Monkey!
https://youtu.be/37gBELe6aSU?si=jCIHBz-P2tQ6nqhl
>>5091091>>5091092these are apes
>>5091021Based
>>5091187Apes are monkeys THOUGH.
>>5090927wtf
>>5090828Chubby baby Cherry. I just love her chins! Pic is from 2020. Her mom Berry next to her is also a land whale.
>>5091198no
I remember seeing a video of some turd worlder crushing the skull of a baby monkey appearing in my recommendations years back after I was watching documentaries on gorillas. It went into a seizure and presumably died shortly after.It was weird.
>>5091299You will never be a real monkey. You have no tail, you have no cute faces, you have no small body structure. You are an ape twisted by delusions of "common speech" into a crude mockery of monkey’s perfection.
>>5091287I can’t believe that shit like this was on Youtube.
>>5091287Why is animal torture so abundant in third world countries?
>>5091424I would assume lack of education
>>5090828
>>5090840haha yeah i like monkeys theyre cool i think
>>5091424Hey now, in argentina if you hurt an animal you get a lot of niggers lynching you and shoving a stick up your ass. One of the most famous serial Killers here, el enano orejudo was killed in jail after killing the prison cat.
>>5091460It may be an asia thing then
>>5091424First worlders pay for it.
>>5091708>saar i will torture this monkey five dolla>god damn you saar white people make me do this!
>>5091713Never said the pajeet had no responsibility.
>>5091713Should have said redeem this monkey
>>5091717do the pitiful?
>>5091708you mean liberal white womenearlier it was third world jackass with monkeysthen wh*te women came and turn that whole thing into 50 shades of gray with monkeys
>>5091716>a thirdie sought out rich americans interested in torturing monkeys, and found some! now he is enabling them! how could america do this!?>hunter biden: he got the idea from one of my old laptops sorry lol
>>5091734The people identified by the BBC investigation looked like stereotypical MAGAtards.
>>5091746>propaganda outlet cherry pickedno really?
less shitposting, more monkeys
>>5090927How did a chimp end up inside their?
>mmmmm crab
Where’s the AI videos of baby monkeys overwhelmed with office work and screaming and having a fit in their cubicle?
>>5093596Nowhere sadly
>>5092592(Horseshoe)crab-eating macaque. Commonly referred to as a longtail.
>>5091382Large canines, front facing eyes. Must be a predator.
>>5094793vampire monkey
Bros... how could we let a filthy monkey chinmax on us like this?
>>5090828i hate monkeys especially baby monkeys. why wont this thread die? now im going to have to go and watch my baby monkey torture archives and be reminded how satisfying they are to watch deserving tree rats get their due
Pet monkey helpers should be more accepted so long as you treat it as an equal because it pretty much is.
>>5096041Cope and seethe
>>5091282Bad AI. Monkeys are only taxonomically valid as the infraorder simiiformes, which is new world monkeys, old world monkeys, and apes. Since old world monkeys are closer related to apes than New world monkeys, there is no valid taxonomic class you can sort new world and old world monkeys into without including apes. The distinction is based on the error of early naturalists who (reasonably) thought the opposite was true, and the apes were the outgroup. Before this the words ape and monkey were entirely synonymous and interchangeable
>>5091762But they were MAGAtards and they did torture monkeys as opposed to you just making shit up
>>5096048dumb cope post done by an inferior ape, you will never be as pretty as a monkey
>>5096192Imagine a world where new world monkeys convergently evolved their own colorful apes
>>5096269ever been to Brazil during the Carnival?
>>5091517They believe animals are objects like rocks or shoes
>>5096269We don't need to go to the new world for apes with monkey like species diversity... we just need to go back
>>5094359most beautiful monkey species
barbary macaques used to live in Western and Southern Europe until the last ice ageshould they be reintroduced
>>5096499Yet again, the British to the rescue by introducing the Macaques to Gibraltar
>>5096499Yeah why not>B-b-but they would cause trouble for the people Don't care, i don't live there
>>5090840Pitiful!
>>5096043>the innate primal desire to run at this thing with a hammer and smash it to a million billion pieces
>>5091187>thread ruined
>>5097726Nah you're just either A. Pedophile burger mutt B. SEA third-worlder
>>5094463Ironically, they primarily eat grass, those canines are used for display
>>5097726That means you are retarded. True pity chads get the urge to mentally torment it for all eternity
>>5097735this but unironically
>>5098246I just like getting high and making stupid raps on the little lyrical engrishism of Baby Monkey>D'light in the Fright and the Spite of the Sight of the Baby Monkey>Bite and Englight to the Plight and Take Light of the Baby Monkey>Hate it is Great what a Date to en Plate up a Baby Monkey>Shitty he Pity the City Bus Flitty Flat Baby Monkey>Rolling keep Scrollin this Troll is from pol he HATE BABY MONKEY>LAUGHIN AT GAFFINS THE DRAVID'NS GAT B'PON BABY MONKEY>OH MY GOD NO PLEASE YOU CAN'T POST HATE FOR ANY BABY MONKEY>FUCK YOU, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK MODS AND FUCK JEWS AND FUCK BABY MONKEY
>>5099140why is this shit not deleted yet?
>>5099706because it’s legal
monkeys are cool
>>5099344little one looks really happy
>>5099140>someone actually finds this funny
Is this what we look like to other primates?
>>5104208Most likely
>>5104406Nice stache
>>5100783This webm is so Uncanny Valley, I just watched a podcast where some American was ranting on Saturday about how it was a nice day, he wants to be able to enjoy it with his kid while out but when he looks up at the sky he wonder about the other people on the other side of the world looking up at the sky at the flying missiles, that there are clips of farmers in their field looking up at missiles overhead, and the monkeys looking up with worried expressions make me think of that. They are so much like us, not as smart, I think...but clearly they can think, they do feel, and yet they have no rights against being kept in cages smaller than the local jail's drunk tank though their natural range is tall and vast and they are social animals with their own LANGUAGE.
>>5096664>I'm a man of my word>PFTAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>>5090922love this nigga
>>5096043why do baby macaques always look like their on the verge of tears?
>>5099140
>>5106329If you knew what they knew, you'd be on the verge of tears too
>>5090828Do these threads happen often?? I fucking love monkeys and this is kino
>>5106339
>>5096041pitiful individual
