This is how much plants move in 24hours
>>5115872They would give you a disappointingly slow handjob.
What now vegetarians?
Liar. That's only 23 hours and fifty some-odd minutes.Why aren't you showing the last ten minutes? What are you hiding? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!
>>5115922Writing my slow burn dendrophilia handjob fanfic and posting it to AO3
>>5115934Vegetarian hereThis adds a new dimension of sadism to my cat eating houseplantsVery based
>>5115872>sun rising at 3amfake and gay
>>5115942The plants go to the same position they started in, essentially maning it so they never moved at all. This is propaganda by the elites trying to make us think that plants are alive for nefarious purposes.
>>5115942The plants hanged Jeffrey Epstein.
>>5115934Logical fallacy.
>>5115872every single one of those is a calatheaa genus of plants known for being extremely mobileother plants don't move that much>this is how much plants move in 24hoursthat is how much the most active plants in the world move in 24hours
>>5115934What do you mean?
>>5115872you should see bamboo
>>5116113Pretty sure these arent the most active plants. Many plants move even more.
I used to have a calathea in my office. I liked how when the leaves were sticking up, it was almost time to go home. If I remember correctly, it died when I took it home for the pandemic.
