>"Dogs are man's best fr-">*shoves a delicious honey glazed nut in your mouth*>*crunch* "Mmm...I mean BEES are man's best friend">*buzzes in agreement*
I really want to argue with this but I can't.
>directly responsible for half the yield of your garden while he robs you
>>5089556This is a very bee-lievable post
>>5090037>>5089720Oh, beehave.
>bees actually kill more people annually than dogskeeping a pitbull is literally less asocial than keeping bees
>>5090167Bees have manners. Bees only sting when they feel threatened, or are actually hurt by the person, or if their hive is being hurt by the person. There's also trillions of bees on the earth, and they have existed for millions of years.Pitbulls, on the other hand, are far more inclined to attack you and generally individual attacks are deadlier than that of bees. They don't even attack you to protect themselves, they often attack just to attack, sometimes targeting things weaker than them like smaller dogs or human babies. There's only around a few million of them on Earth and they're bred specifically for blood sports, so acting like a violent monster is in their genes.These two cannot be compared.
>>5090336There are twice as many pitbulls as there are beehives in the US.Pitbulls are essentially by definition in the public sphere. Bee hives are often isolated and tended to by specialists.Despite being lesser in numbers and having far less close contact with humans, bees still kill more.Pitbull owners are unironically saints compared to beekeepers.
>>5090454>lesser in numbersdo you know how many bees bee in a beehive
>>5090457Since an individual bee can't kill a human, honeybees only occur as social entities, and a honeybee hive is essentially a distributed organism with the queen being the organism's ovaries, counting hives makes sense. Counting individual bees doesn't.That aside, if we divide a species' number of individuals by deaths caused to determine the threat it poses, mosquitos are less dangerous to the average human than sperm whales. This does not reflect reality.
>>5090167and crocodiles and komodo dragons kill even less, so i agree that keeping giant lizards is the most socially acceptable thing to do
>>5089556Dogsisters why can't we compete against the almighty bee?
>>5090472>Since an individual bee can't kill a humanmy guess is all of these supposed deaths caused by honey bees are from people who are alergic, and not someone falling headfirst into a beehieve and getting stung a million times. so yeah one bee is propably enough in that case
>>5089556bees aren't friends, they are a hive mind controlled by an angry queen, they can't feel friendship or are even aware they are alive and will kamikaze at the slightest inconvenience
shut the fuck up hivenigger
>>5089556Bees won. Dogs lost.
>honey glazed nutUnless you're making them yourself the glaze is 95% regular sugar. In burgerland they probably use corn syrup.
>>5090940t. waspBees are humanity's ally civilization. We like to plant flowers, they like to sippy from flowers. We like honey, they make honey. Win win.
>>5091151They steal from our flowers, sell us the nectar back and sting us if we try to stop them.Mafia methods
>>5089556I'm allergic. Death to all bees, wasps, hornets, yellowjackets, ants, and all other disgusting and evil bee/wasp kindred.Except bumblebees. I love them.
bees
>>5090990This
>>5089556Based bees owning dogs
>>5089556Bees won
Hate dogsLuv bees
Hey guys, am I included?
>>5092951Ew no
>>5090940>thinks bees are a monarchy because the egg laying insect is colloquially referred to as a queen
>>5089562Same desu
>>5092848>Honey variant unlocked
>>5090546This pitbull thing is hands down pol’s laziest psyop.>>5089556They feed us and look cool doing it. Bees are pretty awesome.
>>5093543>psyop>of an objectively awful and aggressive dog breedim sure this psyop extends to the myriad of places that...ban them
>>5093543>This pitbull thing is hands down pol’s laziest>>psyopWhy did pitbull associations lobby the CDC to stop recording dog bites or deaths by breed anon?Why did they split the breed into 4 new catergories when states intended to ban them?Why is there a difference in temperment between english stock and american stock?Why did the english mass export them to the colonies in the US when they were cracked down by law makers concerned about agression?Why did blood sport commentators of the time make it a point about how quick the dogs were to go for the juggular?And here you are, saying we should not pay any attention to any of that? That it is all a psyop when there are Pitbull advocate agencies who do media marketing to counter signal any potential material to make the breed look dangerous?
>he's never had dog honey
>>5089556Based bees
>>5089556I see every year a huge black/violet bee. Does it make honey or just buzz around as loud as a helicopter? I know it's a bee because it's fat.
>>5093571Yes, yes, we know that you think if you can redpill normies on pitbulls you can redpill them on other things. Very clever, you’ll get those dirty (scapegoat ethnic/religious group here) this time for sure.
>>5090167Honey bees specifically?
>>5094804 #Regardless of whether you believe (falsely) me being a poltard, that doesn't change the truth of my argument to begin with. Race doesn't change retards like you thinking pitbulls are harmless after all, with white owners always seeming to be part of the main demographic of bite related deaths. This is less so me being an alleged poltard and more so you being contrarian for the sake of it because you don't actually believe the inverse, you're just pissed off seeing people bring it up all the time.
>>5090167I feel safer around bees than shitbulls.
