does this have to do with horses
>>5085405They stole the horse's salt lick. Can you read?
>>5085411the account is named Ohio Whitetail DEER and is focused on hunting wildlife. Again, what the FUCK does that have to do with horses?
>>5085412anon, saltlicks are also used for horses
>>5085293This is total cliche overdose. So much I have difficulties believing it
>>5085418So? The saltlick was put out for deer and other wildlife. Were the pictures taken in a horse's pasture?
>>5085424Anon, why are you so deeply invested in this?
>>5085426I'm just trying to figure out what some pics of jews stealing DEER food has to do with HORSES. Like what's the correlation? HOW is it important to the thread?
>>5085433>jew seething about a brick of salt
>>5085433Welcome to 4chan, where the i-hate-jews schizoposters are an ever-present nuisance
>>5085449>he's defending salt lick thieves on the basis of the thieves being victims and not the animals being stolen fromsamefag
>>5085451Case in point
>>5085453Keep seething I'm sure defending thieves as victims will make you seem reasonable and not deranged.
>>5085454I'm just gonna leave you to argue with the voices in your head, dude
>>5085449In case the blatant genocide in gaza and multinational attempt at genociding white people didn't tip you off, EVERYONE hates jews.They can either stop taking their religion seriously and stop believing their tribe among all others was personally elevated by a made up "god"Or they can have everyone hate them
>5085529>I'm not seething I'm a voice in your headWhat did his mental illness mean by that?
hoers
>Go check out /k/>"Russia has started using horses and donkeys">I swear to God if->Video of russian on horse getting drone'dAnd here I was laughing at the anons a year ago saying russia would start using cav again. As if I couldn't hate that war enough
>>5085531Hate Jews all you want (I repudiate the moloch worshiping rabbianic chosen), but please refrain from reminding me of their existence in the Horse Thread. This isn’t the “trespasser thread” or the “orchard thief” thread or the “trail camera cryptid” thread, it’s the horse thread. So fuck off with that garbage.
>>5085721There was also a video floating around of some soldiers shooting a horse for no reason :(
do hroses feel sadness?
>>5085797all the time
>>5085797They have a deep sadness.
>>5085797Horses have been known to commit suicide. Historically there was a famous outbreak of an illness that caused symptoms of severe depression and some of the affected horses killed themselves.
>>5085893I go and sad drink with my horse sometimes. They pick up on emotions better than anything alive and know when you're truly suffering. It's like these horses at a charity I used to volunteer at there was this big gelding that would be extremely difficult if you had all your marbles but put up with an autistic child yanking on his eye lids. They just know when it's time to drink some wine and lean on you for a few hourse.
Anyone ever tried or wants to try?
>>5086024I drink pure mare milk. I'd try that though.
>>5086123Is it better tasting than cow or goat milk?
>>5086024What is it? milk soda?
>>5086134Kumis - mildly alcoholic and fizzy fermented mares milk. It's a Mongolian staple.
>>5086124Yes, Coomer Hays if you're in the uk. They ship it frozen. It's subtly sweet, very light. Full of B vitamins. The closest milk I have tried is red deer milk. https://maresmilk.co.uk/meet-the-horses/
>>5086123>>5086124>>5086134>>5086136it's cum you nitwits
>>5086178Kumis, anon, it's pronounced kumis. Comes from the mare, not the stallion.
>>5086184that's what they want you to think
The whole bird thing made me realize that horses would SIMPLY inhale you for minerals the moment you for some reason turn bird sized.
Mare-y Christmare from this timezone. I hope you wake up to scores of horses in your kitchen staring at you while you struggle to wake up.
>>5086238marey horsemas
