>Puma eats 18 chickens in one night>refuses to elaborate>leavessee that face? that's the face of a big cat who has accomplished his biggest dream
>Finally, I've eaten all the chickens. Yet I still feel empty inside.
i would hunt her and then make a salami out of that puma.
apparently there were 19 chickens, only one survived to tell the tale. imagine watching all your siblings be devoured in front of you and there's nothing you can do.
>>5096784Me when I get pizza hut
>>5096798chickens are too dumb to care
>>5096798Chicken probably ate the scraps
>>5096784>Screencap in disgusting third world monkey language
>>5096784What a fat piece of shit
>>5097218Peruvian pumas are actually larger than northern American pumas.
>>5096798The survivor was the only chicken, everyone else faced the puma
if it were my chickens id be having puma sex
>>5096798Time to become a cougar slayer
>>5096805>t. idiot who knows nothingmy smartest chicken is smarter than a dog/cat
>>5097863if you shed even a single drop of blood in front of your chicken it will peck you to death
>>5097863Kek chicken are biorobots compared to the dumbest feline
foxes and weasels do this all the time, they get into a blood frenzy and just kill everything even if they dont eat it
>>5096798>apparently there were 19 chickens, only one survived to tell the tale.That's how mountain lions work. Just like the viet cong. They could sneak in past the wire, slit everyone's throat except one guy, so he could tell the rest and be traumatized for life.
>>5096798"Go, tell your people what happened here"
I worked at a tractor supply for a while, nearly every week I'd be talking to someone come in to replace their birds because some predator got them. One lady had a bear bust into her coop and ate 29 out of 30 birds, the lone survivor was wedged up in a corner of the roof with half its feathers missing.
>>5097947Yup. Had a mongoose kill 10 pullets overnight. He came back for them the next day, I killed him & 10 more over the following two days. They aint Rikki-Tikki-Tavi: vicious little bastards.
>>5097871big if true
>>5097218the owners of the chickens were honorary arian race hippies
>>5096784>Has anyone seen by chickens? I swear I locked them up before I went inside.>Conspicuously-chicken-shaped-Puma: Nope!
