Previously on /jef/ >>5112982Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
Well guys, it looks like it is my IP that is autosaging my threads. Must be a new thing the site is doing since I never had a problem before. Someone else will have to make thread #20.
Maybe I spoke too soon. It looks like that last one actually bumped the thread. Weird things are afoot here
it's peanut! hi peanut!
>>5115495hi
>>5115483>>5115494jef has been pwnd>>5115497very rare suave jef
>>5115479Milasha?
>>5115497who let his ass read Berserk
>>5115486stop the pointing immediately
>>5115491is this all he does all day? tell him to get a job!
>>5115497>capy, we are leaving...
>>5115514jef's reign of terror started very early in life
>>5115515>And this is where I'd show my balls>IF I HAD THEM
>>5115479Catgirl jef a cute
>>5115549I wish I understood this reference but I never was a watcher of much anime
What happens if he sees a picture of a realt capybara? Can he see one at the local zoo?
>>5115591stretchy Jef
>>5115514Jef is a pit fiend >>5115520Damn I gotta draw tha>>5115549Kino
>>5115490Do cats like those cardboard beds? I'm seeing them more and more
>>5115605Mine seem to really like them
>>5115591>jef ascends the goon tower
>>5115488>bad kitty>escapes>hits big orang>costs money at the vet>jump on countertops>spoiled>meow too loud#canceljef
>>5115623jef is a war hero, you can't cancel him.
>>5115493OP cannot bump their own thread. Workaround is using a separate device with a unique IP just to create a thread and then using the primary device to post into it. That way you can keep your own thread alive when others rarely post into it.
>>5115493Just swap from wifi to cellular vice versa
>>5115631I want the TRUTH about what happened in the war
>>5115637jef lied, big orang spied. Millions died.
>>5115632OP here, I think I was mistaken, a janny must’ve autosaged the previous thread. If this message bumps the thread, we’re in thr clear, until janny goes on a power trip again
>>5115593Anon, he doesn’t even care about the replacement capybara plushies
>>5115669jef the killer creepypasta lookin ass
>>5115483Be humbled, Jef
>>5115675Humility is not a concept in jefs world
>>5115670Does he hide under the couch and attack your legs when you sit down?
>>5115637
>>5115483drawfag, pls draw Jef as an eldritch horror about to unleash hell on everyone that pointed at him
>>5115787this but use this as a meme template
>>5115801idk, i think>>5115483is more blocked out like a classical renaissance painting. the angles and lighting are perfect. it has timeless meme potential
>>5115846>meow, welcome to my bazaar, stranger>may I interest you in some fine wares?
>>5115846Jef is bazaar
>>5115846What does Jefy-baba sell?
>>5115488>>5115489stealing these to post on other boards
I reckon this song is playing on loop 24/7 in jefery’s headhttps://youtu.be/li5mXnHyg9w
>>5115887Capybaras and capybara accessories
It might look like we constantly point at him just to provoke him, but no, when he terrorizes one of the other cats for no reason, he deserves it
>>5115708Yeah he does, he’s an ankle biter
>>5115945it only fuels jefs rage
>>5115907lol good one
>>5115945Justice for Big Orange
>>5115945i demand jef be pointed at until he stops attacking orang
>>5115665your wife encourages his bad behavior
I’m ordering 2x20 piece mcnugget mcdelivered for jef
>>5116080make it a 3 piece tuna can
>>5116081Oh… I already placed the order…I thought it was mcnuggets that jef wanted to try…
>>5116082are the nuggets in question deep-fried pieces of tuna fish?
More yummy mcnuggets for me then, jef haha
>>5116087tuna of the land
OP here. I want to clarify that we feed Jef some wet cat food that had tuna in it. He likes it, but his absolute favorite thing to eat is shrimp. He goes fucking nuts for it.
>>5116096perhaps some pics of you feeding jef an entire shrimp?
>>5116096give him shrimp fried rice
>>5116105Can cats have rice? Doesn't it cause inflammation?
