Horse GeneralIt's too hot, I will simply lie here a while edition>>5082847 - Old Grey Mare
Well its happened. I am the last man alive who cares even a little about horses. I knew it would come to this. My Nonna looked down on me in my stable and said that I would grow into the only man that cared about horses ever again. Now I understand her words.
All this dead horse snuff, you’re a sicko!
How will you celebrate the coming of The Year of The Horse?
>>5092767For me it's already the year of hors.>b-but the Chine-IT __ALREADY IS__ HORSEYEAR.
why is this thread full of dead horses
>>5092793As above, so below
>>5092793https://youtu.be/5bIr9IDXFfA
>>5092824www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLzTS9Bh3xI
>>5092620One pony mourns while another is moving on. It's a brief candle.
>>5092514This makes no sense. A thatch roof could not support the weight of a horse! How would a horse even get up there?
>>5092873>he doesn't know that gravity doesn't apply to horses
>>5092873Eric threw her up there
>>5092616Imagine being with your mare wife like this
>>5092950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8CA6fUG9Do
Just imagine if horses were actually real
>>5093014Horses were real, they were wiped out in the Tartarian Mud Flood and they've been trying to keep their existence quiet ever since. All our knowledge of them has been reconstructed through ancient cave paintings that somehow survived.
Sorro gose os thos tho hors gonorol
>>5093016my god...the legends were true...
Where can I go to pet and feed horses? Do I just have to go to a petting zoo or something?
>>5093163Simply find a horse and pet it.
>>5093163Just don't go to the heavy petting zoo or it'll be a bad time. Depends where you are, there are a ton of horse experiences you can call up and smoosh some face. I found a horse place in the middle of Amsterdam once. Had a bar and everything. https://dehollandschemanege.nl/
>>5093166>heavy petting zooWhat in the world is a heavy petting zoo?
>>5093167The opposite of a light petting zoo.
>>5093163Yes, or go to a public riding school and tell them you want to pet the horses because you never had pet one before.
>>5093163Don't try and find the horse, instead let the horse find you
>>5093178Is that how the horse distribution system works? They sneak up on your from the bushes?
Thinking about horses at 8am
>>5093215Thinking about horses at midnight
>>5093223>>5093215If you own horse the horse thoughts are near constant. I blame the spores...
>>5093224Yep is the horse spores, an acceptable side effect for such powerful anti-depressive effect.
>>5093223>IT'S YOUR ONE WHEY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT
>>5092620>>5092656>>5092767>>5092831
i HATE horses
>>5093250It's okay, we love you donkeys too
>>5093252i also HATE donkeys
>>5093254Then fuck off, tapir, you're not cool enough
>>5093256>>5093241We lost two more bros, they are now in the big pasture in the sky
>>5092616A y guesses why that deceased horse is dressed up as a fox? Was he undercover and got got?
>>5093406They're looking up at us and neighing.
>>5093498>They're looking up at us>uptfw those horses got sent to horse hell for their horse crimes
>>5093511>horse hellYou're giving me minor PTSD flashbacks to when I read The Heavenly Horse of the Outermost West.
>>5093511You misunderstand. Horse heaven is human hell.
WOOLY HORSE WOOLY HORSE
>>5093594A worse?
>>5093594
>>5093611mighty peculiar foal there
>>5093627That's his wife. That's where wooly horses come from.
Put the oats in the bag and nobody gets hurt
honse
>>5093171>go to public riding school and tell them you want lessons>they go out of their way to make you pet the horses all over every time
>>5092616I dont get how people can like an animal thats so passiveIts the same with bunnies they eat AND stand around
>>5094041Not everyone needs constant external stimulation, ADHD-kun.
>>5094041Bunnies also go sque sque sque thump thump thump
>>5093664How would a horse hold a gun?
>>5094104
I've been frequenting these threads lately, but I barely ever interacted with any horses, I don't think I even touched one despite working at a horse place for some time and having one standing right over me as I fixed some stuff in the paddocks.
>>5094138the germans had little covers for their helmettpoints? how adorable
>>5094154Next time TOUCH THE HORSE
Don't throw stones on glass horses
>>5094333While not fully understood this glass horse will be dropped into the Sargasso Sea and make it's long migration to land to mature. Then the mature horse will one day return to this point to breed.
tragedy in only three images
>>5094352seahorses?????????
>>5094397It's always worth a try
>>5094803They're just enthusiastic about the game of tag.
>>5094333absolutely magical
>>5094333this is what happens inside pregnant mares
>>5094462would u care for some fruit salad?
