Previously on /jg/ (now /jef/) >>5072037Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes dirty and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
the legend has returned
>>5090211you can't hide those succulent tosie-wosies from me
>>5090212he REALLY doesn't like being pointed at, does he?
Jefrey is like a tamagotchi I dont have to feed or clean up after
>>5090357he promised jef in a box last thread. that's gonna be a rare collectible
>>5090213what if we sent you like 40 capybara plushes? would jef lose his shit?
>>5090351HATES it>>5090358I haven’t forgotten, also gotta measure him standing up >>5090359He probably would, but he always reverts back to his favorite original one
>>5090212his angry nose looks like a grinning cheshire cat
>>5090215He's staring into my soul...
>>5090217Gremling
>>5090217>Weird head>Won't stop screaming>Has an autistic hyperfixation>Incredibly food motivated>Zero social cuesMy dude, your cat is a Kobold.
>>5090394don't talk shit about jef
Fuck Jef the faggot lmao
Not the greatest pic but here’s Jef in a box
I love Jefrey's golden eyes
>>5090426very rare jef. will collect~
>>5090426
>>5090618Saved, just wish I took a better picture of him. I’ll keep it in the back of my mind next time I have a box laying around.
>>5090212
>>5090611ur wife and jef look really sexy here
>>5090210tell me about Jef, why does he wears the eunuch collar?
>>5090643would he die if i pulled it off?
>>5090642
These threads are always so wholesome and nice. Thank you OP.
>>5090709yw Anon
>>5090689jef looks displeased
>>5090962jef plots revenge from his high castle
>>5090213Jeff has a dirty butthole. I have a cat that also is a lazy anus groomer.
>>5090966>>5091007>>5091008After Jefs plot for revenge was foiled he was banished to the pillow dimension
How big are Jefrey's shits?
>>5091032They’ve been described as “dinosauric”
>>5091008and thus, Jefrey was put in the phantom zone along with General Zod, putting and end to his nightmarish rule of slaughter and death.
bit of nostalgia for the old folks
>>5091052ugli stinky kitten
>>5091055you shut your damn mouth
>>5091052capy really is jef's day 1 nigga
>>5091079capy’s always been there for him
jef ever had a catnip bender?
>>5091406Yeah he’s a greedy asshole about it like some cokehead and fights the other two over it
>>5091700jef just wants whatever you're currently eating
>>5091700he is so lovely
we're overdue for new jefnut videos
I always felt Jef and his Capybara had a Calvin and Hobbes thing going on. So I generated one with AI.
yes saar very good comics they are the best saar
>>5091929Heh cute
shitty pencil drawings scanned on a phone > shitty mspaint drawings > shitting dick nipples > cheese grater asshole > AIsorry its just the way the world works. AI is reserved for ignoble things like replacing even worse scourges, like indian call centers and porn artists.
>>5091929>>5091935I enjoyed these
>>5091983Who hurt you?
>>5091990in late june of 2011 elon musk squeezed under the bathroom stall i was in and started dramatically sniffing the air while growling
>>5091990Why is he so disappointed in me
>>5091993Because you got mad at his AI generated Calvin and Hobbes comic
>>5091923https://youtu.be/J53s5Fr2UpQ
>>5091935>>5091929these are wholesome
>>5092048he's really weird looking now
>>5092048jef HATES river dancing
>>5092048toes
>>5092322
btw I’m hoping to bring him out somewhere soon, he gets a bit stir-crazy when he’s inside too long and he starts committing atrocities against the other two cats when he’s bored. Not sure exactly where I want to bring him yet but even just a car ride will do.
>>5092337capy moves by himself when everyone is asleep but nobody will believe jef
>>5092050What would Jef write about in his autobiography
least narcissistic cat owner
>>5092598you know damn well jef doesn't like broccoli
>>5092661Jefy boyHe's a good boy
>>5092758jef is a troublemaker. don't encourage him.
jef eats his leafy greens
>>5092761broccoli is not a leafy green
>>5092758But he's coolYou know, he uses WaltherYeahThe machine cries,"Bang bang"
>>5092682Well he was asking for it so I gave him some. You know how it goes.
>>5092810he thought it was a tasty piece of fish, and you TRICKED him
>>5092811Nah actually I made chicken breast and broccoli for lunch yesterday, in hindsight he was probably asking for some chicken, but I thought he was asking for the broccoli. My bad Jef.
>>5092856Jef and his nemesis
>>5092856very mean robot.
>>5092856what would jef do if you put capy in the line of fire and the vacbot killed him?
>>5092867Dude I don’t even wanna think about it, Jef would be devastated
https://youtu.be/-h24nEC3u8c
>>5092882vacbot must pay. he tried to kill capy
>>5092960is she DOUBLE-POINTING at jef?
>>5092959>>5092960>>5092961Outrageous pointingJefrey was right to chastise this hubris
>>5092960where is jef's other tooth? is he out there chewing on rocks?
>>5093091Those 3 pics are about a year old, it was during a time his baby teeth were falling out
>>5093114Actually I take it back, all his teeth are there in the pic
>>5093126>>5093127>>5093128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2bluVPsb0
>>5093126bout time the little shit got clapped back at
>>5093126POWright in the kisser
This is a good thread, thank you Jefery
>>5093126the fat one looks kinda like Garfield. which would mean Jef is Nermal to him.
