>"Dogs are man's best fr-">*shoves a delicious honey glazed nut in your mouth*>*crunch* "Mmm...I mean BEES are man's best friend">*buzzes in agreement*
I really want to argue with this but I can't.
>directly responsible for half the yield of your garden while he robs you
>>5089556This is a very bee-lievable post
>>5090037>>5089720Oh, beehave.
>bees actually kill more people annually than dogskeeping a pitbull is literally less asocial than keeping bees
>>5090167Bees have manners. Bees only sting when they feel threatened, or are actually hurt by the person, or if their hive is being hurt by the person. There's also trillions of bees on the earth, and they have existed for millions of years.Pitbulls, on the other hand, are far more inclined to attack you and generally individual attacks are deadlier than that of bees. They don't even attack you to protect themselves, they often attack just to attack, sometimes targeting things weaker than them like smaller dogs or human babies. There's only around a few million of them on Earth and they're bred specifically for blood sports, so acting like a violent monster is in their genes.These two cannot be compared.
>>5090336There are twice as many pitbulls as there are beehives in the US.Pitbulls are essentially by definition in the public sphere. Bee hives are often isolated and tended to by specialists.Despite being lesser in numbers and having far less close contact with humans, bees still kill more.Pitbull owners are unironically saints compared to beekeepers.
>>5090454>lesser in numbersdo you know how many bees bee in a beehive
>>5090457Since an individual bee can't kill a human, honeybees only occur as social entities, and a honeybee hive is essentially a distributed organism with the queen being the organism's ovaries, counting hives makes sense. Counting individual bees doesn't.That aside, if we divide a species' number of individuals by deaths caused to determine the threat it poses, mosquitos are less dangerous to the average human than sperm whales. This does not reflect reality.
>>5090167and crocodiles and komodo dragons kill even less, so i agree that keeping giant lizards is the most socially acceptable thing to do
>>5089556Dogsisters why can't we compete against the almighty bee?
>>5090472>Since an individual bee can't kill a humanmy guess is all of these supposed deaths caused by honey bees are from people who are alergic, and not someone falling headfirst into a beehieve and getting stung a million times. so yeah one bee is propably enough in that case
>>5090454>>5090454Shut up nigbull lover go buy 5 nanny dogs and fuck off.
>>5089556bees aren't friends, they are a hive mind controlled by an angry queen, they can't feel friendship or are even aware they are alive and will kamikaze at the slightest inconvenience
shut the fuck up hivenigger
>>5089556Bees won. Dogs lost.
>honey glazed nutUnless you're making them yourself the glaze is 95% regular sugar. In burgerland they probably use corn syrup.
>>5090940t. waspBees are humanity's ally civilization. We like to plant flowers, they like to sippy from flowers. We like honey, they make honey. Win win.
>>5091151They steal from our flowers, sell us the nectar back and sting us if we try to stop them.Mafia methods
