Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound.
Not so fast
>>5108629>See one of these fat chuds basking in the middle of the road>Pull over to move it>Starts clawing, snapping, spraying piss on meI'm never not going to move one out of traffic but why are turtles in particular so ornery?Snakes and lizards (the ones in my area, at least) don't even mind being picked up as long as you're gentle with them.
>>5111126because you might be picking them up wrong
>>5111126>chudsjesus christ man, can you fucking zoomers stop driving words into the ground by using them for everything?
>>5111128I know to grab big ones by the plates above the back legs, don't assume I'm some kind of retard based on one throwaway comment.>>5111132You gain nothing from using the Lord's name in vain.
>>5111142and you gain nothing by being a christlarp. your parents are still deeply disappointed in how you turned out.
>>5108629>ON MY WAY TO PAGE TEN
>>5111132someone's triggered ;^)
>>5111132It's a meaningless word to begin with. Nothing is being lost, like with dummies calling every animated file format a "gif"
>>5111142that is the retard way, retard, its the equivalent of grabbing someone by their spinal column
>>5111142> I know to grab big ones by the plates above the back legs, don't assume I'm some kind of retard based on one throwaway comment.They very much prefer to be supported by the plastron when handled. Grabbing the top shell is better than dragging them by the tail, but it’s not great and it causes the aggressive response you observe.
>>5111126Snakes and Lizards aren't nearly as aggressive as Snapping turtles.
>>5111126>chilling on the long warm rock, minding my business>this ugly bad ape picks me up>spray him with piss, as is custom>somehow i'm the bad guy
>>5108629
Hey yo.
>>5111132>noooo you cant just make liberal use of my special made up curse word for people that i dont like!
the world is a vampiresent to draiaiainnn
