/an/ humor thread
>>5095628i find frogs and toads to be just utterly detestable. disgusting creatures. especially the larger ones
>>5095758
>>5095628Imagine the amount of flies it had to eat to produce that amount
>>5096954
>>5095628Why does my asshole hurts just looking at this?
>>5097543Because you ran out of lube and forged ahead anyway
>>5095627Orcas are obviously aliens
>>5095628literally me
>>5095627They're in the infraorder Cetacea.
>>5099301>>5099307>>5099310You fuck animals we get it
>>5099318dogs
>>5095627Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "an humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>5097543Because of your fiber-poor diet.
>>5099332anhumornazibros... it's over. we should have made a choice
>>5100083>always ignore comment with quasi beastiality pic>see comment>read what replying toWhy didn't I stick to the plan?
>>5099502I bet you Mitty would live longer than the average toadline tho
>>5100192thats why they've been around so long
>>5099501
>>5100197modern day job market is brutal
Does anyone have the picture some anon made of the chud fish saying “millions must dry”?
>>5095628The omega lock. MF lost 1/3 of his bodyweight.
>>5095758Frog board
>>5100226Barn owl porn must be like JAV to the average owl.
>>5095628That lightweight feeling he gets from that must've been euphoric
>>5095758A frog I can understand but to have such hubris as to think yourself above the majestic toad is unfathomable. Our amphibian friends have been here long before humanity, they had mastered evolution far before we came down from the tree tops and I dare say they'll be here long after we're gone too.
>>5095627Gene-namers have done irrevocable damage to our vocabulary. We use to just name things by what they do or what they are like (Things much more important to your average interaction with animals) but then genefags came along and went >ERM ACKHSHUALLLY Condors didnt come from Vultures so they shouldnt be called a VULTURES. Even though they are both bald big carrion eaters. And unless you are doing gene studies, That's what's actually matters more. Gene-tards are pedants.WHALES ARE FISH AND BATS ARE BIRDS. Shrimple as.
>>5099332Marian (((Engel)))
>>5095688Slay the princess.jpg
>>5099502kek
>>5100567Kek
>>5102064you just know
>>5100169>when indoor farming goes too far
>>5102065says non dog owners all the time, which says more about you than us
>>5100226Sent this to my mom and brother and got a laff out of them
>>5102211>the joke is pornography!You sent that to your family?
>>5100437Geg, frog and toadcacas are fucking retarded
I liked that video with the baby monkey and the drill.
>>5102497Shit taste. That slop can't compare to the true classics such as Jeve hanging herself with the pacifier or Mundo getting stuck in every single object imaginable
>>5095628Imagine the smell
>>5095628>Be predator>Devour frog in a single bite because you're an animal>It tastes like shit because a third of its bodyweight is shit>Never eat a frog againBrilliant survival strategy.
>>5102484They live in a turn-based RPG
>HumorAll I have is a million pities.
>>5105703wtf is this real?
>>5100197we are so back
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>>5095758They mostly are, except the poisonous ones, those are cute
>>5106342Top, fish draw in water through the mouth and water passes out through the gills.
>>5100197
The Jew fears the indoor chicken farmer
>>5106367>owl, bee (behind)i don't get it
>>5106342>>5106372Neither since fish live in the water which would put out the blunt
>>5106769>chickenThose are clearly pigeons though
>>5106784>owl bee back
>>5106797...oh. i thought this was supposed to be a humor thread
>>5106802Speak it out loud with a deep voice
