>>5103063Just what I needed
>>5103069Wtf is that real?
>>5103106mmmmmm dirt
>>5103111Yup. Most of these MP4s are older than AI videos.Sorry this video is so tiny/low-res. : /
>>5103128aww, hoo's my lil buddy?
>>5103128thats a really big moth
>>5103130For who
>>5103123They're WEBMs, genius.
>>5103106those fish better be careful or else they'll be caught up in his floor snoofling
Animals always behave better than niggers and pajeets
>>5103128Oh man. I want to cuddle with an owl too.
>>5103063
>>5103106A bottom feeder
>>5103203WhatTheFuck
>>5103196smug ass fish
>>5103070This isn't /sp/
>>5103106I wonder how much sand they end up ingesting with the seaweed.
>>5103123But how can it be real? I thought krakens didn't exist???
>>5103225What can an eleph-ACK
>>5103106
>>5103226AI slop
>>5103225>what are you going to do, ki-
>>5103225>honey badger don't give a f-ACK
Does anyone have the webm of the huge orca fin emerging in front of a guy in a kayak?
>>5103225the honey badger's game knows no limits. sooner or later, that elephant will join its harem.
>>5103069Kraken attack
>>5103070>fat rollingdude needs havel's ring
>>5103226>tick tockkys
>>5103234>brain is now scrambled eggs
>>5103116What the fuck is that mouth and eye placement
>>5103116more like baked whale
>>5103637ackshyually that's an echolocation organ called the melon; the brain, like other mammals, is kept safe inside the skullhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_(cetacean)tl;dr is that it's just a big lump of fatty tissue on cetaceans' heads, used like a sound lens to focus/modulate vocalizationsif I'm correct in identifying the one in that webm as a beluga, then apparently it has a malleable melon that it can adjust the shape of at will
>>5103732They have so many nerve endings there, it must feel heavenly.
>>5103234Belugas always seem so calm and curious, I have a hard time picturing them barreling through the cold dark ocean slurping up mackerels like the actual predators they are.
>>5103203fRAT house
>>5103063The fact that we still have a use for chainmail is so cool
>>5103732so your telling me there brian is a melon
>>5103726>>5103640The males also have tusks that protrude from their lower jaws.
>>5103901Just like my penis!(it protrudes from your mom's lower jaws)
>>5103063The way its eye twitches is so satisfying. I need to pet a shark.
>>5103732impressive how the first sentence basically tells us everything we need to know in a shorter way (and is more valuable I'd say) than your tldr
>>5103069Why did he do it
>>5104118how nice of him to cut off a piece for his tortle friends.
>>5103853what do you mean, it still better than stab resistant vests, its just that no one wants to sit around twisting rings or has a slave to do that for them
>>5104209Nta but I think he was meaning that it's cool that thousands of years after it's invention it's still being used and has not been topped as the best at what it does.
>>5104118lmfao that is the most disrespectful way i've seen a fish go out.
>>5104118YUM
>>5103818
>>5104209Machines make most of them now.
>>5104216this. chainmail is cool
>>5104226
>>5104279
>>5104221More disrespectful than being fucked by a dolphin?
>>5104299>FUCK OFF SHITBULL REEE
>>5103321Geese are fucking crazy
>>5104338Ok maybe not as bad as dolphin rape but this is close....
>>5103063Paladin_petting_mount.webm
>>5103203Would this really be that bad if the last fuck just kept the place clean, or would it be impossible to keep the rest from pissing and shitting everywhere?
>>5104390where are they going
>>5104464liquor store
>>5104464Splatsville
>>5104279>SO LONG GAY BIRDO
>>5104464McDonald’s, want anything?
>>5103853Chefs sometimes use chainmail (or metal mesh I suppose) gloves as well.Anything where you want dexterity, and also be impervious to glancing points and edges.
>>5104279Unspeakable things happened behind there.
>>5104226>>5104299Why are they soijaking?
>>5104390>hmm, a common case of symbiosis>RESEARCHERS BAFFLED>COULDNT BELIEVE THEIR EYES
>>5104279>>>/wsg/6100062
>>5103203>Dude, buy real estate and rent it out! It's free money!
>>5104628Quarter pounder with cheese plain cheese, coke and medium friesDoes anyone else want anything? just got paid
>>5104692>symbiosishow does the shark benefit?