>>5094877Tricked again
>>5094041You probably haven't interacted with horses, and DEFINITELY haven't interacted with bunnies.
horse bros, the cowchads are looks mogging us with their glittery bovines, what are we going to do?
>>5094927Horses already look better without any glitter. We've already won.
>>5094400Twilight is that you?
>>5094927This doesn't improve things.
>>5094927would
>>5094935oh FUCK
tfw forgot to completely coat myself in equine appeasement gel and got pulled apart like soft bread the second I stepped in the paddock.
>>5092767are those the wild horses on Eastern Shore, MD? they look quit tame here.
>>5094975Huh apparently it's a pheromone mares release to calm foals.
>>5094976Only if you're pure of heart.
>>5094978Explains why I do not feel the need to clack at any horses while I'm wearing it.
>>5094978mareomones...
>>5094979>peace didn't last forever after all
>>5095028Peace COULD last forever. It's a nice thought but humans will always do the wrong thing to horse.
But what about the horses who crave never-ending war?
>>5095059They attend the Grand Combat and pitch their metaphysical powers against their eternal enemy, the human. Have you never been?
>>5095059They get sent to the WH40K universe to wage eternal war against the enemies of the Imperium in the name of the God Emperor of Mankind (The God Emperor of Mankind is a horse btw)
According to the Eclipse Awards, this is THE horse of the year 2025.Thoughts?
>>5094979damn, was his junk alright?
>>5095053Is that also the Maryland horses?
How do you say horse in your language? What is the best term for the horse?
>>5095107BIG coldblood with a soft nose. It's like heroin must feel like.
>>5095064Horse racing is a very brutal sport that is getting a lot of good press because of that anime, I like seeing people talk more about horses but I also dislike the normie understanding of horsemanship coming from that industry.>>5095062Kino picture
Nosecannons locked and loaded
>>5095107>>5095110Lena a cute
a while ago I watched a clip about the biggest horse in the world and it's absolutely insane how much it costs to just feed it. we're so damn lucky that there are still people who keep big draft horses on this planet even though the numbers are definitely decreasing
>>5095209Wow he's so big it looks like photoshop.
>>5095233>geldingThey could have produced the biggest horses ever but chose to do the usual human retard shit
>>5095234>BUT IF I SELFLESSLY GIVE BACK TO ALL HUMANITY THEN I CANT HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5093254Who could hate donkeys?
>>5095253>dat lipJust march in and demand relaxation.
>>5095253Kinda got watery eyes watching this for some reason. What a good friend.
>>5095282Maybe you realized how easy it'd be to be truly happy if you had an equine friend that showed up. Get a miniature donkey before you end up like that guy in the last unicorn that got really mad he was old and bitter before the unicorns showed up.
>>5095064Looks like horse
>>5095064I like going to those places where they dress them up and they dance for you. I still don't know how they get them to do half of it.
>>5095064
Horsefags whats your opinion on mythical connection of horses to water ?
>>5095318They spend the first few years of their life in water and if they live a pure life return to the water. Kelpies are a result of a pure hearted horse that has been twisted by evil things. White mares at sea are the spirits of dead horse priestesses and queens.
I'm going to Japan soon on business and I'm looking for horse events for my downtime. I'm a month shy of the Fukushima horse party.
>>5095109hoers
>>5095315slutty
why is frodo letting the honse eat his froot loops
>>5095318I couldn't give you archetypal mythological reasons for their connection to water but I can tell you what I think. Horses are very beautiful and ethereal yet also powerful and noble. You feel a closeness to divinity when you are with them but also at the same time this tender, personal closeness like you would with say a dog or a cat, it is part of why they take such a hold on certain people. Water and bodies of water are the same way in a sense, they have physical depth and power to them especially if they are larger. They can be beautiful, serene, ethereal, and almost noble. Crossing over or through a large enough body of water is often a transformative experience, both signifying personal change and literally making you wet or temporarily surrounded by it. It is a natural end point of thing and the beginning of another, the water itself is transitory and your journey with it is temporary, but your time after and before is punctuated by it. I think tying water to horses in this sense is trying to intensify a less obvious connection between them, however, that being the transformative effect of horses on any individual. The same way water demarcates different periods of our life so to does the horse, it carries you from one point to another in a literal sense but also in a spiritual one, you are forever changed. It is conceptually similar to the idea the adage that no man ever walks through the same river twice>it is not the same river>he is not the same man
>>5095318Kittlesen's work is always nice, but he went so fucking hard with this pic.
