Previously on /jef/ >>5090210Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
Only got old stuff for now, hard to tell which has been posted so some of these could be repeats
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>>5100108today is my birthday, I want jefrey to congratulate me please!
>>5100129And how old might you be now, young man?
>>5100103jef lookin kinda long here
>>5100131I'm only 480 months old
>>5100136Congrats on making it to the big 4-0, I hope you are not a grand wizard
>>5100133he a tad long
>>5100095>>5100096>>5100098>>5100099DO NOT POINT AT JEF I WILL CALL THE POLICE
>>5100137but I am
>>5100139>may i offer you a nice egg during these trying times?
>>5100102dumb idiot forgot how to drink water
i point at the peanut
>>5100139gato con juevos
>>5100096The eternal standoff...
>>5100165he'd prefer you didn't
>>5100108what secret is he telling capy?
>>5100105>>5100104jef doing hard time in solitary confinement
>>5100282Lets hope he doesnt kill himself...
>>5100307jef is used to the industrial prison catplex. capy is his celly and he's the shotcaller
>>5100314does jef even have his license?
>>5100327No, that's one reason why he's in prison.
>>5100314look at him, basking in the gloriousness of not being in shotgun, but being in the drivers seat lapI BET YOU CANT DO THAT OP
>>5100327No, but he never cared much about rules >>5100349He broke out of prison about a year and a half ago>>5100353For some reason he always likes being on the driver’s lap. He did it to my wife’s friend in her car as well.
>>5100393sneak up and tickle his little feet. i bet he HATES it.
>>5100356Jef was an ugly baby and he's still weird looking.
>>5100414how bout i come to your house and beat you up
>>5100414it's true
>>5100314>those scratch marks on her armmaybe she should stop pointing at the jef?
>>5100414
>>5100665he looks so festive
>>5100665he looks so gay
>>5100702you'll be the gay one after i come to your house and have my way with you.
>>5100658Why is this man so ZESTY
Here’s a classic
>>5100860what the frick
>>5100840"please throw him back in the garbage where you found him"-big orang
>>5100860he's gonna get graped :(
>>5100840to be fair, jefff is a menace
>>5100842>>5100843>>5100844>>5100845>>5100846>>5100847jef is such a little shit sometimes
>>5101077He always is
>>5101315did you get back from ladyboyland?
>>5100862how did his eyes start blue but turn yellow?
>>5101366Nope I’m still here >>5101491AFAIK all cats are born with blue eyes that change into their final color as they reach adulthood