>>5116096>He goes fucking nuts for it.Prove it
>>5116096that's just not the same
>>5115486What the fuck is under the censor...
>>5116096He has $$$ taste.
>>5116100I will when we cook some again
>>5116108You’re definitely not supposed to give them rice
I’ll be uploading an exclusive Jefrey video here shortly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZSwrS7hfxE
>>511608840 nuggets? God damn
>>5116178he was being very naughty in this video. no treats for a WEEK!
>>5116174...is she wearing corduroy pants?
>>5116174rare cute jeff
>>5116181>>5116182Scottish Fold mixes are weird, man. He head too wide for he neck
>>5116178what a loathsome little wretch. he does indeed deserve the finger
>>5116178jef did nothing wrong
>>5116224don't finger jef
>>5116178My dude you adopted a goblin. I feel bad the oranges
>>5116266OP and his wife buy like 30 oranges a month for some damn reason. fuckin' weirdos
>>5116267I wouldn’t say that we buy them, it seems that we just randomly acquire them from other people
>>5116299>DON'T LET HER TAKE ME
>>5116299he doesn’t even look like a cat here. Weird
Is anyone else having trouble posting images or just me?
>>5116326He's the one being carried, genius, not the carrier.
>>5116346No, but I've been having a lot of trouble making real thoughts latelyIt has been very painful and difficult for me
>>5116364>obi-wan kenobi vs. anakin skywalker final fight from revenge of the sith (2026, colorized)
>>5116366he pretends to be so innocent
tell ur wife to stop SPOILING jefrey
>>5116364Jefrey looks angry and old orange does not
>>5116619>>5116623a jedi never lets his anger control him. jef is a young padawan on the path of the dark side. i hope it's not too late for him...
>>5116623That’s Big Orang. Big is solid orange, Old has white socks and tuxedo
>>5116638>Solid Orangdrawfag knows what he must do...
>>5116638>>5116641Bad-Kitty Jef>Abandoned Mercenary For HireSolid Orang>Betrayed By An OrphanOld Orang>Bound To Keep A Warring Family At PeaceMetal Gear Solid 6
>>5116645loland btw here’s his new favorite toy. A fucking rubber band he found
>>5116648retard jef will eat that and get intestine blockage
>>5116645Kek
oranges > jefrey
>>5116693You mean oranges the fruit, or the two other orange cats?
Here are some pictures of Old Orang circa 2017I wasn’t feeding her contact lens solution, I found her during Chinese new year and no pet stores were open, so I had to feed her goat milk powder out of this bottle
CUTE goblin
9 years later
>>5116716Thanks for sharing old orange pics!
>>5116366I would die for these two kots. Thank you for sharing OP, keep sharing please.
>>5116709POCKET CAT
>>5115477Jefrey Epstein
>>5116716he looks flabby
will you feed jef a shrimp tonight?
>>5116782Yes. I will give him a shrimp. Just for you, Anon
>>5116846Post a picture of it
>>5116846NO DON'T DO IT YOU FOOL
>>5116863FEED HIM TWO SHRIMP
>>5116878You want space cats? Because that's how you get space cats.
>>5116879I want what's owed to us. OP promised us tuna can but then renigged
>>5116884I never promised that, I said if I saw a can of tuna while grocery shopping I’d pick one up. Then I realized there’s tuna in the cat food I sometimes give him, which he likes, but nowhere near as much as he likes shrimp
>>5116918just buy them a can of tuna already
>>5116921>Did I leave the oven on?
>>5116919Liquid Jef
>>5116878Actually I gotta postpone the shrimp til tomorrow
>>5116951AAAAAHHHHH MOTHERFUCKER
>>5116918>I said if I saw a can of tuna while grocery shopping I’d pick one upNigga you can't read Chinese. Quit playin. How tf will you know if it says tuna.
