Previously on /jef/ >>5090210Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
Only got old stuff for now, hard to tell which has been posted so some of these could be repeats
>>5100095
>>5100108today is my birthday, I want jefrey to congratulate me please!
>>5100129And how old might you be now, young man?
>>5100103jef lookin kinda long here
>>5100131I'm only 480 months old
>>5100136Congrats on making it to the big 4-0, I hope you are not a grand wizard
>>5100133he a tad long
>>5100095>>5100096>>5100098>>5100099DO NOT POINT AT JEF I WILL CALL THE POLICE
>>5100137but I am
>>5100139>may i offer you a nice egg during these trying times?
>>5100102dumb idiot forgot how to drink water
i point at the peanut
>>5100139gato con juevos
>>5100096The eternal standoff...
>>5100165he'd prefer you didn't
>>5100108what secret is he telling capy?
>>5100105>>5100104jef doing hard time in solitary confinement
>>5100282Lets hope he doesnt kill himself...
>>5100307jef is used to the industrial prison catplex. capy is his celly and he's the shotcaller
>>5100314does jef even have his license?
>>5100327No, that's one reason why he's in prison.
>>5100314look at him, basking in the gloriousness of not being in shotgun, but being in the drivers seat lapI BET YOU CANT DO THAT OP
>>5100327No, but he never cared much about rules >>5100349He broke out of prison about a year and a half ago>>5100353For some reason he always likes being on the driver’s lap. He did it to my wife’s friend in her car as well.
>>5100393sneak up and tickle his little feet. i bet he HATES it.
>>5100356Jef was an ugly baby and he's still weird looking.
>>5100414how bout i come to your house and beat you up
>>5100414it's true
>>5100314>those scratch marks on her armmaybe she should stop pointing at the jef?
>>5100414
>>5100665he looks so festive
>>5100665he looks so gay
>>5100702you'll be the gay one after i come to your house and have my way with you.
>>5100658Why is this man so ZESTY
Here’s a classic
>>5100860what the frick
>>5100840"please throw him back in the garbage where you found him"-big orang
>>5100860he's gonna get graped :(
>>5100840to be fair, jefff is a menace
>>5100842>>5100843>>5100844>>5100845>>5100846>>5100847jef is such a little shit sometimes
>>5101077He always is
>>5101315did you get back from ladyboyland?
>>5100862how did his eyes start blue but turn yellow?
>>5101366Nope I’m still here >>5101491AFAIK all cats are born with blue eyes that change into their final color as they reach adulthood
>>5100861he's so cute i wanna eat him
i had a bad day. i need some jef pics
>>5102049Really scrounging since I’m not home still, but let me find you a few
cancel jefrey now
>>5102123why
>>5102125he's mean
>>5102130
does your wife know there's a bunch of people on the internet obsessed with your weird cat
>>5102248Obsessed is a rather strong characterization, anon. We enjoy jef.
>>5102248Yeah but not the exact extent. Honestly I don’t even know how many people are around, whether it’s just a few or a lot
>>5102253I think your wife should be proud that you are bringing joy to peoples lives, even if its in a small way. You should probably be compensated sexually for your generosity of spirit.Tell her I said so.
>>5102268I’ll show her a screenshot of this post
>>5102268this. jef threads are all i've got. she should give it to you 10x per day. it's only fair.
>>5102253jef is a crossover success. i've seen him on /pw/ and /x/ as a thread image.
>>5100095So cute
>>5102137>shitting with the door open
>>5102288tbf I wasn’t shitting, I wake up early in the morning, earlier than my wife, and to prevent him from 1. Screaming outside the bathroom door and waking her up, and 2. Not jumping up on the toilet into my piss stream, I do my morning piss with the door open and sitting down, because he gets extremely excited when I wake up in the morning. >>5102282I’ve seen him on the threads people have linked here, and I think I also seen him on /int/ once or twice>>5102268>>5102281She didn’t gove me much reaction other than she thought it was funny, but since I’ve been gone so long I’m sure it’ll be on once I’m home
>>5102292jef is gonna be so excited when you get home. you gotta film it
>>5102296I will if I remember to
>>5102298did you get all the mineral samples in thailand that you needed for your government chemical research job?
