"Disregard the constabulary" edition
>>5112408>>5112410Ratites are goofy
>>5112422>scooby doo running sound
>>5112395magpies are cool birds
>>5112400
>>5112395What species of bat is that?
>>5112407fuck him, i can take him
>>5112395I don't know how many years ago I made this webm, but always nice to still see it.
>>5112472MMLLLBLBLBLBLBLBLEM BLBLBLBLBL BLLLEMBLM
>>5112400>kek, stop it. That tickles!
>>5112470This looks like Australian Magpie. Which is a passerine not corvidae.Just for the record.
>>5112545you're correct that australian magpies aren't corvids, but you make it sound like actual corvids aren't also passerines too, which they are.
>>5112567
>>5112399Never fails to make me smile.
>>5112399based. i want my cities to be bird-friendly.
>>5112405He wants to see the world burn
>>5112399
>>5112405>OH NO, THERE GOES TOKYO
>>5112472>pov: your squad keeps fighting every patrol and you haven't destroyed the 2 Stalker nests yet
>>5113000>'sup shrek
>>5113319Doggo
>>5112768who would win in a fight
>>5113493cats, like all felines, are more likely to flee and thus lose. this is just survival instinct since serious injuries can mean death by starvation if you're an hunting animal.
>>5113496>birds>less likely to fleeAre you australian
>>5113493gato obviously
>>5113753love those birbs, especially their silly dance and funny chirping
>>5113753WENK
>>5113507dont understimate corvids!
>>5113808What is he calculating?
>>5113815The question to life, the universe, and everything
>>5113808I want someone to make a Tap Tap Revolution game for smartphones just so this little rat-lookin'-ass motherfucker can put his skills to good use.
>>5112766This Three Stooges shit always makes me laugh.
>>5113879Silly mouse, everyone knows the answer is 42.
>>5114008No shit. But that's not the question, is it? That's why the mice went to Magrathea to commissione Slartibartfast to build the gigantic supercomputer called Earth to figure out what the question is.Damned psychiatrists.
>>5112999that cats gonna smell like ass
>>5114056that's not an ass, that's a cow
>>5113808>damn! The nuclear rocket shutdown code is SHA512-encrypted, we are doomed!>how much time do we have left>only 14 seconds!>say no more
>>5112400New reaction video
>>5112409There's a non-zero chance any post you've read was made by a parakeet.
>>5112613Deserved
>>5113493Those appear to be black vultures.Black Vultures are very agressive, they can't smell, so they typically follow turkey vultures to carcasses and fight them off.The cats are likely slightly stronger than the vultures, but the vultures' aggression would give them the upper hand.
>>5114056>that cheeky little grinBased monke
>>5112481this is why they can't walk back down stairs
>>5113808very intelligent mouse calculating at incredible hihg speeds
>>5114664more like voyeur horse
>>5112530
>>5114664>why don't I get a tent, Deborah?
>>5114963wtf is this real?
>>5114664https://youtube.com/watch?v=x4EILv3kYKQ
>>5114982The cat is
>>5112400underage anime girl feet pov
>>5115164Prehensile tailed porcs are cuties
>>5112406proof we live in a matrix
>>5112401>you right?>swinging>na mate>na is good>ye?>ye>hell shit we swinging
>>5113000Reverse DoorDash. They come to you expecting food, but you don't look and smell ass enough.
>internet vs IRL
>>5115680
>>5115650>dies of heart attack induced by stress two mins later
>>5115780Oreo... easy on the cheese
>>5112978what a dick!
>>5115819>Australia has bin chickens>South America has booty chickens
>>5115819pretty sure that deer is sick and dying from a bird following it around eating its organs
>>5115827>eating its organsIt's just foreplay.
>>5115820We just call them latinas
>>5115650do not torture the bun like this
>>5115827I believe the deer has an itchy ass from worms, and the bird is eating them.Nature! It's fucking gross!
>>5115201DAMN
>>5115909All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
>>5115861Cats really are liquid
>>5115909>Usain Bunton
>>5115861
>>5115961>>5115861I'm putting together a team.
>>5116093holy fuck i thought that was a zit or something
>>5116093god i hate these obvious AI videos
>>5116188Thats a Surinam toad, its real.
>>5116093Genuinely one of the most disgusting animals I know.
>>5116188that video is older than you
>>5116272is that poor dog is trying to play-bite the horses leg here?that's one way of getting domed by a spooked horse
>>5115780>Why don't you come down here so I can suck your cock, pretty boy?