>>5116961>>5116962>>5116963>>5116964waht is this? it looks like miniature dude weed but i like the aesthetics of it
>>5117052I'm confused. Are you really saying you can't immediately recognise a maple tree? Like… wut
>>5117059Uh... can you? Those are too narrow to be maple leaves, pic related also the tree is tiny
>>5117060you might be dumber than Jef. congrats.
>>5117060Google "potted maple", kiddo. >>5117066I was legitimately bewildered at Anon's question at first but then realised that >>5117052 has simply never seen Asian/Japanese maple trees. American ones, like Americans themselves, are fatter. So are European ones. But unlike both European and Asian (and much like Americans themselves) American maples are also loaded with sugar. Three distinct species and two look close to identical so I should have been less surprised. >>5117052Sorry for being a jerk
>>5116964Jef smokin' that PURP
if OP doesn't upload pics of the bois dining on shrimp TONIGHT, i'm gonna lose it
>>5117085napkins, silverware, wine red tablecloth, candles, the works
>>5116964Jed looking aerodynamic here
>>5117095It's JEF and he's not anemic
>>5117068Are you European in China?
>>5117104I’m OP not him. I’m American.
>>5117107Is Jef just bad all day?
>>5117118Pretty much. He’s a hammer in search of a nail. If you read online, they say Scottish Folds are supposed to be chill. Jef has a lot of bottled up energy and when he doesn’t have an outlet for it, he fucks with the other cats.
>>5117107An American in China telling me what maple trees should look like is a great bit
>>5117129Although I do not deny that us Americans are thicker and full of sugar. Does your wife have hukou?
I'm >>5117059/>>5117068I'm not OP.>>5117104No, I'm a-peein' in my bathroom. But at one time, I was an European kid living in Singapore. And once again, I'm not OP.>>5117130>>5117129I'm not OP.
>>5117130What a weird question. It’s like asking an American if they have a social security number. If you mean if she has a hukou in the place we live, yes, because she (we) own property here.
Jefrey eating a shrimp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ISMmJThC1Y
>>5117221You weren't lying. He barely even took a breath the whole time
>>5117225Haven’t found anything he likes more than a shrimp
>>5117234Why is someone in the background flipping through the chapters on a yngve malmsteen live DVD. I thought it was van halen live without a net at first.
>>5117237My wife was watching people play bass on tiktok
>>5117240She should be looking up ways to import more shrimp for Jef.
>>5117242I agree but unfortunately Jef is gonna have to fight his own battles sometimes
old orang bloodied him up a little bit
>>5117361his fault
>>5117361Fuck around and find out
>>5117361I used to be on jef's side, but upon reviewing DAMNING evidence, I must side with big Orang
>>5117359>am i even REAL?
>>5116706Old Orang came FIRST. she was grateful! she never caused any problems. Only wanted love>>5116716Old Orang stayed HUMBLE>>5116919Jef is LAZY!>>5116920>>5116921He's always PLOTTING ESCAPE!BAD KITTY>>5116961Jef doesn't respect the dank cush plant>>5117107Jef ATTACKS his elders for NO REASON>>5117208they try to show him patience>>5117355looks like a fuckin tulip>>5117361Big Orang and Old Orang put Jef in his placeJef is the VILLAIN. why do we celebrate him?
>>5117221I’m gonna get shrimp fried rice for jefrey with extra MSG
>>5117354Sinister Jef
>>5117475is Jef still getting enough water?
>>5117487yep
>>5117250awww (:
>>5117477Jef is my favorite pokemon
>>5117250Orange and creamsicle
>>5117477Head looking very healthy and rotund
>>5117477Glue a gold coin to his head and he'll be Meowth
>>5117534>comparing jef to pokeslopoof
>>5117704
Old Baby Jef videohttps://youtu.be/WjQQktE6b44
>>5117380I have never seen my cat looking at its own reflection, this is pretty kewl
>>5117724Speaking of kewl, I need to find him a pair of cat-sized sunglasses
>>5117708How was he with the other cats when he was a baby?