>>5102300I wish I had a job that dope. If anyone is monitoring this thread who can offer me a gig like that, hit me up
>>5102303government contract work actually kinda sucks. so much bullshit red tape and micromanaging. the pay is nice tho
>>5102298he probably thinks youre dead. because you know... hes a cat
>>5102333which is why jef is gonna FLIP when he comes home. it'd be like someone coming back from the dead. he's gonna be like>...>MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRAAAAAAUUUUWWWWW
where's the jef
>>5102930I’m still away from home and got about another 10 days or so til I’m back, so you guys will have to be a little patient. But Jef is fine, I saw him on video last night.
>>5102936TEN days? you said you'd be gone like two fuckin weeks! the hell are you doing there? what kinda married man takes a month-long "vacation" to thailand without his wife? both Jef and God know exactly what you're doing there
>>5100860>>5100862Man Jef was an UGLY kitten
>>5103060Look man, let me put it to you this way: my life fucking rules. It’s why I don’t get mad at trolls. If I want to fuck off to a tropical island for a few weeks? Wife tells me to go have fun. If she wants to take a couple weeks in Japan? I tell her cya in a couple weeks, go have fun. It’s not that we never do these things together, it’s just that it’s 1. Hard for our schedules to sync up, and 2. Who is going to watch Jef? It’s not like I’m out fucking prostitutes, I’m being a cheap bastard and basically hobomaxxing for less than $1,000 for a month, because fuck winter, and also, because I can.
>>5103144you're out there bumping uglies with thai dudeladies. we all know how cheap it is. $7USD per romp. jef would be disgusted
>>5103144I would like to point out that I do not in fact think you are out there fucking ladyboys with that being said if you dont pay for a blowjob from one, you might be a little gay
>>5103144stop having sex with ladyboys
>>5100095OMG JEFREY <3
>>5103200I know
>>5103233so you DID pay for a bj from a ladyboy whore?
Of course he didnt, retard. Can you morons shut the fuck up about ladyboys, holy fuck. Get a fucking grip, its not interesting to obsess over Thai prostitutes of any gender, you dumb fags. Shit like this is why you shouldnt tell these morons anything, OP.
>>5103246No idea what you're talking about..
>>5103144You leave Jef for a month at a time? ): Who will stop your wife from pointing at him? She's probably pointing at him right now...Jef is so scared
>>5103246I don’t really mind honestly. As I said before I’m unbothered. My life rules. If you guys break my balls or not, I’ll still post some Jef
>>5100103My cock is rock and I nearly ripped the head off jerkin it to your ankles bro nohomo
>>5103276
>>5103254Jef is not being pointed at, I just saw him on video chat
>>5103294qts
>>5103294jef side-eyeing big orang for the perfect time to attac
>>5103233he got too fat
let's all point at fat jef
>>5103330jef would be very upset
Not sure if Jef actually got fat or if it’s just the camera angle. It’s possible that during Chinese new year my wife’s family was giving him table scraps constantly.
>>5103497it is the year of the tiger after all. jef has to bulk
>>5103500I believe it’s horse
>>5103544SHUT UP NERD
>>5103549
A side profile worthy of its own shiny gold coin
>>5103703Is he enjoying that? I can't tell
>>5103699jef and the killer..
>>5103705why is he behaving
>>5103718>behavingmaybe only for a split second
>>5103699uboa?
>>5103700nice
>>5103699your wife looks very spooky :(
>>5103702He's honestly smaller then I thought, good to see his got a healthy weight.My cato has another visit 2morrow to check the Weight he's getting closer the 5kg goal
>>5103912i think jef was the runt of his litter. plus, he was abandoned and malnourished. makes sense he's small
>>5103914I tend to agree. It’s probably why he was dumped in the first place. I can only speculate because there was nothing medically wrong with him, so why dump him in some bushes outside an animal hospital? Possibly a dickhead breeder who decided Jef wasn’t worth the money to raise up. He did grow up to have a Napoleon complex though
>>5103947jeffrey being caught with his hands on big orange>no human, dont worry. its called a love choke
>>5103947Any comparison with the Emperor is praiseworthy
>>5103947usually the runts are spunky little fucks
>>5103730Is it true Jef gets a new stripe on his tail every time he kills a man?
