/co/ hereWas watching cartoons when I spotted one of these giant fuckers crawl into my living room. Does anyone know how to get rid of the thing? I tried google but everything is about reducing moister and long term shit, nothing about them being activly in your house.I hear you can't squish them with boots, that it only stuns them and how poison don't work on these fuckers.
If there's one, there's more hiding. You need to move out.
>>5110826fire and rifles
Get a mongoose
>>5110826Do what the person in the pic is doing and get it to crawl onto a broom. After that you can fling it over the fence into someone else’s yard
>>5110848>a mongoosesus
>>5110826I like all bugs except for giant centipedes
>>5110843>riflesShotgunBuckshot will be a lot more effective here
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>>5110985Honestly not the worst idea. Just make sure you are successful.
>>5110826Why are you such a pussy just grab it or use a paper. It's not going to detonate like a bomb if you touch it. Alternatively: free pet
>>5111312You wouldn’t do that you lying faggot.
>>5111321I literally caught a cockroach and grasshopper by hand yesterday.>AHHH AHHH EXOSKELETONS AND LEGS It will probably let you pet it if you put it in a cage and feed it.
>>5111328If you think these and cockroaches are anything alike you are very, very stupid.
>>5111332Well I'm not a frog or sticking it up my ass, am I?
>>5110826You need to exorcize and possibly detonate a nuclear bomb on your house. >>5110968Same, they are too fast and they just look mean. Millipedes are nice.
>>5110826don't chickens also eat this kind of bugs? they eat everything small that moves just release a bunch of chickens in your house and call it a day
>>5110826This guy >>5111312>Alternatively: free petknows what's up.
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>>5111733>>5111734>literally punctured the container with its fangs and bit right into the tip of her fingerThis didn’t happen and centipedes aren’t capable of that>redditor uses living creature to spook guests and is so afraid of an animal he is responsible for that he lets it get eaten alive by parasitesThis story is fake, but that’s still pathetic either way
>>5111734>>5111733>centipede >insectthis retard deserved to get bitten just for being a braindead moron
