What glue would work best?
>>5107009Gorilla
>>5107009The dildo would probably have too much drag and mess with the turtle's ability to swim. There'd be a good chance it'd starve.While I don't mind a bit of animal shitposting I don't think this is a good idea.
>>5107017It would be pretty funny though
>>5107015but these are turtles we are discussing
>>5107017What if it was done to a larger sea turtle?
>>5107009why would you do thislook at step 2the turtle is clearly sadstop being mean op...
>>5107009Does this mean every time a turtle uses it's shell as a shield, a tigershark will literally deepthroat a dick?
OP is so gay he can't stop thinking of phallic objects for just one second
>>5107049kek
>>5107046He's just having adjustment issues, completely normal.
Inspiring idea, OP!
>>5107049At the end of the WebM, the turtle bites onto the shark’s tail…
>>5107078it's not a webm though
>>5107017how can the dildo be drag when drag makes you look like a woman?
>>5107078It could have been worse for the shark.
>>5107009there's two kinds of toitlesthe kind that sheds the outer scales of the shell (so it would just come off), and the kind that adds new rings to the outsides of the shell scales (so you'd better glue ONLY to the center of the scale or you're gonna fuck him up hard and/or lose the dildo) but those guys don't swim, so...
>>5107049>>5107162Sharkbros...we're getting bullied by turtles.....
>>5107017just use a light weight hydrodynamic dildo
>>5107331the turtle has been training for 100 years, of course it can outskill some young fool
>>5107162Just noticed the turtle aimed at the gills the 3 times it attacked. Smart bastard.
