And as punishment you shall wear the stringy garish clown outfit
>>5112798coyotes hate roman candles because they're communists
reminds me of the funny helmets that Aussies wear to deter magpie attacks
>>5112798>fpv drone dog armour
>>5113013are they that common or is this just a funny meme
>>5113312Magpie attacks are relatively common. If you mean the helmets, then they aren't super common, no. They're a bit redundant because magpies aren't gonna land on your helmet anyway, they just aggressively dive and swoop.
>>5113013what's up with aussies being in a constant state of war with the bird kingdom?
>>5112798canine cope cage
owl endangerereagle population-thinnercoyote annihilatorwolf piercer
>>5113495It's brutal. There's Magpies trying to peck your eyes out, 'Firehawks' actually spreading wildfires, the whole Emu thing....
>>5113013Kino helmet
>>5113905Someone who lost an eye could fit a small bird feeder in the socket and train birds to peck for food :)
>>5113013Why are aussie magpies agressive? We have those here in Europe and they don't hurt anyone
>>5114314>We have those here in EuropeNo, those are fagpies
>>5113954lmao jc
>>5114314A lot of the flora and fauna in Australia have the same names as things from elsewhere, but they are not actually the same species. The Australian "magpie" is not really a magpie or in the corvid family at all, it's a totally different bird Gymnorhina tibicen. They call it a "magpie" because it resembles one but it's only superficially similar.
>>5115571He's mean but he's still nice
>>5113905luckily for her, she didn't lose her eye.
>>5115571prompt: caterpillar hedgehog
>>5114329fuck you, pica^2 are based.
>>5115571afrotheria is wild man