>>5095318Hippocampus: Also “hippokampos,” “hippocampe (ἱπποκάμμπή),” or “hippocamp,” meaning roughly “horse sea monster.”14 They looked like horses with fish or serpentine tails instead of hindquarters. Rather than eating mortals, they were said to draw the chariot of Poseidon, Greek god of the ocean and of horses.
>>5095331They are though. I have a very early memory of six identical black mares dressed up and dancing and running about and l was looking around at the crowd like "what? I know this is wrong."
for me it's donkeysthey look fun and actually have personalities
>>5095439You truly are an ASS. Your affinity towards the donkey is unsurprising.
>>5095107hussy
>>5095343A reservation at Horsia? How'd he swing that?
I hope the horse energy finds you today. I lost it for months and my life was in the deepest pits. I finally got it back and it's like walking into the sun after years trapped under a hell rock.
>>5095109>How do you say horse in your language?lĂł
On all levels except physical, I am a horse>*farts*
Professional horse people hate them for some reason but I think white sclera horses look magical. Creepy in a good way.
>>5096112My guess is that they don't like them because those eyes are more expressive and piercing and that irritates them when they slap, whip and overall do their """horsemanship""" manhandling faggotry.
>>5096112
>>5096112They eyes sometimes looks human like I'm not surprised it's looks creepy
>>5096112Do they? IMO only white iris on white sclera looks weird.
>>5096171Centaurs are hot and all, but what if they made something like a centaur but without that gross human half?
>>5095767Perd
>>5096182Why not Pferd
>>5096177like this?
>>5096204Because he's a Perdophile
how it feels to be a fat retard
>you were working as a neightress in a cocktail bar
>>5095234Geldings actually tend to grow taller than stallions. The basic gist of it is that the lack of testosterone means geldings go through puberty at a much slower rate and thus have more time to grow before the bones fuse properly. That being said, stallions are still more muscular and heavier overall so it evens out in the end.
>>5096500i'm a fat retard and i do not enjoy life as much as that horse does
>>5096500fat, or heavily pregnant?
>>5096630A little bit of both.
>>5096630
>>5096630They cannot
Thinking about horses again today.
>>5096698There's a horse AND its rider in there
Feed me to the mares and I'll come back a father
>>5096806
>>5096806You won't be able to handle the maremones. No one can.
beeeg stretchy
>>5094397
>>5092831Common misconception
>>5097043such a lust for minerals
Behold, a horse!
>>5097112AI is the devil's work I swear
>>5097112>no hooves
I tried to draw one of these creatures
>>5097337Cute. Reminds me of moomin
I was reading the memoirs of the Baron de Marbot earlier and there was this pretty hardcore anecdote about his warhorse, a mare named Lisette. She got two kills at the battle of Eylau. Apparently bit one guys entire face off and then disemboweled another one. Took a wound but survived the battle. What a horse.
>>5097350Lisette is one of the greatest mares attested. Not only did she kill a stable boy for abusing her and 2 or 3 Russian Soldiers in the Napoleonic wars, but she carried Marbot to safety after he got knocked insensate at least once, and once the war was over, she retired and settled down enough to be used as a riding instruction horse for the children of one of Marbot’s friends. Literally peak equine performance.
>>5097337Captured the fury
The fugitives are finally going where they belong.
>I was told there would be white water rafting
>>5097367What would happen to a horse that based today?
>>5097406Made into an anime girl for her deeds, later euthanized for killing and eating the face of a weeb who came to her farm and disregarded the visitor guidelines (her modern-day equivalent of Marbot would die in an armed standoff against police after he shot at animal services coming to put her down)
One of Epstein's friends had a large horse. 18 hands.>sent using blackberryhttps://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02412762.pdf
>>5097422It's sad that horses are no longer allowed to kill humans for glory.But good that they dont have to die in wars (except Russian ones).
>>5097470They better not have been bad to the horse.
>>5097387>Be horse>Exist outside the designated horse containment zone for one nanosecond>Immediately arrested being a horse is suffering
My dog got into the bag of german muffins. Will he become horse now?
>>5097475
Good youtube channels?
>>5097496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLzTS9Bh3xIwww.youtube.com/watch?v=hP05BgYyz_ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fby-7z_JpEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEo3moSNB1I
>>5097500>channelsOnly one of those is a channel with more than one horse video, and that one's all just silly memes, most of which are reposts of stuff I've seen here already..
