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>>5100684>Maid Marian, date unknown, colorized
No thoughtsHead empty
>>5100832that's a lot of peoplecomputer, calculate the probable stress levels of this fox
maw
can any foxes in this thread weigh in on this
>>5100869That white fox is freaking hot.
>>5100869Appurrently the smaller Grey Fox wins.
>>5100871Do you like snow white Japanese animu foxxos?
>>5100908I'll have to comparethey can each yell into one of my ears
>>5100912
>>5100918>binaural Fox ASMR
>>5100912Is this achievable natty?
>>5100940the whitest foxes are also the stinkiest i bet
>>5101008Curious hypothesis. Both Red Fox and Arctic Fox are confurmed to stink. Fur different reasons afaik. I'm not qualified to rank one above the other tho.
>>5101040>Fur different reasons afaikI would love to hear those differences. Can't imagine theres much in a tundra (aside from fish) to get you to stink, but a fox finds a way, im sure.
>>5101008>>5101040as someone who has been to a zoo that has both red and Arctic foxes, the Arctic exhibit smelled way worse, but I can't say if it's because Arctics smell worse or because their enclosure was smaller and closer to the path than the reds
>>5101001I'm trying to achieve it, not having much success though. Not sure where I'm going wrong.
>>5101069>>5101118Red Foxes have several scent glands on their bodies which contribute to their stink. Arctic Foxes however, I've heard, do scent mark via pee and poo butt it's actually the Fox den and remains of eaten rodents and various (decaying) food caches that makes the Arctic Fox stink. It's so strong you can actually tell a nearby Arctic Fox den if you just happen to walk by. Red Foxes cache food too tho butt I guess it's not concentrated to the den itself.Purrsonally I'd expect the Arctic Fox to be the less stinkier one considering they're prey to many larger predators. Logically, you wouldkn't want to announce your presence like that. Also, Arctic Fox litter size has a studied correlation w/ the availability of food (usually scarce, leading to a small litter) so they're getting double-shafted in terms of survival.
>>5101140keep us posted I need a fox bf
>>5101117evil platinum fox
hi
we should combine all the foxes into a rainbow fox breed
>>5101117sir this is a fox threadwhy are you posting a man
>>5101177I like the guys that have a paintbrush tail
>>5100988shiny boopable nose
>>5101254
>>5101492looks polite
>>5101254the ideal man
big fat whiskers
I have made the holy pilgrimage
>>5101742What does the fox fight sign say?
>>5101755thats two foxes and a man
>>5101742I hope you got to hold a Fox.
>>5101755That it's not a fight butt Fox communications, one telling the other to back off in the nicest pawsible way.
>>5101846Line was too long but i did touch several, or rather several bumped into me while i was walking around taking pictures and i instictively sumimasened
>>5101858>Line was too long [...]Are they not open 'till late? I'd cross the Sahara fur a 5-minute Fox cuddle.>[...] i instictively sumimasenedThanks fur a good chuckle.
>>5101861they close at 4 and it was 3-something, by the time I was back at the station I caught the 4pm train back to tokyo. Also the taxi wait time situation was absolutely insane (both on the way there and back, had to wait 90m at the station to even catch a taxi there, and on the way back I ended up sharing a ride with some other guy)well hey it's japan, when you feel something or someone bump into you you sumimasen
>>5101865Did you manage to meet or see, Hassako their new golden boy, or platinum boy in this case that is their new extremely friendly platinum foxxo that was born last year?
Breaking news, lads...
>>5101865>they close at 4 [...]The Fox cuddles nook or the whole park?>Also the taxi wait time situation was absolutely insane [...]It's weird, appurrently it's so hard to get there yet it's spawsed to be some sort of a tourist hotspot. Not that you can just plop a zoo in the centre of a busy city anywhere in the world butt they'd benefit from having some sort of a designated transit shuttle to and from the place.
