"Disregard the constabulary" edition
>>5112408>>5112410Ratites are goofy
>>5112422>scooby doo running sound
>>5112395magpies are cool birds
>>5112400
>>5112395What species of bat is that?
>>5112407fuck him, i can take him
>>5112395I don't know how many years ago I made this webm, but always nice to still see it.
>>5112472MMLLLBLBLBLBLBLBLEM BLBLBLBLBL BLLLEMBLM
>>5112400>kek, stop it. That tickles!
>>5112470This looks like Australian Magpie. Which is a passerine not corvidae.Just for the record.
>>5112545you're correct that australian magpies aren't corvids, but you make it sound like actual corvids aren't also passerines too, which they are.
>>5112567
>>5112399Never fails to make me smile.
>>5112399based. i want my cities to be bird-friendly.
>>5112405He wants to see the world burn
>>5112399
>>5112405>OH NO, THERE GOES TOKYO
>>5112472>pov: your squad keeps fighting every patrol and you haven't destroyed the 2 Stalker nests yet
>>5113000>'sup shrek
>>5113319Doggo
>>5112768who would win in a fight
>>5113493cats, like all felines, are more likely to flee and thus lose. this is just survival instinct since serious injuries can mean death by starvation if you're an hunting animal.
>>5113496>birds>less likely to fleeAre you australian
>>5113493gato obviously
>>5113753love those birbs, especially their silly dance and funny chirping
>>5113753WENK
>>5113507dont understimate corvids!
>>5113808What is he calculating?
>>5113815The question to life, the universe, and everything
>>5113808I want someone to make a Tap Tap Revolution game for smartphones just so this little rat-lookin'-ass motherfucker can put his skills to good use.
>>5112766This Three Stooges shit always makes me laugh.
>>5113879Silly mouse, everyone knows the answer is 42.
>>5114008No shit. But that's not the question, is it? That's why the mice went to Magrathea to commissione Slartibartfast to build the gigantic supercomputer called Earth to figure out what the question is.Damned psychiatrists.
>>5112999that cats gonna smell like ass
>>5114056that's not an ass, that's a cow
>>5113808>damn! The nuclear rocket shutdown code is SHA512-encrypted, we are doomed!>how much time do we have left>only 14 seconds!>say no more
>>5112400New reaction video
>>5112409There's a non-zero chance any post you've read was made by a parakeet.
>>5112613Deserved
>>5113493Those appear to be black vultures.Black Vultures are very agressive, they can't smell, so they typically follow turkey vultures to carcasses and fight them off.The cats are likely slightly stronger than the vultures, but the vultures' aggression would give them the upper hand.
>>5114056>that cheeky little grinBased monke
>>5112481this is why they can't walk back down stairs
>>5113808very intelligent mouse calculating at incredible hihg speeds
>>5114664more like voyeur horse
>>5112530
>>5114664>why don't I get a tent, Deborah?
>>5114963wtf is this real?
>>5114664https://youtube.com/watch?v=x4EILv3kYKQ
>>5114982The cat is
>>5112400underage anime girl feet pov
>>5115164Prehensile tailed porcs are cuties
>>5112406proof we live in a matrix
>>5112401>you right?>swinging>na mate>na is good>ye?>ye>hell shit we swinging
>>5113000Reverse DoorDash. They come to you expecting food, but you don't look and smell ass enough.
>internet vs IRL
>>5115680
>>5115650>dies of heart attack induced by stress two mins later
>>5115780Oreo... easy on the cheese
>>5112978what a dick!
>>5115819>Australia has bin chickens>South America has booty chickens
>>5115819pretty sure that deer is sick and dying from a bird following it around eating its organs
>>5115827>eating its organsIt's just foreplay.
>>5115820We just call them latinas
>>5115650do not torture the bun like this
>>5115827I believe the deer has an itchy ass from worms, and the bird is eating them.Nature! It's fucking gross!
>>5115201DAMN
>>5115909All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
>>5115861Cats really are liquid
>>5115909>Usain Bunton
>>5115861
>>5115961>>5115861I'm putting together a team.
>>5116093holy fuck i thought that was a zit or something
>>5116093god i hate these obvious AI videos
>>5116188Thats a Surinam toad, its real.
>>5116093Genuinely one of the most disgusting animals I know.
>>5116188that video is older than you
>>5116272is that poor dog is trying to play-bite the horses leg here?that's one way of getting domed by a spooked horse
>>5115780>Why don't you come down here so I can suck your cock, pretty boy?
>>5116282Nice
>>5116016Amazing, but also disgusting.
>>5112474fake. they don't have arms like that yet.
>>5116273No, but he gives a little bark at one point.
>>5116274>tfw you'll never boop a lion
>>5114664This is begging for the Jurassic Park music
>>5116507I have. : )
>>5115925lmao came to post this one
>>5116743HahahaHa-Ha!HahahaHa-Ha!Hahahahahaha!
>>5116743Imagine getting spinal tapped by it
>>5116272>tries to imitate the horse's trot but his legs are too short to keep upcute
>>5116872>hey babe! wanna have fun tonight?>nah, sorry, I have plans, I'm peeling my camel
>>5116743Man fails to grab his pecker>>5116816He TANKED that
>>5116848>tries to imitate the horse's trotHere's another
>>5112612>Bye bitch*shits on you*
>>5113753Why are so many npcs gathered around that stupid looking bird?
>>5116276Please die
>>5115819That deer is gonna have ruptured innards
>>5116908Cute kot
>>5116875life would propably be a million times better and more efficient if sexual selection wasn't as much of a thing
>>5116743I'm not fit or flexible in any way but I could always touch my fingers behind my back
>>5115202>Two for flinching
>>5116937>dozen of people take a break from their busy life to appreciate nature>bitter and lonely autist without theory of mind and an eye for beauty cannot understand people like birds
>>5116985 To be fair, I had the same reaction to my sister telling me about that turkey on Roosevelt Island. We used to live in Yorkville but I've since left Manhattan (and NY altogether) and live somewhere where turkeys are just part of the scenery but my sister is still in New York so to her, that turkey is some amazing thing to see. She lost her shit at a heron once. A fucking heron. In New York. They're common as fuck but she's somehow never seen one. It's just a matter of perspective and context.She hasn't told me about this bird, though. I'm guessing it's a woodcock considering >>5113766's description of its behaviour.>>5116937There’s this weird New York effect: the city is so dense and artificial that any visible piece of non-human life that isn’t a pigeon, rat or Hasid feels like it’s been “placed” there on purpose so a bird like that [presumably] woodcock doesn’t read as “animal" to New Yorkers, it reads as “incident" unless you're the type to go through The Ramble regularly or you live near someplace marshy like Jamaica Bay.Even nature in NY is artificial. It's carefully manicured and planned.
>>5115995>I have two personalities
>>5116938>he doesn't get the reference
>>5117174Frens :)
>>5116908some sort of neurological issue I bet
>>5117044awwww he's so happy
>>5117184IIRC it was raised in a stable alongside a load of horses and picked up trotting from them, or at least that's what was claimed when I saved the webm
>>5117204>female moment
>>5112407I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
