Here is a better question: why aren't we?
>>5119395who is this "we"
They're training to win a free car from Big Bill Hell's challenge pissing contest. Good luck, dolphins!
When I used to piss in the ocean it was excruciating because my foreskin was too tight
>>5119464I pee in the ocean fine without foreskin
>>5119496Kindly don't do that, Shlomo.
>>5119395how else are they suppose to pee
>>5119456Nobody tell them that they're already wet!
With a little practice, they could drink from their own urine stream, creating an endless cycle of recycled piss.
You don't? No bathtub?