Here is a better question: why aren't we?
>>5119395who is this "we"
They're training to win a free car from Big Bill Hell's challenge pissing contest. Good luck, dolphins!
When I used to piss in the ocean it was excruciating because my foreskin was too tight
>>5119464I pee in the ocean fine without foreskin
>>5119496Kindly don't do that, Shlomo.
>>5119395how else are they suppose to pee
>>5119456Nobody tell them that they're already wet!
With a little practice, they could drink from their own urine stream, creating an endless cycle of recycled piss.
You don't? No bathtub?
>>5119395why would a fish need to pee anyway?
>>5119395damn, that thing is a laser
>>5119395It's gotta feel so much better to pee in the air when you can feel the difference in pressure with the piss shooting out instead of just letting it go underwater.
If you were smart you'd do the same.
Will scientists EVER understand the concept of "fun"?
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
>>5120467>UH that's ackshually an anthropic. Animals don't have fun or feel sadness or get excited! Your dog doesn't love anyone and elephants don't do anything for fun
>>5120631If they don’t say shit like that they kill themselves out of guiltLike the “scientists” that claimed pigs were smarter than dogs tortured beagles for “research” but didn’t eat pork. Their actual data was worthless and their conclusions were two dozen leaps of logic removed.
>>5119395you first
>>5119395This is why I don't drink tap water
>>5119587I laughed unreasonably hard, thanks anon
>>5119395At first I thought that was his dorsal fin but it turns out it's his...
It's cool I guess but it's not really worth the effort of swimming out to some open water to do it. Pissing in the air while floating on a body of water is purely a special occasion thing.
>>5120018to get rid of excess water
>>5119395do they drink their own pee?
>>5123394>>5119606yes
>>5119538they could just pee into the water where it wouldn't land on top of them
>>5119395I bet I could piss higher than that, he doesn't even have it at the right angle
>>5126103Did you get a car from Big Bill Hell's with no down payment? No? Then shut up.
