why is there no day of the week thats reserved for dogs?
we should have craterday to celebrate dog owners hating their own pets so much
>>5090970Crates are low test culture and always have been. It's not a cat/dog thing it's a woman/soiboy thing.>Get too much pet/too many pets>gotta spend 6 hours at work and 3 hours getting dick>fuckin wage gap sista>but poop all over house?>solution: crate
>>5090970kek
>>5090970Kek fpbp
>>5091018>>5091019>samefagging during thirdie hourssad
>>5091065i know you are but what am i
>>5090970We should have outdoorsday to celebrate how cats are so insufferably needy and bad smelling that their owners seethe at the notion of having them anywhere but outside>fuck no i want to sleep and go one day without stepping in litter or puke uhhhh i-i m-mean cats are basically small tigers they need f-freedom hahaha
dogs have had about 30k years longer as humanty's companions dont need a few meme days to worship their internet caricatures
>>5090970FPBP
>>5090968There isnt one for cats either. Let go of the past. Caturday was the 2000s minions meme. >>5091665The original first post of this thread was the best one but anon must have gotten banned on /ck/https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5090968
>>5090970Umm there's nothing wrong with using a crate as a "safe space" for your dog. What the fuck is it with cat owners that just misinterpret everything about dog care?
>>5090968There's an entired dog days season.
>>5090970fpbp
>>5091704>anon must have gotten banned on /ck/hes a dogfaggot, he got wiped by the janny
>>5091704No one cares about your samefag first post, subhuman anti cat schizo
>>5091782>>5091781>>5091774Samefag harder over your dead meme, catpedo
>>5091131Trvke
>>5091131this lmao>keep my cat indoors? do you know how disgusting that would be? i mean, duhhh, you’re anti-cat!>cats outdoors: thanks for defending my honor nyACK *ran over/eaten by a dog*
>>5091784Fuck off. FUCK OFF. Caturday is STILL real 4chan culture. Go spend time outside with your dog if you want to be a normalfaggot. This site is not for sex-having grass-touching republicunt trump voters. This is an anime and cat website. FUCKING. LEAVE. ALREADY.NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE DOGREDDITOR>Using pedo as an insultOh no, pedo! Did you know 4chan used to have a LOLI board, normalfag? Moot only deleted it because advertisers forced him to. Pedophilia is based 4chan culture. Go be a hag fetishist on reddit. THERE ARE CONSTANT LOLI THREADS ON EVERY REAL 4CHAN BOARD. Meanwhile dogFAGGOTS are 50% furfaggot, 50% normalfaggot. If you like dogs you do not fucking belong here. Leave. All you do is spread anti-cat, anti-4chan, /pol/ cancer garbage you fucking dogfucking faggot. Leave. NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE. NO ONE WOULD MISS YOU. fucking dogfaggots are cancer and /dog/ is the reason /an/ is shit. kill all dogfaggots. kill all dogs.
>>5090968Because cats are clean, intelligent, self sufficient, good smelling, get rid of mice and rats, and have only benefited mankind for all of recorded history, and dogs are filthy, stupid, slavish, incompetent, stinking shitbeasts that stopped being useful after the invention of the fence and kill people.Dogs are the third deadliest animal on earth and only racist white fucks still like them because they think devleoping nations being plagued with aggressive shitbeasts is somehow good. Dogfaggots are white supremacists are dog fuckers. Go to google images, search "man arrested for sex with dog", and every single one of them is fucking white.
I’m here to translate seething retard to english>>5091788>i have no life and want to return to the childhood i spent on a weird porn site>>5091789>only white people maintain good relations with dogs and report their fellows for bestiality. everyone else has abused, feral street dogs and zero sexual morals. for some reason this means dogs are bad.
>>5091789>cleanLitterboxes. And every time I handle a cat my hands smell like litterbox. >intelligentThey are what a mammal their size should be. Caniforms including dogs just tend to be unusually smart. The only unusually smart feliforms are tranny hyenas. >good smellingCats werent even considered pets, but a hard to justify pest, until spay and neuter got rid of the smell>pest controlProven false>benefited mankindSole source of toxoplasmosis, plague vector, and persistent rabies reservoirDogs are every bit as smart, clean, and nice as you keep them. Cats are also high maintenance but its socially acceptable to essentially abandon them outside because historically, they were pest animals.
>>5091791>Litterboxes. And every time I handle a cat my hands smell like litterbox.every self respecting cat owner has an outdoor cat>NOOO you cant let a cat outside because muh rats that cants dont even target (cats only kill mice)>NOOO you cant have an indoor cat because muh litterboxpick one dogfucker
>>5090968For a short period it was common for social rejects to identify with cats to set themselves apart from dogs which were associated with sports, exercise, police, soldiers, manual labor, and rich men. Its the same subculture that produced euphoric anti-christian atheists, “nice guys”, “supreme gentlemen”, and genuine weeaboos that thought they could be japanese. Caturday followed this culture from early 4chan to increasingly liberal sites like reddit and pretty much died with it as the subculture imploded on itself during american OWS protests. The dog days of summer keep on truckin’.
>>5091792You dont own a cat then. You force a disease vector on everyone else because you’re lazy and said disease vector harms native wildlife while doing nothing to fast-breeding, cat-adapted invasive pests. Its no different than thirdie street dogs if not worse because you’re the only ones left in the first world behaving like this. Do you also complain when coyotes and dogs eat your roaming outdoor cats? Do you get violent and vengeful and still wonder why everyone hates crazy cat people?Cats are high maintenance pets. You need to keep them indoors. You need a dedicated, ventilated litterbox room. You need to use pellet litter. You need to bathe your cat. You need to spay and neuter your cat. You need to train your cat to stay off food prep surfaces. You need to socialize your cat so its not skittish and aggressive. Deal with it. I know your type fears responsibility and consequences because you are overwhelmingly narcissistic but stop acting indignant when your failure to behave like a responsible adult leads to people disliking you. >b-but there was a cat meme in 2005!Nonsequitur.
>>5091793is this your last cope
>>5091796Are you the thirdie child porn spammer or do you just act like him?
>>5091797i know you are but what am i
>>5091796>>5091799looks like /an/'s favorite brown pedo is back, I was hoping you'd killed yourself
>>5091802Yurop must give very light sentences to nonces
Meltdown kek
>>5091814My favorite part about the various cat schizos meltdowns is that one or more of them got into posting furry porn and pal’ed around with actual zoophiles to try and get them to post here because they kept calling everyone dogfuckers, and yet, there were no dogfuckers around to make them look justified (yet)Even mossad agents were surprised
>>5091814Yes the anti cat schizo is having meltdowns in multiple threads in the middle of a Tuesday night over there in Bangalore
>>5091820Where’s bangalore? Did you mean bangor? It’s not even five in maine you retard
>>5091821pakistan maybe. i dont bother with third world geography either. the narrative catnonce wants to force doesnt really make sense. thirdies all hate dogs and have endless problems with them. in the first world, dogs are a nothingburger and cats are the only pet animal still being subjected to third world care standards (roaming).
>saar nervously googling cities in the US to appear like it's not the middle of the night in his localeKekYou already gave it away Rajesh. You can't pretend anymore. Also stop replying to yourself. We see it every single time you do it.
>>5091826No really, where the fuck is bangalore? Malaysia? Answer before I google. You say saar a lot. Are you indian?
>>5090968caturday basically doesnt exist anymore. even the caturday subreddit that tried keeping it alive was dead last time i googled to see if it existed. deader than over 9000, rick rolls, post sinks, teh rei, creepychan, and candleja
>>5091790Thank you i couldn't understand what he was saying
