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Anonymous
fukken MONKEY WARS 04/11/26(Sat)15:57:08 No.5115790

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fukken MONKEY WARS Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)15:57:08 No.5115790

TIL wikipedia lists monkey wars like people wars with silly war stats
e.g.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngogo_Chimpanzee_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:13:23 No.5115797

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:13:23 No.5115797

Monkeys don't do that, only apes do

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:43:07 No.5115813

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:43:07 No.5115813

>>5115797
All apes are monkeys, not all monkeys are apes.

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)16:47:26 No.5115814

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)16:47:26 No.5115814

>>5115797
monkey sounds funnier

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)19:48:28 No.5115841

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)19:48:28 No.5115841

>>5115797
>never seen macaques rip each others' balls off in territory gang wars
To be fair, macaques and humans share more similar behavior than chimps or gorillas do. Maybe they are actually tailed apes.

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)21:44:35 No.5115859

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)21:44:35 No.5115859

>>5115797
>erm apes arent monkeys
>erm dolphins arent whales
meanwhile:
>humans are fish, chud!

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)23:28:03 No.5115885

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)23:28:03 No.5115885

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>>5115790
Centersissies getting humiliated, as per usual

Anonymous
04/11/26(Sat)23:36:12 No.5115886

Anonymous 04/11/26(Sat)23:36:12 No.5115886

>>5115790
>silly war stats
There’s nothing silly about this monkey business

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)06:17:14 No.5115918

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)06:17:14 No.5115918

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>>5115886
>i've seen things you people wouldn't believe

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)09:06:22 No.5115935

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)09:06:22 No.5115935

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>>5115918
We should have known when the fifth monkey jumped on the bed, that sooner or later one of us would bump his head

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)10:26:09 No.5115950

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)10:26:09 No.5115950

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>>5115797
Baboons are monkeys.

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)10:56:56 No.5115955

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)10:56:56 No.5115955

Monkey wars is the lead story on the 7 o'clock news every night

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)14:37:04 No.5116006

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)14:37:04 No.5116006

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>>5115955
>Naked monkee living on agriculture, live in civilization, cheating natural selection and spending its life eating cheetos in-front of a screen all day do don't count

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)22:34:37 No.5116106

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)22:34:37 No.5116106

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I want YOU for Kasakela Clan Army

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)23:22:49 No.5116115

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)23:22:49 No.5116115

>>5115797
No one tell this guy about the macaque/street dog wars

Casualties:
A few small dogs and puppies left undefended on balconies
Several dozen macaques, ongoing canine occupation of third world streets

Decisive dog victory

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)02:44:56 No.5116134

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)02:44:56 No.5116134