Fat fuck editionPost fogses and talk about fopsesThe fox of last year: >>5083514
Fat foges
I need to get chicken the fox that lives near me
>>5086502>Shit, u-uh...Hey guys, it's crazy how foxes are like cat software running on dog hardware haha. Omg I just want to pet one they are so silly!>Did it work?
A fox appears in front of you.
>>5086550Merry Foxmas!
>>5086575>pspspspsps
>>5086550His smugness is taunting me!
>>5086558his greed sickens me....
>>5086558That's a fairly small amount of chicken for an average-sized fox, I'd say?
>>5086539I know this is a troll post but the slim possibility that this is real scares me a little.
This is what foxes looked like to Aesop
We need a list of important foxes in history (exhaustive list of every fox ever)
>>5086647NTA but I’ve got the same brain bug and I’m pretty sure it was a vent post not just an elaborate troll.
I just want a fox to chomp me a little bit haha no homo
>>5086730I want a fox to play nip at my wrists while I’m trying to rub that unimaginably soft belly.
Foxes are one of the cutest creatures on earth. They are like a cat and dog combined, they are just sooooo friggin cute! And all the sounds they can make... so heavenly.
Foxes are one of the stinkiest creatures on earth. They are like a cat and dog combined, they are just sooooo fucking stinky! And all the odor they can make... so pungent.
>>5086711How did he do this?
>>5086711Robin Hood - Disney's Robin HoodMaid Marion - Disney's Robin HoodTod - The Fox and the HoundFox McCloud - Star FoxFoulfellow - Disney's PinocchioKuruma - Yu Yu HakushoKuruma - NarutoTails - Sonic the HedgehogVulpix - PokemonNinetales - PokemonMr Fox - Fantastic Mr Fox
>>5086768List of my wives
>>5086768>forgot krystal
Fox looking at this thread
If you could have a japanese fox woman gf would you rather she....A. Is human when alone with you, fox when other people are present.B. Is fox when alone with you, human when other people are present.C. Fox when the sun is up, human when down.D. Human when the sun is up, fox when down.Id pick B personally
>>5086820I suppose B, if I had to take the human portionI would hope I'd be able to take pictures and brag about it here
>>5086788purposely omitted that SLUT
>>5086820B would be best, it would be tricky to explain otherwise.I also think it would be disingenuous to have a fox and not accept them in a natural form, especially if they beat you at chess.
>>5086820E. kemonomimi wife that is human but with fox ears and big fluffy soft fox tail
>>5086820F. oxwife
>>5086768unpopular opinion maybe, but imo all these are ugly except: the 'Hood's, Tod (adult form only), and Mr Fox.and those anime humans with fox ears don't even count as foxes. all those 'kemono friends' characters are humans wearing accessories.>>5086820D. So we can do normal human stuff like cook, travel, watch shows, and she's a fox when it's night and mostly I'm asleep anyway, since can't think of fun things to do with a fox at night that take more than 1 or 2 hours.
TANU sleep…
>>5086578Good taste in home decor. You'll get to see a new photo every month/
catdog
they're neither catlike nor doglikethey're foxlike.like and share if u agree.
Project Shangri-La except it posts this image eight billion times (for the love of fox some countries need to stop breeding)
>>5086550I somewhat enjoy foxes I suppose
How do gray foxes look down there?Asking for a friend's science project.
>>5087017>Fox info dotI think you enjoy foxes a bit more than somewhat. You probably go to that fox photo database website with the swifts too
Well, it seems like the urge to post and talk fox is rising again. Maybe I need to buy a black letter card with a hand drawn fox on it to assuage itDo other anons get the urge to fox? To talk fox or buy fox merch?
nyomp
>>5087074he's taking a shit
>>5087058what if getting bitten by a fox turned you into a werefox
Arctics, grays, silvers, tibetians and fennecs will NOT be allowed in the fox ethnostaye
>>5087141Joke's on you I honestly prefer all the other species over boring old red foxes
>boringsuccessful*>boringpopular*>boringconventionally attractive*>boringubiquitous in culture wherever they go*
>>5087166>successful*The problem is that they're TOO successful. In the case of St Matthew Island in the Bering sea, a couple red foxes arrived on icebergs, and within just 15 years they totally outbred the native Arctic foxes, replacing them. There's now no arctic foxes on St Matthew island anymorehttps://www.nps.gov/articles/aps-v14-i1-c5.htmI'm all for foxes eating and replacing non-foxes (such as in Australia and all its stupid-looking wildlife), but replacing FELLOW FOXES is uncool.
I remember reading about a zoo that had 2 gay foxes named Whiskey and Foxtrot who only liked each other and didn't court/mate the vixens. The zookeepers eventually took an egg from the vixen and the gay foxes hatched it and raised the kit together.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior#Mammals
>>5087174A fox egg?
>>5087174are they.... stuck together?
>>5087130Sign me the fuck up.
guess where I went
