Recently I decided that I wanted to get a pet as a new home owner but because of my work schedule the amount of time I could afford to spend with a pet would be limiting, yet I still wanted a companion animal. I have always been ride or die for dogs but I was faced with the harsh reality that having a dog would be impractical and unfair so I reluctantly turned my head to other options.I now have two cats and I haven't been happier. My house fills warm and homely now that it is not just me living by myself and the cats are no where near as vain or anti-social as I was led to believe. Even with my long work hours they always meet me at the front door and proceed to follow me and try climb up to get as close as they can. Food isn't a deciding factor for behavior, they are willing to just sleep on me in the mornings if I lie in and not put their usual food out. I still like dogs but the level of affection a cat can give without demanding your time 100% just feels far more natural or grounded. It's exactly like this qoute:>I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soulI suppose what I am trying to say is I retract any shitpost I may have done in the past arguing cats are inherently semitic while dogs are inherently aryan. I was gravely mistaken.
>>5112576Cats are servile animals for lesser souls. Dogs demand, dogs negotiate, dogs extort, dogs will truly want space. Dogs will not even grace you with a reaction if you bother them. They will not reward you with entertainment. Dogs hold grudges. Dogs get revenge. A dog will live with you for their entire life and never love you if you betray their trust sufficiently. But dangle a string, make a noise, point a finger, and whether they enjoy it or not the cat will amuse you and return to your lap the same night. They are programmed to be household entertainment from birth. It’s even a widespread joke to drug them (catnip). Their love is automatic instinct and abused for laughs. Cats were video games before video games existed and this has some connection to the culture of the disposable catTo truly live with a dog as companions is noble, and the more noble the dog (ie: husky, great pyrenees, malamute, shiba inu, akita) the more this is apparent as a continuation of the contemplative ways of the aryan steppe warriorsThe cat is the private circus animal of the sedentaryThis is why facts about cats inefficacy as pest control cause instant seethe. Without the fantasy of the useful cat, no amount of quotes from poets and authors can undo the cats nature as a rather smelly form of mere entertainment and owning them become a shame indeed.
>>5112580>Cats are servile animals for lesser souls. Dogs demand, dogs negotiate, dogs extort, dogs will truly want space. Dogs will not even grace you with a reaction if you bother them. They will not reward you with entertainment. Dogs hold grudges. Dogs get revenge. A dog will live with you for their entire life and never love you if you betray their trust sufficiently.I think you were meant to write parrot in place of dog there anon
>>5112581Parrots are more on the cat side. Smart, sure, but they don’t even need forced into an mkultra program to live in a tiny cage for their entire life. Dogs have to be abused or bred down into literally deformed abominations to be what people who don’t truly respect their fellow apex predators want them to be - tools and toys. The absence of dysgenics programs indicates only an animal that did not need downgraded further to satisfy the low men.
>>5112580>t.
>>5112583>posts a cat
>>5112580>Dogs hold grudges. Dogs get revenge.Don't pretend that cats don't do that too.
>>5112576Congratulations, you realized you're a normal human being instead of a seething s******n that has aneurysms over seeing cat pictures. Also cool painting of Richelieu, never seen this one before.
Cats are not funny or cute and never will be
>>5112598>censored nonsense wordschizophrenic detectedtake meds
>>5112602no
>>5112593If you hurt a cat it will most likely avoid you. is not like it can kill you
>>5112591I think you will find he posted a wolf.>>5112823If you hurt a cat it will attack you on sight if you are close to it. The only reason they tend to run off if they see you from a distance is because they know you are a far larger predator that can kill them. Dogs do the exact same thing, but retards like >>5112580 see exceptions that will charge humans on sight from a distance due to a mixture of heavy inbreeding as well as neurotic social conditioning and see it as dogs "getting revenge" then paint it as baseline behavior.
Dogs are clingy because they are pack animals. Them being clingy is begging for their packs to help them in cleanliness, keeping them fit and so on. Dogs are best in groups. It's why i have 5 dogs and they are noisy longer clingy. Understand their nature. Dogs feel more safe with a pack. Dogs have higher serotonin level than cats. It's why they are very social animals.
>>5113300>Dogs have higher serotonin level than cats. It's why they are very social animals.How do we maximize this in cats?
>>5112582Pretty dumb coming from you who is probably dysgenic autistic mongoloid looking white person. There are cats that are dysgenic and serve no use. He'll no animals can replace dogs but many animals can replace cat in control pests.
>>5113301Never possible because they are inherently solitary animals. If they were very social the autistic people here and the whole entire website would dislike them like dogs because are too social and to upfront.
>>5113302>There are cats that are dysgenic and serve no useCome now.Even persians have their uses when you want to wake up every morning to the stare of a chinese emperor that has just shat all over a litterbox.
Updated comment. Stupid autocorrect Dogs are clingy because they are pack animals. Them being clingy is begging for their packs to help them in cleanliness, keeping them fit and so on. Dogs are best in groups. It's why i have 5 dogs and they are no longer clingy. Understand their nature. Dogs feel more safe with a pack.Dogs have higher serotonin level than cats. It's why they are very social animals.
>>5113304I find them very ugly. Status animals with ugly faces that look like a down syndrome person. Between a pug and that ugly cat. Im more comfortable looking at a pug than that ugly thing.
>>5112823Its the upside of dogs. People kill dogs and cats a lot of times. But at least a dog can kill them back. Very1000 few cats can kill a person usually a weak woman but a dog can end people's live.Yeah they have an advantage on revenge.
>>5113306Thats racist
>>5112576Cats realy are a source of joy. It's nice to have a little creature who is just happy to see you.
>>5112581Yeah that has parrot/swan written all over it.
there were no sides to begin with
>>5113873nigga get outta here with your horseshoe theory shit
>>5113876there is no horseshoe either