>>5093189The fat one is a girl
>>5093175yw anon
Not sure if anyone remembers this girl but I just ran across her again while walking near my old house. She’s still living in the park and looks healthy. I gave her a piece of roast beef.
>>5093278demonic creature
>>5091983Based
>>5091935Kek.
>>5093275what in the humiliation ritual is this shit
>>5093344not what he asked for, but what he deserves
>>5093344he loves it!
>>5093372imprisoned for his crimes
>>5093372you can't keep him in there! he has rights! call the embassy!
>>5093462
>>5093562>Dillon! You son of a bitch
pls don't bully big orang
>>5093584jef is a little bastard to big orang
>>5093562your wife had big orang before you guys met, huh
>>5093773No, we ended up with both of the older orange girls together. The old one with the white is an interesting story. We were in a smaller city outside the city we live in during Chinese new year 2017, walking past a KFC on the street, and some old janitor lady walked up to us and handed us this kitten she found. So it was like welp, I guess we have a cat now. The “big orange” was one of my wife’s old coworkers found her in a parking garage, walked right up to them super friendly at like 3-4 weeks old. Ended up taking her in too. Honestly from a neutral perspective she’s the perfect cat. Doesn’t make much trouble, super patient, loves being hugged, expresses concern and care for everyone in the house, etc. Patience of a saint especially when dealing with Jef.
>>5093783jef can be a brat since he's the main character
>>5093783big orang is a cute cat. i'm gonna name him steve
>>5093807Well she’s not a guy, but if you wanna call her Steve, go right ahead
Here are a couple of pics. This is “Old Orange”, during Chinese New Year 2017. For context I was not feeding her contact lens solution. Every pet store was closed at that time, so I had to MacGyver it. This is how I fed her goat milk.
old orange again
I don’t have many old pics of Big Orange, but here’s one from a couple months ago
>>5093930>>5093931>>5093933>>5093934>>5093936Cute and sweet. Reminds me of my mom's cat.What's this one's actual name?
>>5093565RUDE Jef
>>5094174First 4 are old orange, 5th was big orange. Rather not say their real names because they’re kinda unique and there could be an off chance I get doxxed for it. Unlikely but still.
>>5094529Lol Id say you're a bit past worrying about that, my friend.
>>5094531If I get doxxed, my life goes on, probably still posting Jefrey anyway. But I’d rather not increase the odds because their names are unique. It’s not like I named them Mittens and Snowball.
>>5094529would've been smarter to just make up fake names and reply here so people are just like "oh ok" vs now dangling the idea of amazing secret names, now you risk some schizo latching to this lol
Garfield 1 2 3 4 and Big Garfield
>>5094529wtf am i looking at? what part of the body is that??
>>5094724Schizos gonna schizo regardless. Not a big deal to me. >>5094740Jef laying on my leg on his left side, head turned to the right to groom himself.
https://youtu.be/2x8jKoEeg5E
>>5094752i'm only schizo enough to play the long-con and wait till you post a pic of ur wife's feet, then i'm gonna make AI duplicates and sell them on onlyfans. i don't give a shit about your cats names
>>5095013Right on
>>5094819cute jef noises
What is a jef?
>>5095052this
>>5095052a miserable pile of catnip
>>5095124enough about jef. HAVE AT BIG ORANG
<3 Jefrey
>>5095118"meow"-Jefrey
>>5095486>Whats the matter? you watch me poop all the time
>>5095486GET OUTTA HERE JEFREY. CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY?
>>5095748Qt jef
>>5095796Cease pointing at the jefrey
>>5095796you will pay dearly for pointing at Jef.
>>5095796you're really gonna dog Jeffrey like that in front of Capy? i've seen niggas in the GP get stabbed for less....
>>5095922If you look closely, that's an imposter Capy, not the real one
>>5095922you're telling me there's a CAPY-spiracy going on here? you're out here cloning capybara's like there won't be repercussions in the future?
https://youtu.be/53MSoE_2rlMhttps://youtu.be/Tu8M2VQ9Y1U
>>5096073does he get mad if you sneak up and touch the bottom of his feet?
>>5096045Hehe look at him go
>>5096045he be suckin' on that thing like he's got rent to pay next week
>>5096135Yeah he does
>>5096377>has a comfy cat bed>wants to sleep on laundry instead
do this to jef
How do I find a cat with ears like that
>>5096626>>5096637No idea. We found him
>>5096648it doesn't say "dumb cat box". plus you never measured jef at his longest. plus you never put capy in front of vacbot and filmed jef's reaction. plus you never explained how jef got out of the pillow dimension (he was banished for life). plus you never posted pics of jef eating a tasty piece of salmon. plus you never posted a pic of ur wife's succulent toes.
>>5096660
>>5096660I just measured him but it was a bit difficult, but while standing him up on two legs to the top of his head, he’s about 74 cm
>>5096716don't put him in there! your wife will close him in the drawer!