>>5101865Yeah the best strat is taking the first train out of Ueno up to shiroishizao and then trying to get a cab so you arrive at 9am for opening.With cuddling the fox at 11 you want to go line up at like 10:30, so it gives you 1.5 hours of time in the pen then stand around for 30m reviewing photos, then hold fox, then like immediately run to the desk and get them to call a cab for you to try and make the 12:00 train. Alternatively there is a bus back to the station at like 12 something you also have to line up for 30min in advance.>>5101924There is a shuttle bus that runs twice a day most days. Alternative option: rent a car.
>>5101755The red text is likely karehakesokade haarimasen. masen at the end implies the information is given in a formal/polite way. I'm only on week four of my class, learning Japanese for fox reasons. Another anon needs to light the fire.
>>5101963kore wa kenka de wa arimasen
>>5101932yeah i caught some 8something train out of ueno, got to shiroshizao at 10something; wasn't at foxvillage until... noon. I asked the guy at the tourist infodesk at the station if he could call me a taxi, he said to just wait in line (only two small groups 2-3person of chinese tourists in front of me) cabs only came by like every 30 minutes, wasn't at the village till noon-ish; while standing around for nearly 90 minutes outside shiroshizao I tried uber a couple times (so did the others waiting) to no avail. I didn't get an esim with japanese phone# so no dice on calling a cab directly.It is nice that the gift shop will call taxis, similar case of two groups in front of me, but throughput was much faster, and also standing in the gift shop was nicer than standing outside at the taxi line/shelter at the station. Also cool that after I had my taxi ticket from the gift shop, another solo rider was asking for one to shiroshizao as well and the nice lady came and asked me if I was down to share, and I was, splitting the fare was a welcome discount. Was actually in sapporo for the snow festival last week, had been debating renting a car, but was like nah given the snow accumulation and not wanting to slide off road and they only find my body weeks later when the snowbank thaws so didn't bother to get the international driving thingnext time I'm just renting a car, as I'm also planning on roadtripping around hokkaido to see the fox village there and will need the international driving permit whatever anyways
>>5101932>[step-by-step guide fur your visit]Idk this reads more like a plan to quickly swipe a kit under your jacket when no one's watching and then abscond w/ your new pet Fox.>[...] rent a car.Sounds like the best option, you might actually find time to enjoy your visit.
It will be Hassaku's first birthday in April, how will you wish him a happy birthday?
>>5102106The foxs at the zoo are free, you can take them home, I have 458 foxs.If you're going in the middle of winter, 3 hours there is kind of a lot. It's freezing cold and there usually snow. If you are a female you may struggle with it.I'm gravitate towards winter though because fox are nocturnal and well if you want to see them run around and be retarded then you have to get there early in the morning before they all go to sleep
Foxfags i just saw this on another boardTell me of its veracity>When a male fox loses its mate, it will never mate again.>Guess what a female fox does when its mate dies?Are female foxes really heartless whores like human females?
>>5102135>AprilOh no...Butt maybe, yeah.
>>5102151>It's freezing cold and there usually snow. If you are a female you may struggle with it.I have a friend who claims they make winter clothing fur women too.
>>5102239God I want to hold a fox right now aaaah
>>5102133>>5102134This boy is beautiful both in the Summer and in the Winter, how does he do it?
imagine if there were urban foxes in tokyo like in the uk, just pawing and aaaaaaaaaa'ing at you when you're sitting streetside at an izakaya in an alleyway until you share some yakitori
>>5102120Extremely boopable
they're domesticating themselves
You're getting a Fox.
>>5102442Excuse me, I asked for a fox, not a wife
My psychiatrist has prescribed me these.Not sure what to do with them though.Every time I open the bottle they start yelling.
>>5102503the absolute GIGAwhiskers on this guymajestic
here's a cute fox video i happened to find, it's a wildlife control channel where they remove fox family under a porch.they put the cubs in a box then the mom comes and takes one by one https://youtu.be/ibaJChkqcq8
I saw this fox from a distance. It was making a funny noise like a bird.
Finally some good news.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDoQoFzq3UY>>5102503And now you got both, please enjoy.
>>5102891>draw a lamb>call it a fox
it's that simple
>>5102669the snow is so pretty...they look so happy playing in it
>>5103195To be a Fox, eh...