>>5104859it gets a cool hat
>>5104041kek articulation-merchant anon
>>5104888obligatory KURWA BOBER
>>5104888>the charges, officer?
>>5103203I live across the street from an old mentally-ill widow that lives like this. It's not great and social services won't do anything about her.
>>5104888Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
psst... hey kid wanna see a dead body?
>>5104888Just pick it up and move it, god damn.
>>5105778Its pretty gruesome to think about how decay in the wild starts before you actually die. Poor thing.
>>5105802They looked for him the next day and only found a jaw bone and fur.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFwd36v21hc
>>5104461Remove food sources and nesting locations and the rats will vacate eventually.Make take a few weeks or a few months.Adding traps will apply additional motivation.Afterwards, considerable effort would be required to cleanse and repair the building.But this bloke would never put down the effort to do such a thing.Far too lazy.So lazy in fact, that he would rather move than try to reclaim his home.
>>5104859Symbiosis is just a long term interaction between two species, it doesn't necessarily imply mutual benefit (that's called mutualism)
>>5105802I am guessing the poor thing hallucinates due to the high fever until the hyenas find it and eat it.
>>5106036'sym' -together 'bio' -life it does imply mutual benefit, if it only benefits one of the pair then it is parasitism
>>5105910>0:05Emu
>>5104464the Krusty Krab
>>5106077what
>>5106137Cat's tail looks like an Emu's head for about a second
>>5106068Let me Google that for you, Anon:https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/commensalism>AKSHULLY
>>5103315do they kiss while they fuck too?
>>5106068There is no such implication. A parasite and its host also "live together" (parasitism, like commensalism and mutualism, is a type of symbiosis)
Goi-Jim carpshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772637369712283.webm
>>5103065damn he's good
>>5104044Ship was making a move. Octupus had to get it on.
>>5106294I made a thread coincidentally covering Carp. >>5106316
>>5104888
>>5103066this is what it's like working in tourism. people got their phones out all entertained and shit, but you're just trying to do your job.
>>5105785I'd be pretty nervous handling a beaver. They can chew through wood, one slip up and you're losing a couple of fingers.
>>5103106sailors never mistook them for mermaids. they knew what that mouth do.
>>5103196Like most ocean predators the white-tip reef shark hunts at night. Where food is bountiful they school, by sometimes the hundreds. In this footage we see these hunters seeking prey, however there is nothing to find. Parrot fish don't even live here.
>>5103196World's most dangerous game of hide n seek
>>5104888>am i bring detained?>no? Then leave me the fuck alone
>>5106483>lifting an animal by its tailFucking retard.
>>5103069Fuckin terrifying
>>5103279This vid is years old, nigger
>>5103818Imagine being in prison and three feet outside your cell, just out of reach, a giant pizza walks byJust brutal.
>>5104648They're smart and curious animals. They enjoy watching things outside their tanks just as much as things outside enjoy looking in. And, like all social mammals, they want some sort of interaction, at least occasionally and have learned that doing that gets a reaction. If you notice, they rarely do that at adults but they love to do it to children because children will shriek. The sound travels through the glass and water and they hear it. It must be gratifying to them to get such an obvious reaction like that.>>5103818>I have a hard time picturing them barreling through the cold dark ocean slurping up mackerelsThey're just like me. Seriously, I eat a lot of fish and most of it is mackerel.
>>5106723Beluga whales don't eat penguins. They live on opposite hemispheres and would never encounter one another in the wild.
and they said crabs have no feelings
>>5106879I like how it instinctively knows the gopro is the owner's.
>>5106879I love when videos I found and compressed for 4chan wind up in the regular rotation.Nobody cared about the swimming clams one I made. : (At least the crab one is popular
why dog no rike bug it protein
>>5106940Meanwhile normal non-wussified dogs will eat literally anything including live bugs, vomit and their own shit.
>>5105805:Cand the Great Circle of Life goes on.
>>5104011Their skin is rough like sandpaper. Reduces drag in water. Having chainmail rub it probably feels amazing. There's a lady who removes hooks from their mouths. They are much more sociable than TV portrays.>>5106940Cooked meat makes cats go sterile. You can tell it's an Asian dog, because it plays along instead of barking and running away.
>>5106971you can also tell it's asian because of the chinese captions
>>5106972Yes but I was talking about it's behavior.>>5106984BWC
>>5106881>Nobody cared about the swimming clams one I made. : (I would like to see it
>>5105821You misunderstand, I don't want them to leave, I want to live in harmony with them, I'm asking if it would be possible without living in filth
>>5106875Is frog ok?