>>5117728
>>5117729What's that character in began 要 and 一?
>>5117740in between*
>>5117728same as he ever was>>5117729
>>5117708ugly baby
>>5117741>>5117740Tián. Sweetness. It's itself made up of the radicals thousand mouth sweet. Notice the doughnut and sweetroll on the box? And the mentions of macarons? It's going for an incomprehensible sweet/dessert theme for a scratching/activity box, like the duck cheese box OP posted a while back. Reminds me of Mr Washee Washee's Super Cowboy USA Hot Dog Rocket Ship American Cleaners Number One from Family Guy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTBLUuBWWkHey OP: how does your wife feel about racism? My best friend's wife is from Guangzhou and she thinks Western racist depictions of Asians, Chinese in particular, are hilarious. Other than half of my dad, she's literally the only Asian person I know who does. Everyone else gets really offended.
>>5117760谢谢I knew 舌 and 甘, never see them together as 甜 before.Out of curiosity, why describe 舌 as thousand mouth and not tongue?
>>5117762I just wanted to be silly cuz Chinese can look silly to people who can read Chinese. Even if 舌 isn't actually made up of those radicals, it looks like it and that's good enough for me lol Like how snake is roof-spoon bug. I talked about that here before a long time ago.The roof-spoon part isn't actually made of the radicals for roof and spoon, it just looks like it.It's kinda like pic related to an English speaker.
>>5117760Nobody really cares about racism under the Western context, but people will get mad AF about like, Japanese stuff, or when some other Asian country claims credit for inventing or achieving something that they think they invented.
>>5117760>how does your wife feel about racism?my guy, this is a fucking jef thread. post pics of jef or statements about jef. get the fuck outta here with that /pol/ shit.
>>5117848Shut up incel
>>5117848
>>5117860Post jef memes or else ur faget
>>5117661Looks like AI lol
>>5117936>mmm string...
>>5117936how mad would jef be if i scratched his little head and patted his belly?
>>5118008Hell hath no fury like a Jef patted 'n scratched
>>5118008furious
>>5118107go drink water, bitch.
>>5118108rude
>>5118113>bro you got any 'nip?
>>5118112>WERE YOU ON THE COUNTER THE NIGHT OF APRIL 20th?>*meow*>WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT, CAT
>>5118107Tell ur wife to paint Jef's nails. He'll look so silly.
>>5117474Poetic photo
Longtime /jef/ poster here. 4/22 is my birthday. Do you have any rare Jef NFT's I can collect? I feel like they'll be worth a lot of money after the collapse
I’m going back to work in 8 minutes jef
>>5118152Happy birthday dude! Here’s a rare baby Jef taking a piss NFT. This is for you only, NOBODY ELSE DOWNLOAD IT
Fuck jef the little rat
>>5118164Bruh, that's a tiny little pokemon
>>5115907>If you knew you would scream too
>>5117361>Indian jeff
i love jefrey so much
>>5118215You don't mean that...
i hate jefrey not much
jef stinks
>>5118236point shit, get bit
>>5118164very rare. thank you. i collected it immediately. today is gonna be a good day.
>>5118164This is so funny! I just emailed it to all my coworkers and now they can't and won't stop laughing!
>>5118285YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NFT
>>5118287Wait, what? I'm not allowed to email them?I mean I kinda already sent it to like a dozen people. I can go talk to them and see if they can send them back, but...
>>5118294Tell them to DELETE it
>>5118294I WANT IT OFF. THE. INTERNET.
>>5115806>it has timeless meme potentialSpeaking of which, can someone post the wanted poster? I forgot to save it.
>>5118359
>>5118365jef was a VERY bad kitty that day...
>>5118174You wanna get bopped? Come to my local pub and chat shit about Jef, see what happens.
When the time comes does somebody else wanna make thread #20?
>>5118113*boop*Hi jef!