>>5097387okay but those crime stoppers clearly only forbid humans. wait til the ECLU hears of this and get ready to pony up some major restitution
>>5097496None that I have found, most people either make it a brand or are too autistic or innawoods to really be interested. Best I have found are scattered boomers with uploads from 10 years ago in 240p, they will come to you naturally through the algorithm if you are patient but youtube prunes your subscriptions to their dead channels for some very smart and modern reason.
I wish we could get car-free sundays back. I wish for a time when I could just ride to places I need to go to, the shops, work and whatnot. Snow days gets the closest to that and walking to the shops when it's too much to drive is really nice. Would be nicer with an equine pal.
>>5097506The algorithm just wants to feed me bullshit with clickbait titles. Comes from having kids in the house sharing my IP, I suppose.
Today is International Zebra Day!
>>5097584I salute with a tribute!Today is also the 4chan meltdown day because of le Epstein. I'm glad /an/ is not affected by this shit. I love you, /an/! I love you, horsefuckers!
>>5097584ZIGGERS OUT
>>5097589Ukrainians stole our word
>>5097589love is love
>>5097592dios mio...el abominacion de la caballeriza...
>>5097595It's actually a funny design. Their stripes look like holograms depending on where you stand the stripes either appear or disappear.
>>5097496im sure this one has plenty of gems
>>5097592Zorses are cute but personally I'm more of a fan of zonkeys. Something about their physical traits jam together more harmoniously than horses+zebras and horses+donkeys, probably because zebras and donkeys are closer related to each other than either is to horses.
greetings, fellow zebra hybrids
>>5097670This is what 80% of horses will look like by 2027 because of pollution
>>5097672Could we wash them to help?
>>5097672this is what the average horse enthusiast is projected to look like by 2023 due to severe exposure to horse spores
>>5093163I tried this in Glendale, CA when I was 20. I went out there with a friend and we were walking around the neighborhood at 9:30p and stumbled upon some horses in a park. We thought "damn, I wish we had apples to feed them" so we came back the next night around the same time and a golf cart pulled up to us. Turns out they were youth pastors or something at a YMCA gig and they said "please don't feed our horses, hop on the cart and we'll give you a ride back to your house" and so we did. Good guys, probably better horses though.
I responded to a call for a cast horse late on Friday. I'm just home from the hospital now. It was a trap and I spent the entire weekend being milked and eaten by a dozen or so semi wild mares. Getting at least a week off to recover though.
>like a ghost in a wishing well
>>5092616Is that a mule?
>>5097739Neigh. Just some prehistoric features.
What goes on in here?
>>5097991Looks like: "Wake up, praise the sun, bro"
>>5097991>What goes on in here?The horse was born with extreamly tiny eyeballs.
How many hands was Mr hands?
>>5098137The horse hated his family so much he got eye reducement surgery so he would see them less.
Where is the best place in the world to horse? There's a great evil here.
Floating horse heads scare me.
>>5098272At home
>Walton-on-the-Neighs>Weston-SupermareWhat other towns are obviously owned by secret horses?
>>5098355
>>5098569How is that horse not full yet?
>>5094352PlopHow do horses be majestic and silly at the same time?
25 years ago my neighbor killed a horse. She called the city and reported the horse for rabies. The horse was shot and there was no follow-up.Now she is joining animal welfare groups for a “cafe with animals”. I’m trying to figure out what to do with her. Any thoughts?
>>5098781All the best things are.
What are some cool things to feed to a horse (that is good for them)?
>>5098875Probably just the classics. Carrots are great and unlike apples aren't overabundant in sugars that can mess with them.If you want something more exotic, i like looking at ingredients of the speciality feed. Give your horse hops. They probably like that, given they like beer.
>>5098812Report her for having rabies.
>>5098812PETA does the same thing. They claim to be for animal welfare then they freeze to death like 90% of the animals they take in.
>>5098891Would one egg be bad for them?
>>5098916Apparently eggs have been fed to them plenty through history. A cooked eggy treat is probably fine
>>5098916Horses dont lay eggs?
>>5098938Not horse eggs! Chicken or duck>>5098936Thanks, someone is getting a egg today.
>>5098938Some kinds of horses definitely lay eggs.
>>5098968That's a roostallion, though, they don't lay eggs, silly person.
>>5098968wtf hippogriff real?
>>5098971Unfortunately I do not have a photograph of the henmare. They are quite camera shy.
>>5095253>>5095269>>5095343>>5097692>>5098345
>>5099108What a good horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V41D0Uczf0Horse Music
>>5099123Ready to fight crime. Batmare
>>5099231Nah, check the tail, that's Catmare, ready to do some crimes until Batstallion notices her.