>>5107165no, because rodents are filthy creatures regardless of trash, they literally piss and shit everywhere, i cant remember why about the shit, but pissing is how they find their way around
>>5107113Here you go.Limaria keohea, btw
>>5107307Ah yes, the Scottish vagina in it's natural habitat.
>>5106723Even if this were true, they're not being starved or anything
>>5105785Police are hyper attuned to bitingIf you get bit by a [ghetto ass individual] it's 6 months of biweekly testing iirc for hepatitis and viruses Also you naturally can't bang your police wifeSo they probably see that buck toothed animal and are testy
>>5107307good to know these are clams and not upscaled covid vaccine horrors
>>5107220frog's pain is over
>>5103132>he said, replying to a post with an mp4kek
>>5103226Did the last kick even contact?
>>5107780obviously notgetting thrown by a bull isn't the most fortunate thing but the guy was lucky as hell considering he was inches away from getting his face caved in for good measure.
>>5107780If that kick had connected the dudes brains would have been splattered on the gate
>>5104721This would be a $4k/month property in NYC, SF, or LA.
>>5107315Lmao
any duck webms?
>>5108014
>>5108014My OC from a while ago
>>5108020are these cute white pet decks just as rapey as their wild >>5108063 counterparts?
>>5108063Awwwww they're kissing <3
>>5108014I have a couple
>>5108160I can't help but hear Running in the 90s when I see this webm.
nice duckies
>>5108063if ducks can keep women out of mens spaces, why cant we
>>5108167
>>5106036It would have been so fucking easy for you to Bing that word instead of making a fool of yourself. You have all the knowledge in the world right in front of you and you choose not to use it. Dumb fuck.
>>5106955What if dogshit is really tasty and we're missing out?
>>5106984If he had tapped the glass with his fin I'd have lost it
>>5108213see >>5108220
>>5107879well it's far cleaner than the surrounding city at the very least
>>5104692It's not that common
>>5108165SAFE!
>>5103068Dang that's one cool cat
>>5104888>>5105785It's completely fair for a cop to hesitate to grab wildlife. They're not animal control; if they get bit it obviously won't kill them, but it's a retarded risk to be taking for no reason.You really want to be the guy who needs to get a rabies shot because you were wrestling with a beaver like a fucking retard? If you're not busy you may as well take a little extra time to do it as safely as possible. If waiting for animal control wasn't on the table, I'd at least get a blanket to use as a net or some shit.
>>5108328This guy knows what he's talking about.
>>5108362>racecar noises
>>5108362That's one way to clean your undercarriage
>>5105805why is that esl talking like he has lost some family member?
>>5108343why are horses so damn sexy?
>>5108063Can anyone tell about the duck body language here? When the first male gets interrupted and runs after the second with his head lowered to the ground, is this aggression or submission? Just curious what the dynamic there was, was the interrupting duck a Chad asserting his dominance and not letting the beta score, or just a clumsy retard who happened to stumble upon the scene and ruin the moment?
>>5108443first mallard was about to get his rape on, the second smelled that duck puss and came to get a slice, the first got distracted while the second dodged him and got closer to the female instead, so she bugged out. The first mallard sees the interloper is now next to him and the female got away, so he's angry about the duckblock and chases the second one. It's aggression, and the interrupting duck seems to be a clumsy retard. If it was challenging the first mallard for the female it would have been controntational, but it looks like zero of its attention was on the first male. That's what I see at least.
>>5108272one thing AI is good for is to create horror and genuinly disturbing looking stuff
>>5108217very stress inducing
>>5108362>japanese toilets
>>5108165why can't i be this cool
>>5108166All I hear is source engine ragdoll noises and merasmus screaming bonus ducks all while soldier losses his shit also screaming.
>>5108168should've washed their beaks firstno manners
>>5108524they clearly don't want to bee in his shitty little box
>>5108524Did he died?
>>5108524zee boogs *vill* live in zee pod.
>>5108446Man birds can be so fucking dumb. I love them.
>>5108601
>>5108603>the way the neck folds upLmao
>>5108624He looks like if you picked him up his head would bounce with an accordion noise.
