>farm whales for their milk >make cheese out of it >strap some extravagant label on it >sell it to billionaires as an exotic culinary experience >you are now filthy rich
nigga do you know how cows are made to lactate and how veal is made? a cetacean milk farm would be the most fucked up shit ever
>>5117910it would be salty as shit and taste like fish, the thing about exotic food is that it needs to taste good first
>>5117910you present it like it's a scam, but it literally would be extravagant and an exotic culinary experience
>>5117910How would you farm whales and extract their milk in the first place?
>>5117940It would be extremely painful...
>>5117940Ask your mom
>>5117940We can use a vacuum hose to suck out the whale milk?
>>5117914>the thing about exotic food is that it needs to taste good firstthat never stopped civet coffee
>>5117914>it needs to taste goodt. doesn't know how "gourmet" cuisine works>sauteed snail penises>deep fried yak dick>>5117912>the most fucked up shit everYou have a very low bar for that. Maybe read up on wasps, that should be fun
>>5117910Why are her titts that low?
>>5119574weak retard bait
>>5119615He's right though?
>>5119574>Maybe read up on wasps QRD?
>>5119622Varies from one species to another but in general they're fucking heinously evil if judged by human standards. Attacking bee hives and slaughtering all the adult bees in order to steal their honey and eat all their babies is common. Some species will paralyze a mouse or something and lay its eggs in the still living host, to hatch and slowly eat them alive from the inside out, which has to be in the top ten worst ways to die. They're just doing blithely wasp things, but from a human perspective they're kind of horrifying. tl;dr: Damn nature, you scary
>>5119690I remember this episode of rick and morty
>>5117941You're a big cetacean
>>5119696It is not like they were the first to highlight rhis
>>5119736for moo
>>5117910Holstein whales fucking when?
>>5119585lots of mammals have their teats located below the waist
>>5119585brah the most common milk related animal wears its tits like they're ballsacks
>>5119690They do what is necessary to keep populations in check, especially fucking honey bees ruin life for countless other species.
>>5117910>you are no a faggot with karmic debt
>>5119690>something being cruel because it has no means to be any other way justifies going out of your way to be cruel and torture other creatures Wow that's some shitty bait. 1/10.
>>5121465You've got that backwards, honeybees have had to adapt to wasp predation which is why they'd have a population explosion if that was taken away abruptly>>5121509>schizoposting, presumably from a vegan petafag
>>5121947Wasp have existed before bees, which are basically just vegan wagies. There has been a continuous arms race between wasps, the defenders of all that is good, and beesrael.
>>5117910fun factthe baby sperm whale has no teeth in its lower jaw - this is for good reasonthe mother does not have external nipples. the nipples are inverted and located on either side of the vaginal slit.in order to reach the nipples and nurse, the baby has to insert its lower jaw into the mother's vaginal slit and push the nipple out of its picket, and if inserted deep enough the nipple will align perfectly with the infant's mouth. it doesn't hurt the mother because the infant's jaw is smooth.every single sperm whale calf has to eat its mothers pussy just to live.
>>5121961kek, now this is the kind of schizoposting I want from /an/
Hmm... I remember a lengthy and informative discussion on the efficacies of seal milk on /vp/ a few months ago. I was only in the thread to fap to the primarina boobies, but I did read most of it. Maybe they would be a more suitable alternative to whales. The logistics would certainly be simpler...
>>5118094Have you ever had it? The whole point is that it's a single specific acid that alters the flavor and doesn't make it taste like scat.
>>5117914I'm 100% we can sell this to Norwegian and Finnish billionaires, if they'll eat Surstömming, they'll eat this.
>>5121979Got a link to the thread? For research purposes...
>>5122354https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/search/text/%22seal%20milk%22/
>>5117910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXipZPiTImcDolphins are whales. Is there a reason this doesn't work?
>>5122582>Dolphins are whalesNo, they're cetaceans. Same family as whales, but a different species.
>>5122637>they're cetaceansCetaceans = whales>Same family as whalesCetacea is an infraorder, not a family>but a different speciesDelphinidae is a family, not a species. Also dolphins are Odontocetes aka toothed whales
>>5122638Yeah but dolphins aren't whales
>>5117910It can be done. Replace the calf with a disguised drone
>>5119690>Varies from one species to another but in general they're fucking heinously evil if judged by human standardsIt's comically evil at this point.
>>5123255Acktualee that’s wrong bruv
>>5117912In most mammals they only need to give birth and be induced to lactate only once in order for them to lactate basically forever. If you keep milking something then it keeps producing milk.Furthermore, lactation is just a hormone cocktail that the body makes after a pregnancy, anything with mammary glands can be made to lactate with the right hormones.So, in reality, all you really need is one female and give her the right hormones to induce lactation, with regular milkings she'll continue to produce her own milk. Give her a very high-fat diet and she'll be fine.It's certainly possible.
>>5123325meanwhile, AAVE beeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee
>>5123255all dolphins are whales but not all whales are dolphins
>>5123822Whales are big, dolphins are not big, therefore dolphins are not whales. Checkmate, atheists
>>5123431Aquariums are able to keep and breed small toothed whales quite easily. Why don't we just keep a pod of only-female dolphins for this purpose? It would be a much better life than having to jump through hoops for food.>Be dolphin woman>Live only with your dolphin woman friends & family>Live in sick-ass huge natural enclosure (or maybe even an enclosed sea water bay)>Get fed by humans>Get injected by humans>Get pet by humans>All they want is to milk my dolphin tittes twice a day>Protected from disease & predation>Happy dolphin lief :]
