Previously on /jef/ >>5119036Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5123498This is a humiliation ritual
>>5123508You could shoop him into a mortal kombat flying kick
>>5123513>he LOVES it!In all seriousness though he’s having no issues with the harness, but if my wife finds out he’s fucking up her plants, she’ll be pissed
>>5123516>but if my wife finds out he’s fucking up her plants, she’ll be pissedWell then stop letting him fuck up her plants!
>>5123520Gotta let a cat be a cat sometimes
he looks like a dog in this one
>>5123507Was jef excited to see you and your wife? Or was he angry that you left him
>>5123525He’s a cat so his excitement was contained but he was definitely happy to see us.
and back to sucking on Capy’s right ear
>>5123517I'm gonna send this to your wife and say you encouraged jef's bad behavior
>>5123527>mom and dad abandoned me>left me with the crazy old woman>Capy was all I had...
>>5123534Maybe to make up for leaving him, you could feed him a shrimp?
>>5123534he looks very floppy here
>>5123538It looks like one of those thumbnails for somebody’s frutiger aero music playlists on youtube
>>5123555I’m making chinesejefwave albumhttps://voca.ro/14gTTNxPYrW1
>>5123571Off to a dope start, me personally I think Jef fits into that Y2K aesthetic the most, like 1998-2002.
new (old) videohttps://youtu.be/Zd21GgkN9J4?si=ZQEOGkRSz75JsKyy
>>5123535Yeah, I will. It’s not an every day thing but he gets shrimp from time to time
Feed him a prawn
he wants shrimp and tuna, at the same time
>>5123609JEFREY WATCH OUT
>>5123502>Adore me you hairless monkey
>>5123649oh yeah, he's gay
>>5123644Jefrey is LANGUISHING
>>5123571this is smooth. i dig it. needs some jef samples though. a few meows chopped and pitched
Question: Does Jefrey have autism
>>5123644Does Old Orange always look like she doesn't know where she is
>>5123709Well he IS an orange cat.
>>5123675great idea. I’ve gotta get some ambient jef samples
mmm leaf
>>5123709she has a resting concerned face. Everyone notices it
>>5123694He’s one of us
>>5123538It’s AI slop but I was imagining something like this
>>5123793Someone shoop a lightsaber in his paws
>>5123790Imagine if your wife accidentally tripped and her toes went straight into your mouth hahaha lol gross wouldn't you hate that
>>5123521Most men live and die without knowing what it feels like to be Jef for one day.
>>5123863this is how it feels
Is Jef just way more into being outside than the others?(ignoring the evidence of him darting through the door gap like a missile)
>>5123882He’s definitely more open to going outside than the other two, who are instantly terrified. Jef, depending on his mood, might fight and squirm if you carry him out the door, or he might just roll with it without any fuss.
>>5123910what's wrong with him
>>5123907>a balrog of morgoth
capybara overdose
>>5123907Aww big yawny for the lil guy : 3
>>5123911capy was a bit dirty and jef was cleaning him off?
>>5123907wtf is he so tired for? he doesn't do shit all day
>>5123977Cats are crepuscular. All crepuscular animals sleep an obscene amount.
>>5124012More like crapuscular lolSorry that was mean I take it backJef isn't crappy, he's cool
>>5123910his tongue looks very prickly. i don't like it. yuckers.
>>5124151Not a very nice thing to say, mister... Anonymous, was it?I'm be recording this. Dismissed.
>>5124184>>5124183He looks so sparky and brightlyLike a crickly bulb
>>5124183>>5124184Sponky Jef, standing a round and making a big jazzam
>>5124183build him a castle of boxes
>>5124183Build him a chasm
>>5124184Kidnap Capy and post Jef reaction
>>5124201honestly not a bad idea. everybody appreciates a good fort
>>5124183build him a field of dreams
>>5124285rambunctious cat-calling jef (fired by HR Department)
>>5124285Jef mocks your building's shoddy paint job
Jef is a nigger
>>5124326yea
Jefrey - The Savior of Shenzeng
>>5124221I might have to hide Capy for a while again because his skin is breaking out again like last year. Vet said he’s allergic to something. But we can’t figure out what it is.
>>5124334Jefrey is breaking out of his shell and becoming greaterLike a furry snake bursting from its egg
>>5124339
>>5124342Jefrey is dreaming about living in the sea and eating shrimp
>>5124347He’d probably make a good boat cat. Too bad I don’t have a boat.
>>5124349Jefrey on a boat reminds me of the short story My Old Home by Lu Xun.It would be so much misty and poetic.
>>5124358there is nothing poetic about jef
