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>1 chance in life
>born an overglorified monkey called a 'human being'
>not a hulking, scaly dinosaur with a titanic physical strength and power that would crush most h*mans, let alone most an*mals

I am awfully humiliated to be such a pathetic species as this and curse having been born as such (especially as a subspecies which is going under in a century but that's more of a topic for some other board ..) We have been robbed of a birthright that should've been ours but the Creator had deprived us of it.
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>>5106899
how's elementary school going?
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It's not fair..
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dinos in 160 million years accomplished nothing and all died. In the short term mammals produced humans who rule the world.
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>>5106904
It's fine, I passed it, went to highschool and graduated. Is there something wrong, Anon?
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>>5106907
But that meteor didn't have to hit either.. it could've still been a planet dominated by dinosaurs, very easily.
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I just envy these creatures so much, for some reason, that I will never have that much mass and power as a living organism.. Able to confront my evolutionary foes head on and gut them if they so challenge my authority. In contrast, I'm a puny human who must follow the orders of society and am firmly put in my place by it.. The chaos of the Jurassic would've been such a delightful fantasy for me but I will never know it.
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I'm stuck here as this pathetic organism, constrained by some high, artificial order. Oh Anon.. It just feels so wrong..
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I will never be free, truly free, as the dinosaurs were..
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Do you understand me, Anon? Do you understand how futile this existence feels? Likely not.. But maybe there is a chance you do..
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It's just.. over. You know?
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I could've been a dinosaur born 100,000,000 years ago and yet here I am in this weak, puny human body it is so irritating to think about, /an/.

I will never be a dinosaur. Never!
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>>5106916
You would like steroids
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>>5106934
Steroids for h*mans will never match the musculature of these beasts of olde, also that would shrink my balls so no can do
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>>5106934
I just can't believe some of them weighed more than 10 tons, it must've been such a sight to behold in life that we can only see through fossil at best..



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