>>5099108
>>5099275Me with my mare wife
>>5099123>>5099238
>>5099311F
It's Saturday. I think I'll go observe a horse.
>>5099376were you successful?
horse
>>5099456Yes! I went and watched the two pleasantly fat ponies on the way out of town near the sugar shed. I smoked some cigars and drank my elaborate soup out a flask. Good way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
>>5099526is bacon good for horses?
>>5099536The fresher the better.
What's her damn problem?
>>5099714small mares always have a seething jealousy of mares larger than them since larger mares are closer to the divine form of the blessed megamare
>>5099728there is no way our sun is THAT small
>>5099781It's a nice size. You want to see small go out to proxima centurai (where they keep the centaurs). Now THAT'S a dinky little star.
>>5099714Just a kid being rowdy while mom's working. I'm sure she got a stern talking to afterwards.
My social media has mostly been giving me cute animal/horse content and recently it's been showing me stallion farms and retirement sanctuaries recently so I've been seeing lots of photos and videos of mares nuzzling their new babies or the kids playing around outside for the first time.
>>5100043I wrote the internet and asked them to show more foals. >my associates are saying they get more horse content and blame interacting with me
>>5099311I want to sleep with a mini horse.
>>5100068There's a hotel in england that makes that happen
Pick your mare!
>>5100422No, I don't think I will.
>>5100422What is that coat colour called where it's dark flesh under white fur so you just see the dark noses and other parts?
>>5100429no need to be fussy, Allofthem is a perfectly valid mare to pick
>>5100429> 6 mares
O-oh hi Anon you're home early
>>5100448Grey.
>>5100490
Just think; the last ever foal that will ever be born will be made soon. Aeons of darkness on either side but for a brief time you lived with horses. It's sad but nice at the same time. It's a curse to exist forever for most creatures.
>>5100652
>>5100652I hate how I can't be sure anymore if this is actually real
>>5100677Horses aren't real, you should know this by now
>>5100672The comfort must be absolutely out of this world for an animal who only knows hard ground or semi hard grass
>>5100677Fake. The left side of the blinds is fucky. You can also see distortions on details lik the horse's eyes or his nose if you look closely.
>>5100796Or just notice there's no way two horses of that size fit on that bed when you can see the left edge right there behind that horse's neck
>>5100672>actually grabs the blanket and pulls it over lmao
>>5100677Either AI upscaled or just AI generated, the whole thing has a weird unnatural blurriness to it.
>>5100677>>5100796>>5100872I think what gives it away is the absolutely frozen horses. Even when sleeping there's some eye or ear twitch occasionally.
>>5100874Also the strange rusty wall similar to an old trailer, and it has thin metal blinds. They would get destroyed by horses.
>>5100830They understand the art of comf
>>5100909it's just another piece of the puzzle. don't freak out once you realize how damn close horses are to humans in the way they're built and function.
>>5100982I always knew we had parts compatibility
>>5100982>mustaches, no penis bone, sweat, vacuum drinking, long flowing head hair, no rumen and reticulumAnd all horse blood and horsemones work in humans.
What did they mean by this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNd4eocq2K0
>>5101091Maresonal
>>5101085most meds are also the same just dosed differently for size
>>5100874The give away for me is how there is no volume for the horses’ bodies.
>>5101136I assumed their bodies hang out to the sides of the blanket (not shown) and only their front legs are under there but it's still too filled and puffy for that.
>>5101136You know all about the volume of horse bodies, eh, anon?
>>5101133I can confirm horse electrolyte powder is very cheap and edible. I also tried biscuits but they gave me a stomach ache due to raw rice bran. Be careful because some horse products use different methods that aren't safe for humans. One example is human oral thrush is treated with antifungals, and some horse products use formaldahyde.
>>5101244See? They can't lay down or they die.
wtf they can read?!?!
>>5101248Who do you think Japanese Horse Comics are for?
What does it mean for when "Horses are eating each other"? My colleague said it's a sign of something bad.
>>5101253Horse cannibalism is usually witnessed prior to a civilizational collapse
>>5101253are you sure they're not just cogrooming? they use their teeth to "comb" their grooming partner
>>5101295I think it's from some religious text. The horses turn and eat each other and that's what makes the world end.
Horses love OBSERVING things. I wonder sometimes why they like looming and looking at things so much.
>>5101548It's always fun back home, you look out the kitchen windows at the horses in the stables and they are just curiously looking back at us, following as you move from window to window. Feels a little closer to the family, rather than having them put away in another closed building by themselves.
