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Anonymous
02/12/26(Thu)00:13:32 No.5100580

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Anonymous 02/12/26(Thu)00:13:32 No.5100580

Why are two-legs always the most overpowered animals?

Anonymous
02/12/26(Thu)00:22:30 No.5100586

Anonymous 02/12/26(Thu)00:22:30 No.5100586

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>>5100580
???

Anonymous
02/12/26(Thu)00:27:12 No.5100587

Anonymous 02/12/26(Thu)00:27:12 No.5100587

>>5100586
>so inferior their only option to defend themselves is sheer size

Anonymous
02/12/26(Thu)14:20:07 No.5100738

Anonymous 02/12/26(Thu)14:20:07 No.5100738

>>5100587
>So inferior they are unkillable giants
huh?

Anonymous
02/12/26(Thu)17:36:11 No.5100759

Anonymous 02/12/26(Thu)17:36:11 No.5100759

turns out respiratory air sacs and bipedalism together are bullshit efficiency hax that allowed theropods to get much bigger than any quadrupedal land predator that ever existed.

Anonymous
02/12/26(Thu)19:15:53 No.5100774

Anonymous 02/12/26(Thu)19:15:53 No.5100774

>>5100580
Four legs good, two legs better.

Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)04:28:56 No.5100825

Anonymous 02/13/26(Fri)04:28:56 No.5100825

>>5100774
So does this mean that snakes and worms are the perfect life-form?

Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)05:21:29 No.5100828

Anonymous 02/13/26(Fri)05:21:29 No.5100828

>>5100580
humans are honorary theropods

Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)06:12:52 No.5100833

Anonymous 02/13/26(Fri)06:12:52 No.5100833

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Think again, fucko
>be crocodilia
>basically unchanged after several million years
>because already perfect

Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)11:15:06 No.5100888

Anonymous 02/13/26(Fri)11:15:06 No.5100888

they aren't

you can generate far greater power with four legs

Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)11:16:21 No.5100889

Anonymous 02/13/26(Fri)11:16:21 No.5100889

>>5100000

Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)11:52:25 No.5100891

Anonymous 02/13/26(Fri)11:52:25 No.5100891

>>5100833
>get used as belts and shoes by two leggers

Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)19:10:16 No.5100999

Anonymous 02/13/26(Fri)19:10:16 No.5100999

>>5100580
Square root law allows for a weapon that’s an order of magnitude stronger and deadlier (mouth) than if it had useless front legs

Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)19:14:39 No.5101002

Anonymous 02/13/26(Fri)19:14:39 No.5101002

>>5100891
but do they look cool?

Anonymous
02/15/26(Sun)15:43:40 No.5101401

Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)15:43:40 No.5101401

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the unstoppable power of the... jerboa

Anonymous
02/15/26(Sun)15:56:02 No.5101404

Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)15:56:02 No.5101404

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Anonymous
02/15/26(Sun)16:16:14 No.5101409

Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)16:16:14 No.5101409

>>5101404
What the fuck is this real?

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