>>5108674>>5108673Ah yes, the majestic monarch of the skies
>>5108676Albatross were often called "goonie birds" because of their clumsy landings
>>5108328>They're not animal controlI will not break rule 3, but I'm thinking it
>>5108676Majestic in the skies, dumbass on the land
>>5108675Why are these chickens so racist?
>>5108603>swims away like nothing happenedbirds have no shame
>>5108573doubt it, honeybees are pretty chill
>riding onewheel in parking lot>oh cool a bear>"hey buddy">"hang on this would be cool video">"thanks!!">"holy shit I owe you!!!">video turned out >pants pocket vibrates>phone blows up>"hello">"there is a fucking bear out front!!!">"where are you we saw you in the parking lot!!">"um... I'm terrified?? can I go home early?"
>>5103321>meets magical invisible barrier it cannot comprehend>gets angry and punches itholy based
>>5108524how are they so calm?
>>5108749Geese are a testament to how far one can get on pure, mindless, aggression.
>>5103321>>5108780
>>5108698God I love seabirds. Especially pelicans.
>>5108821Pelican chicks are absolutely ghastly to look at. While they're not hatched pink and blind like songbird chicks, they're nonetheless helpless, featherless and hideous so they're semialtricial rather than proper precocial birds. They look like naked old men.
>>5108780They like me or, at least, don't mind my presence. I've walked through large flicks of them and they just step aside to make a path for me. No hisses or squawks of protest. No signs of aggression at me at all.
>>5108827Like a testicle come to life.
>>5103116>Blainville's beaked whale.>least concernidk I'm pretty concerned how this happened
>>5108821
>>5103868>congrats Mr. Owl, you've got the contract
>>5108836>if not food then why food shaped?Pelicans are frogs with wings and I love them for it.
>>5108862>What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent newborn meal?
>>5108836i think i remember a good pelican clip where it was trying to eat an entire chinese man while he was sitting at a park bench
>>5109001No, it was just tapping the lower half of his beak on the guy's head and dude smacks him, he stops a few seconds then starts back up again.
>>5109007well maybe that's just how a pelican will decide if the victim is worth eating
>>5109001>>5109007>>5109008
>>5109099Why do they always go for the noodle? And what the hell happened to his legs?
>>5109020kek, I haven't seen this in years
>>5109099No animal cruelty please.
>>5109102i'm guessing it's a duck they're going to eat.
>>5103757that or like someone poking your ear drum
>>5108162>what's pey wet?>in wigan it's as good as gravy
>>5109098Wish he'd bite the shit outta that dumb bitch
>>5109165why do they like hand rubs?
>>5109167Hand rubs are otter this world
>>5109169STOP THE PUNS
>>5108817>>5109114do geese just hate asian women?
>>5108766They're swarming, there's a new queen somewhere in that pile, and they're all looking for a suitable place to build a new nest. Honeybees are notoriously docile while swarming, you can find lots of videos of beekeepers scooping handfuls of them or loading them into boxes without any protection.
>>5109180Geese hate everything. Fury is the natural state of the goose.>>5109172Aww, they're all duckered out!
>>5109158This whole continent is an irl battle royale zone.
>>5109180Nah that's everyone
>>5109180They just hate.
>>5109191
>>5108081They still rape, but they're much calmer than most other duck breeds.Extremely loud when they quack though.
>>5109114damn goose was a summoner
>>5109239
>>5108217that was better than any movie i've seen in the last 20 years
>>5109302
>>5109017bully your enemies by sucking their dicks
>>5104228I remember hearing that it is hard for machines to do. at least for proper butted mail.
>>5108221wtf, he just came hands free, not even anal stimulation. Just from seeing and smelling the girls over there.
>>5109104unless it is funny (which this is)
>>5109389
>>5109389I never know if stuff is AI or not anymore
>>5109393There will soon come a time where no-one can tell unless some mistake has been made on the part of whoever made the video.
>>5109406
>>5108676i love albatrosses
>>5109393It doesn't help rhinos look like animatronics thanks to those armour plates and their relatively simple movements.
>>5109366Wtf where did that squirrel go is he okay???
>>5109158why are kangaroos such assholes?
>>5108451this is not even AI iirc. that app predates chatgpt and diffusion models
>>5108862>get a job at a zoo>"congrats, youre the tard wrangler">"for school trips and the like?">"no"
>>5109674better than dealing with retard visitors,that's for sure
>>5109667everyone's an asshole in australia
>>5108836
>>5109704..did they put up a wall of fake beach tourists to simulate the pelicans natural habitat?
