after a full day of planting and being ware of where we grab & step, I had called it a day. I went in to take a shit, had just dropped some timber when my wife called me on the phone. "GET OUT HERE, RABBIT WARREN, BRING YOUR GUN!" I am always armed, whether on or off the farm. but at the time, I had my pants around my ankles. I knew exactly what the issue was. I wiped my ass but a single swipe, and bolted to the livestock area. opened the warren, pinned that fucker with a shit scoop, and took his fucking face off with a single shot. Ruger LCP Max .380 (my EDC). chopped what remained of its head off for good measure, buried it at the back base of our rifle berm. returned to the house & finished wiping my ass. cunt
>>5119642And then everyone clapped.
>>5119651>>5119658Why would anybody doubt such a banal story? Things like this happen all day, every day, all over the world. My only question is why OP thought it noteworthy to start a thread.