>>5102669CUTE
FOXES climb trees so they can shit on wild berries to give you brain worms. You may see a juicy berry innawoods and think HA a fox arse isn't that high up but you would be DEAD WRONG and also DEAD SOON. DO NOT EAT THEM YOU ARE COURTING DEATH.
>>5103488Last summer I went on a ten hour trek sustaining myself with blackberries I picked along the way. How fucked am I?
>>5103491OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
>>5103491Do you feel an affinity for foxes? Do you want to pet them and feed them treats? Do you feel calm in the presence of foxes?If so, I'm afraid the foxoplasmosis already got you.
>>5103728my gay son whom I love
Boop Fox noses,gently twirl Fox whiskers,wipe Fox eye boogers,kiss Fox foreheads,rub Fox ears,fluff Fox chests,blow raspberries into Fox tummies,splay Fox toes,squish Fox beans,brush Fox tails,uhh... *checks notes*that's all, Folx.
>>5103801totalfoxdelight
>>5100673Middle fox is climbing the tree for his first timeLeft fox is going>HOLY SHIT HE'S DOING IT FOX YEAHRight fox just wants middle fox to move out of the way
>>5104206How much tail is too much tail?
'Too much'?
Yeah well... I saw you looking... at my tail
Can I... May I touch it?
Is this Vulpes only territory?
All Vulpes are Foxes butt not all Foxes are Vulpes.
...so I guess my answer would be 'No'. I wish we can welcome all Foxes here. Fur it *is* the 'Fox General' after all.
I'm adopting the Clint's Reptiles definition of foxesall canids are foxestotal fox victory
>>5104744i like all foxes but gray foxes are probably my favorite>>5104860fox-like seems to be the default. it's wolves and dogs that are different.
>>5104860Thought-provoking.>>5104870Good choice, they're just as frencoded I'm sure.
>primary function of the tail is being a blanket
>>5104957What else would you use your thicc ass tail for?
>>5104991pillow
>>5104929got tickited for illegal barking again
>>5104991idk it's just weird to evolve what's basically a blanket hanging off your ass. Like if a lizard would evolve a bat wing like tail to use as umbrella
>>5105001It's official.>>5105007>the penalty is a pet FoxOh no how terrible.>>5105018There's an (Aussie?) lizard that literally has a fat tail fur the purrpaws of storing fat in their tail.
>>5100673February Fox
I bet their breaths STINK
>>5105018
>>5105040So pretty :3
>>5105134ayy lmao
UwU
Soon...
island foxes are pretty cool. they're basically grey foxes but smaller. they're smaller than house cats.
>>5105094breath probably smells "better" than the rest of the fox
>>5105603I'll have to sniff it to believe it
>>5105606these guys eat poop
>>5105617vulpes vulpes paws typed this post
>>5105625>vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes >I'm 100% vulpes. >vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes vulpes I'm 200% vulpes!
>>5105558Pondering the Forb.
You will nap in the Fox pile and you will wake up refreshed. You will stink and your boss will ask you if you slept in the Fox pile and you will look at them right in the eye and tell them 'Yes, and I will do it again.'
>pawsting Foxes in a Sea Bunny thread
>>5106264he assumed you're in trouble and wanted to get you to someone who can helpbeing a good friend
>>5106324Hmm maybe you're right. I'll've to rename the pic.
thank you foxes
It's time to brush the foxes
On it, chief.
>>5106560I wish this wasn't AIslop and foxes were actually like this
>>5106451Sunny...
>>5106570I'm going to squish their beans together
>>5105917fox wife happy life
>>5106680You have no idea of the powers you're about to unleash!
>>5100673>>5105040March Foxes
>>5100673So with food and patience, UK anons can get foxes to just hang out in their homes?This isnt the first youtuber Ive seen like this.https://youtu.be/7fUs7HHLWoA
>>5106832Smol season :3>>5107055Yes.Also the size of the cat in that video is concerning.
>>5107075>Yeslucky bongs>size of the cat(s)he's a big cat
Boop
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