>>5109158Based kangaroo destroying the satanic flying machine.
>>5109705>>5109704my estimation of pelicans as a species just plummeted
>>5109158What would happen to all dem Roos if there was a sizeable populations of bears in the land down under.
>>5109705That one shattered glass pane is really telling.
>>5109735there's another one further down the fence. I assume the laminate will still hold back a pelican but they're probably just chinese
>>5107165if you had any of these fuckers at home you'd change your tune quickly. at first I was reluctant to kill them but that didn't last long>>5103225the sharpest fangs win
>>5109729They're one of those species with exactly 3 braincells: one for eating, one flying and one fucking.
>>5106875Not fair. That guy looks just like the bottom of the pool. You'll never see him sneaking up on you.
>>5109773They're just like me.
>>5103129Hehe that's cute
Does anyone happen to have that webm where an anteater or some shit pokes its mouth inside a capybara's nose and then the capybara falls over? Tried to look around, but I can't find shit.
>>5109829no but here's a different anteater webm to tie you over until somebody posts it
>>5109158Australia is a high level zone full with elite mobs (most have poison afflicting attackd as well). Clearly he was underleveled and aggro'd
>>5109393it sounds counterproductive but if you spend an entire day exposing yourself to AI slop it becomes significantly easier to see what is and what isn'tthat video isnt AI btw
>>5109981>Lone penguin goes up to the mountains>we don't know whyHe's probably going up there to hit that 12-foot-tall albino penguin monster pussy. Fuckin' hero.
>>5109962>spend an entire day exposing yourself to AI slop
>>5109841is that real
>>5109158This will never cease to be funny XD
>>5109158He thinks he's stopping an alien invasion>>5108836This remains my favorite animal webm ever and it's not close, everything about it is comedic perfection.>>5109841I like the lead anteater just running with it
>>5108422Natural selection.Horses win wars.Populations that really, really liked horses survived better. If it goes a bit overboard that's acceptable as far as evolution is concerned.
>>5109981it's sad that most haven't seen the whole film this is from. brilliant documentary https://letterboxd.com/film/encounters-at-the-end-of-the-world/
>>5109114perfectly executed backflip kickalways wear jeans around roosters and large birds in general
>>5109158Japan once thought they could paradrop into Australia, how naive they were.
HELLOOOOO /an/ how the fuck are ya!! It has been a very long time.
>>5103225i watched the full thing. the badger actually "wins" this one.>elephant kicks it >badger slowly recovers and charges >steps on it and kicks it>badger slowly recovers and charges>elephant is so annoyed it leaves>badger secures the waterbeing as insufferable as possible works well as a strategy
>>5104118Do reptiles have a pact?
>>5110655Not so much a pact as "hey, man, if you're not gonna eat that, I'mma chew on it" and the little croc is like "go ahead, the skulls catch in my throat anyway"
>>5104648They're little 4channers. Warms my heart.
>>5110422why is he so violent
>>5110710Very poor eyesight, he's basically a fuzzy little Mr. Magoo trying to drive those rival hedgehogs out of his territory
>>5110710he's an incel
>>5110710Can't find that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald!
>>5110717he's doing his best
>>5110710>>5110744Amy won't put out.
>>5110717He looks like he's going to have a heart attack any second.
>>5110717So fast. Such agile. Wow
>>5110717A mastiful performance.
>>5109981He knows about the shoggoth.
>>5110960Nah, if that were the case he'd be going the other way. More likely this: >>5109986
>>5110717H-hes fast!
>>5110717the slalom bit is killing me
>>5103069Adorable lil’ kraken
>>5104226kek
>>5109098I always wanted to squeeze the fat neck of a gator...
>>5110704I wouldn't exactly call them little.
>>5111569Me too, I wanna pet a gator (without getting bit, lol)
I got befriended by a young squirrel boy living in a tree in front of my house and got a bunch of silly videos of him, but they could be easily used to geolocate me so I don't think I can post them. I had pet guinea pigs before, it's interesting to see how a squirrel is similar to them in many small behaviors (being a rodent of roughly similar size), but is also a few orders of magnitude smarter. Or maybe my piggers were just dum, dunno.Anyway, bump.
>>5112110Oh wait thread's past the limit already, guess I'm dum too.
>>5110551