>>5116282Nice
>>5116016Amazing, but also disgusting.
>>5112474fake. they don't have arms like that yet.
>>5116273No, but he gives a little bark at one point.
>>5116274>tfw you'll never boop a lion
>>5114664This is begging for the Jurassic Park music
>>5116507I have. : )
>>5115925lmao came to post this one
>>5116743HahahaHa-Ha!HahahaHa-Ha!Hahahahahaha!
>>5116743Imagine getting spinal tapped by it
>>5116272>tries to imitate the horse's trot but his legs are too short to keep upcute
>>5116872>hey babe! wanna have fun tonight?>nah, sorry, I have plans, I'm peeling my camel
>>5116743Man fails to grab his pecker>>5116816He TANKED that
>>5116848>tries to imitate the horse's trotHere's another
>>5112612>Bye bitch*shits on you*
>>5113753Why are so many npcs gathered around that stupid looking bird?
>>5116276Please die
>>5115819That deer is gonna have ruptured innards
>>5116908Cute kot
>>5116875life would propably be a million times better and more efficient if sexual selection wasn't as much of a thing
>>5116743I'm not fit or flexible in any way but I could always touch my fingers behind my back
>>5115202>Two for flinching
>>5116937>dozen of people take a break from their busy life to appreciate nature>bitter and lonely autist without theory of mind and an eye for beauty cannot understand people like birds
>>5116985 To be fair, I had the same reaction to my sister telling me about that turkey on Roosevelt Island. We used to live in Yorkville but I've since left Manhattan (and NY altogether) and live somewhere where turkeys are just part of the scenery but my sister is still in New York so to her, that turkey is some amazing thing to see. She lost her shit at a heron once. A fucking heron. In New York. They're common as fuck but she's somehow never seen one. It's just a matter of perspective and context.She hasn't told me about this bird, though. I'm guessing it's a woodcock considering >>5113766's description of its behaviour.>>5116937There’s this weird New York effect: the city is so dense and artificial that any visible piece of non-human life that isn’t a pigeon, rat or Hasid feels like it’s been “placed” there on purpose so a bird like that [presumably] woodcock doesn’t read as “animal" to New Yorkers, it reads as “incident" unless you're the type to go through The Ramble regularly or you live near someplace marshy like Jamaica Bay.Even nature in NY is artificial. It's carefully manicured and planned.
>>5115995>I have two personalities
>>5116938>he doesn't get the reference
>>5117174Frens :)
>>5116908some sort of neurological issue I bet
>>5117044awwww he's so happy
>>5117184IIRC it was raised in a stable alongside a load of horses and picked up trotting from them, or at least that's what was claimed when I saved the webm
>>5117204>female moment
>>5112407I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
>>5117403I don't blame him, if I had a fluffy cow I'd want to give it scritchies all the time too
>>5117781O RLY?
>>5117874Based oldfag
>>5112394
>>5117874YA RLY
>>5118035Chat is this real?
>>5118081Yeah, human hands have some sort of magical quality that animals can't seem to get enough of
>>5118081>>5118110No. Carps, while among the most interactive fish, are nonetheless still fish and being removed from the water like that and tossed is an extreme stress event. Once back in the water, Mr Glubglub would be far too disoriented to dart straight back to the spot it started from, if it even had the inclination to do that in the first place, which it wouldn't.It's a bullshit video.
>>5118121Carps and fake videos both sound badass
>>5118148cats having this second pair of white eyelids is kinda freaky
>>5118121>fish that leave the water are FOREVERIALLY DISORIENTEDBrother has never even bought a fish from a pet store
>>5118110>>5118181I'm sorry to say you're retarded, and this guy >>5118121 is correct
>>5118135Why is he so ANGRY?
>>5115909>who’s proper fucked now?
>>5118051NO WAI
>>5118613that's a gallimimus
>>5118168>second pair of eyelids>like eating fish despite supposedly coming from the desertSTOP RESEARCHING
>>5112467lmao
>>5118613BEHOLD
>>5118613that's a man
>>5118948Well that certainly didn't look as though it was touched for the very first time.
>>5115861any hole that a cat can fit its head through, it can fit its entire body through
>>5118954Kek
>>5118993I thought about getting pet rats but I heard they have a very short lifespan and pidd and shidd everywhere
>>5118948Fuck you!Damn jumpscares :(
>>5118613Goddamn it Diogenes.
>>5118993do they know?
>>5119233These men later went on /an/ to say dogs suck and cats are better
>>5119237theyre right skin for it>>5119020all rodents piss and shit everywhere, for good reason, its how they find their way around in the dark
>>5119255>its how they find their way around in the darkNonsense.