>>5103947He knows what he does...
Jeff is pretty good
>>5104006Why don’t you come pet him so we can find out
>>5104050*point at him
>>5103947>>5103952Napoleon was average height for his time. You fell for British propaganda.
>>5104082Lets not split hairs. The man was short. Its fine. Nobody would defend the Emperor more than I. Napoleon himself thought tall men were superior, thats why his Imperial Guard had a height requirement. He what he was and wasnt.
>>5104091>The man was short.Short to us. Not to his contemporaries.
>>5104108>generally requiring soldiers to be at least 5'8" (1.73 m) to 5'10" (1.78 m) tall. These requirements were significantly above the average French male height of the early 19th century (approx. 5'5")The implication of the critical value being 5'8" means that anything below that is explicitly "not tall". Or said another way, short.
>>5104082>>5104091>>5104108>>5104113take it to >>>/his/you fucking dorks. talk about jef .
>>5104113I don't care what the army requirements were. Napoleon himself was average.
>>5104156Do you know how to read? I explained it to you. Look the big words up on google. Moron.
>>5104164can you program the collar to shock him every time he does a war crime?
>>5104166Nah, it would probably ruin him so I wouldn’t consider it
>>5104158I'm talking about Napoleon. You brought up the French army and Imperial Guard. Why? I don't know. It's irrelevant to his height. I'm not sure why you're having a tantrum right now.
For the record, OP here, I literally couldn’t care less about Napoleon or his soldiers’ heights and am not part of that argument
>>5104170>still doesn't get itJesus fucking christ, you retard. I'm not wasting any more of my time brow beating your stupid ass. Figure it out or don't. I don't care.
>>5104202based napoleon complex haver
>>5104202To reiterate again, my problem was only with Napoleon and his height. Why you brought up other things for no reason, I'll never know; I can't relate to low IQ individuals. Anyway this conversation is over. Don't bother replying again because I'm not reading it. I know you will anyway though. I can already hear you typing through your tears.
>>5104200HOW IS CAPY FLOATING
>>5104217born from an egg on a mountain topthe punkiest capy that ever popped
>>5104217Some spoopy shit going on while I’ve been gone
>>5104242You should play a funny prank on your wife and convince her that the place is haunted. Gaslight her for like 6 months, then be like-GOTCHA! you got PRANKED!
>>5104245There’s exactly a 0% chance I coukd accomplish that
>>5104321put him on a diet
>>5104323floating capy makes me uneasy
>>5104321Why do you have so many fckin oranges
>>5104316get down from there jef you fool
>>5104397>sixteen >"sO mAnY oRaNgEs!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!"That's a perfectly reasonable number of oranges. You'd probably have a coronary if you saw all the produce I've got stocked right now, including oranges.
>>5104415Sixteen oranges is an inordinate amount. Five or six is sufficient
>>5104415People just gift that shit during CNY. It’s like receiving candy during easter or something
Jeffrey Epstein the cat
>>5104447my old friend jef, the financier?
>>5104445jef nodding off from all the oranges
>>5104487Nerve gas in the oranges
>>5104397the chinese worship fruithttps://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35461265
>>5104415YO THIS NIGGA EATIN ORANGES
>>5104498Those are oranges not mangos
>>5104503i've got some mangos for you>points to penis and balls
>>5104503Those are fruits not objects of worshipWhy do you think i wrote fruit and not orangesWhat, do you think youre smart or something? You are a drooling fucking retard. An utterly stupid, degenerate, inbred moron. You are so fucking stupid you should have forgotten to breathe at some point. You are such a dumb piece of fucking retarded shit. Fucking illiterate fucking moron. Go kill yourself, the average IQ in the world will go up by 50 points. Fucking dipshit.
>>5104506damn OP settle down
>>5104507Im not OP
>>5104506Who hurt you?
>>5104514he envies your reserves of citrus
>>5104413do not hinder jef's faustian spirit
please refrain from posting jeff's privates
>>5100095JEFREY <3333
Some old slop from when I was trying to generate a Crockett and Tubbs situation
>>5104680Tell your wife to charge her damn phone. It's freaking me out.
