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It was the night before Spoonmas when all through the pond
Not a Fish was stirring, in this pool or beyond

The spoon was set by the shore-line with care
In the hopes that the pellet-man soon would be there

the kois were nestled all snug in the mud
with dreams of PROTEIN dropping down with a thud

When out of the pool there arose such a clatter
One koi drifted up to see what was the matter

When what to his globulous eyes did appear
But a big pair of boots coming up, stepping near

He didn't carry fruit, bugs, crusty plankton, or bran
With his fur-lined brown bag, could it be Pellet-man?

More rapid than sharks to the poolside he came
And as he got close he called the fish out by name

"Come Ernie, come Johnson, come Brownie and Joe
Come Jay, Guadalupe, and William Dafoe"

"Come Tiny Tim, Long Boi, Jemima, Baloo
I see you there, Tubbo, you're getting some too!"

To the top of the pond! To the side of the wall!
Come close to the shore, I have pellets for all!

The koi's mouth widened, gaped like a balloon
As he saw pellet-man stooping down for the spoon
Now he had to act fast, his friends below were stirring
They'd woken from sleep while all this was occurring

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So this brazen goldfish leaped up in the snowy landscape
And presented his mouth to the spoon man, agape

with a smile and a laugh, the man stooped on his knees
at the sight of this creature a-gasp and a-wheeze

So boldly he thrashed and lunged out of the sea
To gulp up those pellets he smelled on the breeze

Now upon him he felt, 'neath the waves and the air
His oddly-named brothers swam up for their share

When the food hit the water, would any be spared?
But our hero, the koi, did he ever despair?

The Pellet-man laughed and his enormous belly
Shook all about like a bowl full of jelly

And quick as a flash he opened the nickelbag
And emptied out half with the spoon that he had

Before koi knew it those sweet pellets he saw
Moving downwards, and straight into his maw

Oh, the noises he made, gulping quite like an eel,
Meeker fish looking on as he swallowed his meal

Eyes bulging to tears he smiled and confessed
He'd never known such joy... Now off to digest!

as the kois around him battled for their share of the heap
Tossed into the waters, Koi drifts off to sleep

Even for animals far from towns decked with light
Some dreams do come true, Merry Spoonmas, good night!
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check the skies
the spoonman's there



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