>>5096712jef HATES psyops
>>5096887dafuq u talkin about
I’m gonna be backpacking in Thailand for a month starting tomorrow, so I won’t be home for a few weeks. In the meantime, Jef posts will be limited to whatever my wife sends me while I’m gone.
>>5097005post extra jefs today :(
>>5097007Any requests?
>>5097011foot pics
>>5097011jef eating treats
>>5097019
>>5097019fin
>>5097027yippee
>>5097020Couch Jef is watching you do human things
>>5097005you're going to thailand to bang ladyboys and your wife has to stay home and pay the bills?
>>5097020does he swipe at your ankles from under the couch?
>>5097011catnip and the consequences thereof
>>5097022Eating the forbidden comic cube
>>5097124Pretty much, minus the banging
>>5097192what if she locks jef in the drawer :(
jef is in danger
>>5097241Then I guess I’ll have to beat her when I come home
>>5097298based
>>5097145Of course he does, not just to me but to the other cats
>>5097487how's thailand? do they got cats over there? is that a thing?
>>5097491Cats are all over the place here. I’ll send some pics when I find some.
>>5097491I translated this sign and it’s a political ad for 39 baht vet visits. Elections are soon I believe.
>>5097513the cats in the park are free. you can have as many as you want.
>>5097516Basically, yeah. Monks take care of them, random people do too. Lots of cats with deformed stubby tails. They’re all over the place.
>>5097517what are you looking for on your backpack trip? rare plants to bring back home for research chemicals?
>>5097518I’m on the hunt for the elusive albino capybara for Jefrey
not my wife’s foot, so have at it
Thai kot
>>5090611Proof only soiboys have cats as single pets.
>>5095486Brining your phone to the pooproom. Absolutely heinous.
>>5097627get outta that bowl, cat
Not sure if I ever posted these, have a few classic Jefs
>>5097756why is he so smug?
>>5097759he was born this way
>>5097756jef drives?
>>5097767HNNNNGGGG I WANT TO SUCK ON THOSE FEET
>>5097902Go ahead, those are a man’s feet
>>5097957HNNNNGGGG I WANT TO SUCK ON THOSE FEET
>>5097767Is he confused because you used to be the pooper, but now there is now a new strange pooper?
>>5097998Pooper?
smug
jef is top 10 cat of all time
>>5098009weird looking kot
>>5098071
>>5098138>aaaaahhhhhhhhhh>>5098139>just kill me now
a Thai girl feeding and snuggling a stray cat outside a 7-11
Just gonna post some old and *possibly* unseen Jefs until my wife stops being busy enough to send me new ones
>>5098298is this position achievable natty?
>>5098300>>5098299Rare footage of Jef not being a dick to Creamsicle
peanut my beloved
I’m still around, just less to share since I’m not home.
>>5099152Cute jef
>>5099098jef is only nice when he's sleeping. when he's awake, he must destroy
>>5090210Jefrey Katstein
I wish Jef was real
>>5099247How can jef be real if our eyes arent real
>>5091929adorable
>>5099247Jef is the realest nigga on the block
I would like to see big orange more often if that's possible
>>5099268big orange has arthritis :(
>>5099268>>5099270Nah Big Orange doesn’t have arthritis, Old Orange does
Can you describe the feel and texture of petting jefry in exhaustive detail so I can imagine what its like
>>5099316Soft pudgy head area, slim body. His body hair is thin like an average DSH but his head hair area is soft and thick
>>5099314PURRthritis AND CATaracts?
>>5099328are his little ears floppy at the top? do you hold them between your fingers and flap them?
>>5099378Yes and yes. I like to wrap them around my finger. Floppy and limp toward the top, normal at the lower half.
>>5099382fuck i wanna flop his little ears
>>5099382what if we all came to your house and flipped his ears and pointed at him
>>5099395I’m sure he’d love a bunch of strangers invading his home and pointing at him As a side note I saw a Thai man on a scooter hauling ass down the street with a cat on his shoulder yesterday. It happened so fast that I wasn’t able to get a picture.
>>5099397>I’m sure he’d love a bunch of strangers invading his home and pointing at himyour wife double-pointed at him. it's not like we could be more cruel than that.
>>5099398True
>>5099399she traumatized poor jef by pointing at him so harshly. look at him. he's shellshocked.
>>5099314cute
can we set up some sort of remote system where users can pay $5 to dispense jef a treat? it'd be like a tamagotchi
>>5092050>woke up today >only got 13 hours of sleep (stupid humans)>ate some food>smack big orang on the nose (GOT HIS ASS)>do a few meows>climb on countertops (humans seem to dislike this, i must double my efforts)>hang out with capy (he says i should hit big orang on the nose again)
>>5099480I’ll have to think about a way of doing something like that. Not $5 though, that’s highway robbery. If I were to ever implement something like that it would be just whatever it would take to cover the cost of the treats.
when you get back home, is jef gonna be like>MEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW>MRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWRRR
>>5099483Strangely accurate
>>5099652
Welp, looks like the reply limit was hit on this one. If anyone else wants to bake a new thread, go for it. Otherwise it might be a couple days for me to get enough new material to launch a new one with.
Make a new thread you bastards