>>5104701Rude
my nam jef
>>5104415lmao>here youre an exotic fruit, like an orange. which is rare therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rIfJXDgps
>>5104906lmao it's true
>>5104418It absolutely is not. When I posted >>5104415 the other day, we had that many. We're down to ten and that's after nobody had any yesterday.We'll probably be down to five by sundown tonight
Took this one today before I left this particular place. I’m heading home day after tomorrow.
>>5104930>>5104931Why is he so viscous?
>>5104983He hates being pointed at
>>5104988That doesn't explain his viscosityhe's practically a non-newtonian fluid
>>5105017shut up you know what I meant
>>5105019Pointing is rude and jef values courtesy
>>5104930>>5104931hope he fukken bites u
>>5100356gremling
>>5105179Is he about to say a bad word?
>>5105199He was threatening to say the N word unless I gave him his Capy back
>>5105203blackmail him
>>5105203jef looks like he says the n word a lot
I’m back home
>>5105542What a first pic back, welcome home OP
>>5100095Why are you a woman?
>>5105542was jef like AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH when you got back?
>>5105584Not really, he was happy to see me but didn’t freak out or anything.
>>5105660Thats expected, cats dont do that kind of thing. Give him a treato for us.
>>5105660did you and the wife do the old....heheheheheh.... sex?
>>5105670I can neither confirm or deny
>>5105674having sex with girls is so gross. YUCK. i wouldn't wanna do that.
>>5105681I don’t blame you, girls are gross
Can a doctor explain why his ears are weird?
>>5105850his ears look perfectly normal for a cat named Jef
>>5105912Creamsicle is so done with his chicanery
>>5105912GOTTEM! jef rules
>>5105912>most of the world is cat ears. one day I will be the one to fold them
>>5105912Folded ear supremacy
>>5105744you must stink for jef to pull such a face.
does jef know he is funny looking
>>5105994jef knows that he is handsy boy
>>5105994say that to my face fucker not online see what happens-Jef
>>5105912jef is evil i hate him
>>5106006You ever put empty toilet paper rolls on his legs so he looks like an armored cat
>>5105984>>5105985>Venezuela. Nicolas Maduro gets captured by american soldiers, circa 2026, colorized
jefrey, he’s the catJ E F F F F ears fold like this finger points like thatJ E F F F Fjefrey, he’s the cat!
>>5106091The thought never crossed my mind. Maybe for Halloween
>>5106251Mighty and terrible beast
>>5106251why is he so melodramatic?
Cool cat.
>>5106251most normal Jef reaction
>>5106492>stupid humans yelled at me for smacking big orang on the nose
>>5106494Actually that was when I was playing with old orange and not him
>>5106496The utter betrayal..
fuuuuuck I miss my cat. But I can’t look at pictures of him. Give Jef a point for me.
>>5106504Why can’t you look at pictures of him?
>>5106496>>5106492he looks PISSED
>>5106706i hope jef bites her toe as revenge for all the pointing
>>5105771This little bugger makes my day
Im in a pretty bad mood today but looking at jef makes me feel a little better
>>5106755how can you have a bad day when every day is the best day of jef's life?
Will jef be fighting in World War III?
>>5106933jef is a pacifist
>>5106965jef is very clearly going to claim that he was justified attacking big orange because he was worried she would attack him first
>>5106978I don't agree with the semetic insinuation, my good man
>>5106981JEWS JEWS JEWS. thanks dude
>>5106965Nice. We will be brothers in the conscientious objector prison camp.
We need pics of jef vs. a delicious can of tuna
>>5107198He’s spoiled enough as it is, I can’t imagine the pandora’s box that would be unleashed if we gave him that.
>>51072445kg dumbbell? Jef is strong
give him tuna you COWARD
>>5107264No way. He’s already spoiled enough.
give jef tuna or i'm gonna KILL myself and it's gonna be YOUR fault
yeah he wants tuna
if it feels unfair to the other cats, just give them ALL a can of tuna and take pictures. post them here.
i'm so glad OP agreed to give jef a lovely can of tuna. i'm excited to see the pics
