Based conservationist elephants helping to regulate the invasive boomer primate population.
>>5119102What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>5119102Being actually likely to die is what makes big game hunting appealing. Bro was basically looking forward to this. Choose: 10 years rotting in hospice being drugged and abused by foreign labor scabs, or dying fighting elephants
>>5119113>fighting elephants>fightingthese assholes just shoot them
>>5119118>nooo you cant just shoot the 4 ton animal that can tank literal cannon fire and stomp you to death!The guns they just shoot with are light breech loading antimateriel cannons and they don’t always work on the first hitHumans are the apex. Any animal posing the slightest challenge is impressive.
>>5119119none of what you said makes killing elephants for sport a good or moral thing
>>5119113>Bro was basically looking forward to this>being turned into a pancake by dumbo and everyone around the world laughing at himYeah I'm sure that's how he wanted to go out
>>5119102Good
>>5119120>>5119124>nooo not the heckin dumborino>the chungus prooo boiThey need to be culled periodically or they get super inbred from one make dominating the gene pool
>>5119183Culling is fun as long as you're not the one being culled.They managed to survive for millions of years without the "help" of hunters.
Based elephant bros. Need more of this.
>>5119120who cares you chud? too bad an elephant can't shoot you for all of us.
>>5119183>>5119278Off yourselves now
>>5119102Absolutely beautiful.
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>>5119266They also weren’t having their territory taken by a superior species. Africans are evolving again. Giant fat vegans can not coexist with superior carnivores.