>Wake up in the morning>Walk over to bathroom mirror>Theres spider bites on my face
>Wake up in the morning>feeling like p diddyalso, can you shot web?
>>5090158for some reason they always bite me on the buttcheek
>>5090209I had an apparently large one bite my toe. You can see the individual puncture marks and it itches like hell. Wtf there's spiders crawling on me in my sleep REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5090158They're not external, they live inside you. They come out at night through your open mouth to feed on skin mites, then retreat into the folds of your trachea and larynx during the day. Maybe one of yours is retarded and, I dunno, slipped on your face oil and accidentally bit you or something. Don't believe me? Ever wake up with a "hair" (web) or some small bit of "food" (dead spooder) in your mouth? Thats them.>>5090209This man had his ass ate. Thats the only time butthole spiders are a thing: cross-contamination.
>>5090208How do I shot web?
>>5090158Don'tstop, make it pop
Spiders don't bite, they have no jaws.
>>5090287They have fangs.
>>5090158Sounds like you scored, dudeMake sure you pay child support for all 100+ of your 8-legged babbies now; otherwise they’ll lock you up in spider jail
>>5090287Yeah the accurate term would be stabbing or puncturing but that would seem like the spider is holding a knife or some shit so "bite" makes more sense, especially since it hurts you with its MOUTHPARTS
Can you just leave a frog out and hope it catches all the spiders?
>>5090158I read this in The Sopranos intro song voicehttps://youtu.be/nW3LikcBL68?si=EcZmu-1FtbbqfMAD
God forbid it bite yaDon't let it bite yaThat spida bite yaSpida biteHurtHURT spida biteThat spida bite HurtOuchOUCHSpida bit meOuch, that spida bit meQuit it, spida bitin me, quit bitin me spida, gah
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