What are your thoughts on bears?
I would pay to watch one maul you to death.
This. This is what I think of bears.
>>5113341What is he eating?
>>5113348Looks like some kind of pumpkin or squash
>>5113325I dont like them, they are 2 faced bitches
>>5113411Hope burr ate that dumb bitch
>>5113411>impossible to open Chinese food containers
>>5113325Why are soles so universally private-feeling?
>>5113411so THAT'S where Hiro has been hiding
>>5113605>universally private-feelingWhat does this even mean?
If not friend then why friend shaped
huge fucking squirrel
>>5113411The man you insulted will not save you from a bear you dumb bitch
>>5113616kek
>>5113325
>>5113684There is an autist (or rogue AI) that posts the same thread everywhere it can and ALWAYS on /trash/.>>>/r9k/84272650>>>/r9k/84278630
Bears want to be domesticated.
>>5113341>that tongueI wish I were that pumpkin or squash
Zeta thread?
Lets have a real thread for once.
>>5113325I once saw a bear dig a hole and sit in it. It was the most meaningful thing I’ve ever witnessed
>>5113895That's cool.
>"racism is wrong">proceeds to treats bears differently based on their color
>>5113833Wait, have bears had humps this whole time and I never noticed?
>>5116883Humans are more complex and variable than any animal.
>>5113644I dont know but it made my skin fucking crawl
>>5117844humans are animals
>>5113325they are neat
>>5113875every bear needs at least one bath per week.
Terrifying, but in an awe and respect sorta way. They embody what, to me, is so scary about the American wilderness. Big and deadly, but ultimately if you are smart - very fun and interesting. Bears are among those legendary creatures from all of human history, like Wolves and Eagles. Majestic and powerful. picrel in The Boss from Banff. 700lbs and something like 30 years old. What an incredible beast.
>>5118050I have heard that bears are stinky.
>>5113325Bears are cool. My favorite is the Sun Bear.
can't bear em desu
>>5113325Black bears are kinda goofy. I can always hear them crashing through the woods before I see them. Just don't startle them or get between their cubs and they are quite harmless in my experience.Brown bears are scary AF. I was driving a 4WD on a wooded trail when a brown bear appeared at the edge of the treeline. It proceeded to run parallel with the vehicle for about a mile at 15-20 MPH before it disappeared into the woods. It freaked me out so much that I didn't get out of the vehicle until I got back to town.For both black and brown bears, I wish people would secure their trash. I'm tired of picking up my neighbor's weed bags and maxipads from my side lot.