>>5095123I don't know of any other bees we keep and are a legitimate threat.Prepping a bee hotel for native bees is fine by me. Good job, keep going. Keeping stingless mexican bees doesn't generate a threat, either. Technically, one could overdo it with this, but I don't think that's actually done.It's specifically Apis mellifera that is 1. a threat to humans2. invasive in the Americas and Australia3. thanks to retard hobbyist beekeepers wanting to 'Save the Bees' even 'invasive' in its European home range, as too many fucking bee hives take away food sources from local solitary pollinators (solitary bees, wasps, butterflies etc.)Apis mellifera wasn't relevant for pollination purposes in the Americas until the 20th century as is, yet retards keep screeching about how we'll all starve to death if 'The Bees' (they always mean Apis mellifera, the single most common bee on the planet by multiple orders of magnitude) disappear. Meanwhile, the fuckers have zero relevance for staple crop pollination (all wind pollination). Okay, apple yields would drop noticeably. Cry me a river.
>>5095136Yeah... Honey bees aren't that big of a threat to anything but okay. They help more than anything, thought that was common knowledge
Bees are inherently Jewish. They hoard all the gold for themselves
>>5095726That is why we have to gas them all
>>5095322He's one of those native purists that think nature is perfect and any sort of change is bad
>>5089556dogredditors we lost...
Would you rather be in a room with 1000 angry pitbulls or 1000 angry bees?Checkmate dogfags.
>>5091928i hope you suffer an allergic reaction and die a painful death
>>5089720>>5090037>>5090323>>5090583>>5090929>>5091108>>5091612>>5092264>>5092848What is your end game
>>5090940>controlled by the queenI have witnessed the workers overthrow and produce a new queen. I have seen the workers commit sudden massacres of the male drone bees. The workers are very much in control and will remove any unproductive queen.
>>5096636Jannoid, you know only you can bypass that spam filter right
>>5094804>post truth about pitbulls>immediately starts kvetching about antisemitismWhat did xe mean by this?
>>5096666Bees are basically communistsThe workers have seized the means of produce and often practice regicide, and will get rid of the useless eaters once their purpose is served.
>>5096666>>5097324Apiformic Monarcho-Communism...VGH...
>>5089556
Based bees
Why do we love bees but despise wasps
Bees are based. Based bees.
>>5098398Just bee yourself
>>5097324this is why they were given monarchic titles, you're just replacing the onomatology because you're a commie troon
>>5098398Bees are cute. That’s why. They’re like the closest thing to irl fairies.
>>5097329But where are the apes?
>>5099674You're looking at em, asshole
>>5099850Kys
>>5091902Wtf is this real?
Bees are less of an actual animal, and more like part of the environment. They exist to tend to things, and quietly work in the background. Creatures of duty, that do exactly what they are supposed to do without their human keepers telling them. They are quick to shrink away and disappear at the first signs of cold/winter, but every spring they return to the fields to diligently do their work, without complaint or need of recognition. This is the way of the Bee.
Hey guys, don't mind me, just hanging out with all my bee buds here, haha
I wish bees really did go extinct, so that we can quickly follow.
>>5089556Based
>>5089556I just captured another stingless honey bee swarm with a coca cola bottle.They give about 300 grams to 1 kilogram of honey per year.
>>5089556>"Dogs are man's best fr-">*shoves a delicious honey glazed...ACK!!!!!I smash that disgusting fucking insect and take a flamethrower to his hive.Take that, you vomit peddling, stingered cockroach.
>>5106471Oh bee-have.
>>5089556>"Dogs are man's best fr-">*busts a nut in your mouth*>*slurp* "Mmm...I mean MEN are man's best friend">*groans in agreement*
>>5093571Why would Tony give a shit about some kid being chomped on by a pitbull?
>>5089556They don't do it willingly or for you. They are enslaved and exploited.
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit.
>>5090167My high school has an apiary.>>5098398Wasps, to my knowledge, don't produce honey. What I wanna know is why we've not bothered with domestication of stingless bees. Are they less productive? They make really bizarre looking hives and combs.>>5107050They don't know that. They're not intelligent enough to know that. And veganism should absolutely include honey considering that 70-80% of crops are produced through the use of apiculture. Farmers rent bees from beekeepers if they don't maintain their own apiary themselves.>>5106146This is relevant to my interests. Explain.
>>5090454The previous neighbors behind my house were keeping bees in their backyard and there was a ridiculous amount of bees all over the neighborhood at all times. Keep in mind this was a relatively dense suburban area. One of my other neighbors filed a complain with the HOA and they were forced to relocated the hives. They moved about year ago; I wonder where those bees went.
>>5090940You're thinking of Africanized bees.
>>5102153ITS A FUCKING IMPOSTER GET HIM
>>5090167Per capita strikes again
>>5108154>Wasps, to my knowledge, don't produce honey. Wasps make marmite
>>5091902Scientists have been real quiet since this guy was seen flying.
>>5091947that child was never seen again
>>5108154>Live somewhere meliponines exist>They are rugged and live in any crevice they can find, including beer cans>Pick up coca-cola bottle, spray a mixture of propolis, high % alcohol and lemon grass, it attracts them and they start living there>Take the bottle out of the dirt, open it up with a box cutter and move the beehive into a small bee boxThere you go.
>>5108154But you have to be careful which ones you pick up, for example, these ( Oxytrigona tataira ) are a BIG, VERY BIG no-no.They do not have stings but what they use for defense is spray acid on whoever bothers them.