>>5118430For Jef it will happen
>>5118430>op doesn't wanna make Jef threads anymore>op hates Jef
>>5118451Nah but I’ve made 19 of em and running out of names for editions
>>5118453>jef eats a shrimp edition>jef causes more trouble edition>jef says the n-word edition>jef wreaks havoc edition >special bi-annual Old & Big Orang edition (no jef allowed)>guest host (your wife's feet) edition>jef learns Chinese edition >jef outdoors/backpack humiliation ritual edition >everyone draw jef and submit a pic edition >catnip edition >laying around all day chopping lines of catnip edition>ripping huge lines of catnip and watching the entire Pokémon indigo league in one day edition >jef is an addict and needs an intervention edition >jef is becoming violent and destructive edition>we have to get rid of jef forever edition
>>5118453>jef's existential crisis>viva la jef>the capy diaries: 1-34>jef reviews various tinned cat food>jef vs. Big Orang>jef vs. The Tax Collector >jef vs. your wife's toes >your wife's toes II: with a vengeance >jef gets force fed water (but it's doctor's orders) >jef relapses on catnip>Pokéjef>Monday night Jef >Thursday Night Jefdown>Jefamania>Jef says the N-word... AGAIN
>>5118453>Ethereal Jef>Ultimate Jef>Eternal Jef>for jef's eyes only>Scottish edition>jef vs. Haggis >jef vs. Spotted Dick>jef eats a bug edition >jef eats some halibut>jef sleeping in various locations edition
>>5118453>jef vs. Sushi roll>jef vs. Laying around all day while everyone else goes to work>jef vs. A small bowl of heavy cream>jef vs. A 10 hour nap>rare jef NTS>jef vs the Orang Twins (jef loses)>jef vs. Kisses on the head>jef vs. Scratches behind the ear>petting jef backwards edition
>>5118453>jef: countertop mysteries>jef and the case of: where is capy?>jef: watches you poop>sexy jef (BANNED from tv!)>jef meowing loud as shit first thing in the morning edition
>>5118431If you tilt your head to the right, it looks like jef is a VERY acrobatic kitty
>>5118457>>5118458>>5118459>>5118462>>5118464OK I get it, I’ll run with one of these
>>5118464Doctors HATE This One Simple Jef!
Here’s a rare Jef watching an episode of COPS circa 2024
>>5118512Jef wishes he could break the law on that level
>>5118594WANNA-BEWANNA-BEWHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR JEF?
>>5118512Bad catsWhatcha want, whatcha want?Whatcha gonna doWhen the pointing finger come for you?Tell me, whatcha wanna do? Whatcha gonna do?YeahBad cats, bad catsWhatcha gonna do?Whatcha gonna do when they point at you?Bad cats, bad catsWhatcha gonna do?Whatcha gonna do when they point at you?
>>5118512Maybe this is where Jef learned that troublemakers get pointed at
I don't think I can stay here any moreI now realize Jef is imbued with dark energies
And to clarify, by "here" I mean Earth
>>5118617>>5118618don't heaven's gate yourself over a naughty cat like Jef. he's a dime a dozen
Heaven’s JefJefstown MassacreBranch JefidiansRajefshpurammany atrocities committed in the name of jef
Jeffrey is kinda dumb...
>>5118615Jef is literally 13.5% of the population in his living unit (humans included) and he commits 100% of the crime. He's a recidivist. He needs to be sent to a cat-military school
>>5118658Dumb would imply he's unaware of what he does. That's where you underestimate him. He knows what he's doing..
Drawfag didn't even show up ITT ):
>>5118729sad!
>>5118729I’m here but I don’t draw very often.
>>5118809stop tormenting him!
>>5118788Why not? Your sketches are really good
We were all Jefrey last night
I hope Jef does well later on!
I have TERRIBLE news. Has Jef heard of this??
>>5118938jef did it
>>5118963Watch your mouth. Jef would never.
>>5118963I think jef is more likely to give the capy a hickey on his back
>>5118963its difficult for a capybara to point at things
>>5119012the perfect crime
new >>5119036
