Friend's dog licked my face and now my eye looks like this. Should I be worried?
Doctor McCoy to sick baySpock’s here to see you
I'm sorry anon. You have doggoplasmosis
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>>5116576Are you a kabuki actor, OP?
>>5116576Just rub some dirt on it.
>>5116576Looks like corneal ulcer I'd get it checked out make sure there's not an infection or something that could progress.
>>5116576> t. picrelseriously anon what the fuck are you ??? You look diabolical
>>5116644Their feet are kind of sexy, no?
>>5116576Elrond?
this is the grossest thread on /an/
Duh? Go to the doctor immediately don't risk your fucking eye on a potentially agressive bacterial infection.
>ever letting an animal lick yousomeone post the article compilation of quadruple amputation via dog saliva bacteria
>>5116576Did his tongue feel nice?
I don't know if it was on this board but there was a thread where OP got bitten by something or whatever and the biggest concern war that his skin looked weirdly metallic
>>5116576wtf there's elves without knife ears now? worrying
>>5116576Skip the hospital, you need to go straight to the government
>>5116737keked, thanks
>>5116680yeah i remember that n'wah
>>5116576A vulcan would have no use for such questions. OP is a romulan spy.
>>5116576Dogs cause shit like this on the regular but you never hear the end of Toxoplasmosis, strange
>>5116598this. he needs to get far away from populated areas before he does something stupid.https://www.bitchute.com/video/stKA5m5XrLm1
>>5116814Toxoplasmosis kills thousands of children before they even leave the womb bruv, on top of the 750 yearly. In the US. Where we have significantly less toxo than say, germany. You wanna talk about cat scratches and bites and amputation rates?Or what happens to dog bite statistics, from fatality to frequency to severity, if every pitbull, rottweiler, and german shepherd is replaced with labs, aussies, and huskies? (Spoilers: dogs make vacuuming the rugs look like an absurdly dangerous activity)Dogs are really only a problem if you’re a thirdie or have AIDs. The bright side is cats do literally fucking nothing if they are kept indoors, trained, and socialized by a responsible owner. Like dogs, only the abused and neglected/outdoor ones can really hurt people.
>>5116576Why are you green?