>>5119233poor immigrants just had a sexual emergency
>>5119233I was the woman in that video, thank you to the guy and his dog
>>5118948Made me jump lol
>>5118948
>>5112407
>>5119669Oh god, they're so derpy, I love it
>>5119237>These men later went on /an/ to say dogs suck and cats are betterIncluding the dog owner!
>>5117868Did... Did the quick brown fox just jump over the lazy dog?
>>5119895
>>5119431fake and gay knockout
>>5119431heem sleepy
>>5119895>ywn have an elephant bro to play trunk related pranks on people withWhy even live?
>>5119412psot bob beutifuli kiss you
>>5113000That mf is NOT human
>>5116093I know le trypophobia is a meme on the internet but that webm legit gave me cold sweats and I want to skin myself. I took a scalding hot shower and tried to wash the filth off but now my skin just hurts everywhere
>>5119928shibes aren't lazy, they just don't wanna.just like me frfr
>>5120301the concept itself is just objectively disgusting, having enlarged skin pores where other animals live in
>>5115682>>5115680I hate dogs so fucking much.
>>5120309It's an egg sac
>>5120451Shalom.
>>5120451by allah, you are a dog. i will go on as usual.
>>5120451
Anons be like muh dog or muh cat.
>>5120490Las vegas is crazy.Exotic pets are legal in different parts (the "Las Vegas Valley is actually multiple townships).About once a month theres a new report on the local stations like "theres an orangutan on the loose at the intersection of Tropican and Valley View, please avoid the area".
>>5120490lol I just clocked that it's a lion, I thought it was a weirdly unremarkable gif of a dog in the back of a car
>>5120642my cat was also able to do this but only with a specific bracelet made out of rubber, but over time he unlearned it
>>5117868kino
>>5120770Welcome to Dubai.Someone post the video of the woman casually carrying a snarling lioness down the street.
>>5120881This one?
>>5120908That one. I get a kick out of it every time. lol
>>5120084Bats are so cute, why'd they have to be cursed to carry so many nastys?
>>5120451Calm down toxotroon
>>5120908>purely performative tantrum, no genuine attempt to hurt its captorCertified kino>>5121057>muh toxo out of NOWHEREObsessed
>>5120908funny but it's probably had its claws and teeth removed
>>5120490>JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET OUT THE CAR
>>5121116I'm not so sure. In the uncut video, she drops or puts down gigantokitty at one point and it just stays put. I think it just doesn't like being picked up.
>>5121110>muh dogs bad out of NOWHEREObsessed
>>5121345My first pets were a pair of finches. My parents left the kitchen window open one night and they died of cold. :(
>>5121373Not the same anon, retard. Don't seethe and perpetuate redditor console wars just because some dumb nigger said he hates dogs.
>>5121116even then, if it was serious about escaping or hurting the woman it would be able to do so by sheer strength alone
>>5121368no seriously, why did he do it?
>>5121345two dinosaurs
many dinosaurs?
>>5121911What the fuck are those?
>>5121948An old video played in reverse. I think it was said to be a family of coati.
>>5118711It doesn't make sense to me that people think this is weird. It's meat and cats eat meat, what's the big deal? Also I'm pretty sure rivers that run through deserts still have fish in them that cats eat.
>>5121972>Damn you Bebop!!
>>5122265baby goats are a treasure to the world
>>5121950the sad thing is today with AI clever tricks like this became kinda pointless
>>5122671love how smoothly the cat slithers through it, but the corgi got it right desu, some animals sometimes act like standing objects are impassible barriers
>>5122263frens
>>5122842Not the least convincing toupée I've ever seen.
>>5122263the pushing off the tree mid jump is pretty cool
>>5115992>I'm in.
>>5121972Wait what the fuck happened where did it take him is he okay???
gato
>>5123109
>>5122623Wrong. You can subconsciously tell when shit is AI even if it's not obvious, that matters.
>>5122671>rogue>ranger>barbarian
>>5123118You think you can and thats even more dangerousThe truth is you have already been fooled
Requesting Tasmanian Devil webms.
>>5118653>me playing fighting games be like
>>5123114>a bunch of effeminate european men>a doggieWho you got?
huh, how come videos don't show filenames and any other details anymore?
>>5123265XT bug, fix is this:change line 19923 fromtext: '.file > :first-child'totext: '.file > .fileText'
>>5122842why are guinea pigs so fabulous
